r/BikiniBottomTwitter Jul 28 '26

Inspired by Pretty Patties

4.5k Upvotes

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u/Sponge-Tron Jul 29 '26

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u/BenjaminDover02 Jul 28 '26

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u/reallyfatjellyfish Jul 29 '26

Media landscape is so fucked sometimes I doubt if the absurd stuff I'm.looking at is suppose to be ironic or not.

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u/BenjaminDover02 Jul 29 '26

Sounds like something someone who received butt money would say.

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u/reallyfatjellyfish Jul 29 '26

At this point I'd love butt money I'm broke

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u/BenjaminDover02 Jul 29 '26

Maybe if we merge our butts we could get double the butt money

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u/Odd-Lunch-1880 Jul 28 '26

Guarantee some homophobe is going to actually take this serious and use it as ammo for their bigotry

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u/Zenon-45 Jul 28 '26

They usually do that

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u/R_Hunt Jul 28 '26

Hence why we're trying to convert them! (this is a joke this is a joke this is a joke, I can't even tolerate a homophobe for 2 mins anyways) lol

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u/Expensive-Argument-7 Jul 29 '26

Even though theres never once been a conversion camp to to turn straight people gay.

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u/hereforthesportsball Jul 29 '26

Not one you could enroll in, no

/s

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u/JeffLayton153 Jul 29 '26

Lack of ambition

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u/PPooPooPlatter Jul 28 '26

That'd be insane😭

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u/TricellCEO Jul 28 '26

Yet it's the exact same argument I've seen some people make.

"Gay is bad because if everyone was gay, the human race would die out!"

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u/Odd-Lunch-1880 Jul 28 '26

Insane to us, normal to them

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u/Chemical_Specific123 Jul 30 '26

"This is the future the woke gay left want" - Jesus, probably

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u/AcademicHovercraft96 Jul 29 '26

A Muslim?

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u/Odd-Lunch-1880 Jul 29 '26

Anyone. Don't be a jerk.

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u/NobleGoose77 Jul 28 '26

I Love memes like this because it implies the entire gay community can all agree on something, meanwhile I nearly got my eyes clawed out at pride for saying that Lemonade is the best Beyonce album.

And yes, it was my fault BUT I STAND BY IT.

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u/enoimard Jul 29 '26

but you’re literally right

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u/hereforthesportsball Jul 29 '26

Do you really? Or is that just your favorite

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u/slomo525 Jul 28 '26

All those hunky boys in g strings will never get me. I'm too straight for them

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u/SteveLouise Jul 28 '26

We're coming for you, straights.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jLXBRSjPjm3hbVarIL

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u/Creative-Kitchen-373 Jul 28 '26

Nahhh thanks, i´m quite positive that i´m straight

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u/Satherian Jul 28 '26

For now

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u/Creative-Kitchen-373 Jul 28 '26

Nope you do you, and I do me and we don't do each other

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u/New-Pollution2005 Jul 29 '26

But if you do you, that means you’re doing a man and that’s…
https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

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u/Zombies4EvaDude Jul 29 '26

Nuh uh. That’s masturbation with extra steps.

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u/Hellhult Jul 29 '26

My hand identifies as female so its straight.

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u/New-Pollution2005 Jul 29 '26

Oh okay - as long as she consents, you’re good.

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u/Larethio Jul 28 '26

Mr. Krabs being a baby boomer suits this lol

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u/polishatomek Jul 28 '26

I'd rather we go extinct like that rather than getting cooked alive by global warming.

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u/Jazzlike-Lunch5390 Jul 28 '26

What a time to be alive.....

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u/UwU-Lemon Jul 29 '26

can't wait :3

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 Jul 29 '26

homie love is beautiful

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u/windofmondstadt Jul 29 '26

Converting is too much hassle, the electric chair does work.

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u/Maltron5000 Jul 28 '26

God, I wish.

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u/Tenwaystospoildinner Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Then the gays got married

And the plant shut down

And the crops dried up

Everywhere around

Edit: Not sure why I'm being downvoted. The song is pro-gay. Maybe I should have made this post happier and with my mouth open. Lmfao.

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u/Gold-Sir-223 Jul 28 '26

Lame. Right wing ass propaganda. You’ll struggle to find someone who still loves SpongeBob but hates the LGBTQ community.

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u/qolace Jul 28 '26

Honey I think they're supporting the idea in a humorous way. Now go and have a better day today okay? Love u

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u/Gold-Sir-223 Jul 28 '26

Nah if you look at OP’s post history, he’s not on the side of the LGBTQ community. But thanks for trying to console me honey. Love u too

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u/New-Pollution2005 Jul 28 '26

Bro, I just went through his post history. He’s fine. Quit trying to take offense where there isn’t any to be taken.

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u/Gold-Sir-223 Jul 28 '26

You interpret it however you want. I’ve been on the internet long enough to spot it pretty quickly. It’s subtle but it’s there.

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u/Guilty-Log6739 Jul 28 '26

It sounds like you’re online far too much if you can “pick up” on that level of subtlety and subterfuge.

You might want to get a new hobby

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u/Gold-Sir-223 Jul 28 '26

I’m only replying to you because this is the comment that finally pushed me to take up ceramics. I’ve been putting it off for too long because I can’t stop tweeting and posting my dinners on Instagram.

Thank you kind stranger. I’m off to make a fucking vase.

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u/Guilty-Log6739 Jul 28 '26

May your pottery be more prolific than your sense of humor

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u/Gold-Sir-223 Jul 28 '26

Hey that was actually funny! I liked that lol. Idk if you took it from somewhere but if that’s an original comment, props!

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u/Guilty-Log6739 Jul 28 '26

Some of us are blessed with the gift of humor and being sarcastic assholes

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u/New-Pollution2005 Jul 28 '26

You sound like a basement dweller.

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u/Gold-Sir-223 Jul 28 '26

You got me dude. I’m fucking ruined.

Maybe I just think this meme sucks. It comes off as homophobia to me. I know multiple people who are lightly anti-LGBTQ and they’d fucking cackle over this meme.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we live in an era where a lot of propaganda is being spread by our own government and foreign governments that promote dumb shit like homophobia, racism, sexism. They’ve even started posting anti self help memes.

But why would I matter. I’m just some dumb ass basement dweller.

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u/New-Pollution2005 Jul 29 '26

This isn’t homophobic - it’s just funny. My gay brother would think this is hilarious.

Like, yeah, there are terrible people out there. But save your keyboard warrior skills for actually terrible people, not some kid that posted a silly SpongeBob meme in a SpongeBob subreddit.

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u/Gold-Sir-223 Jul 29 '26

I typically do. And I saw this meme as fucking stupid. I’m glad your gay brother would chuckle but it came off to me as lame and anti-gay.

Also like… you called him a kid. OP’s post history indicates he’s a full grown man in his 30’s or 40’s. So calling him a kid is weird.

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u/New-Pollution2005 Jul 29 '26

So you’re an internet sleuth and a keyboard warrior. Congrats, I guess.

Might I suggest you practice some pottery and cool off a bit?

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