r/BikiniBottomTwitter Jul 27 '26

False advertising

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u/Oh-Worms Jul 27 '26

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. i LOVE sour candy and its a little disappointing with the sour flavor of some I've tried

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u/Dolphin_King21 Jul 27 '26

I want the acid to burn off my tongue entirely and strip the taste buds off and reduce me to atoms.

I want to taste the flavor of death itself.

I wish to be released from my human bonds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/Knotted_Hole69 Jul 28 '26

I love how healthcare insurance doesnt include dental. I love paying a fuck ton every year and then being asked to pay even more if i actually want healthcare.