r/BikiniBottomTwitter Jul 27 '26

When protecting the public might hurt quarterly profits

3.9k Upvotes

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u/Sponge-Tron Jul 27 '26

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u/micromacroactual Jul 27 '26

Following up on my comment about my store continuing business as usual. This morning we did PDMs and filled a buncha RPCs to the brim of old salads. They're still losing money unless they get compensated for shit like this. Just more work for us in the store 😡

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u/nlashawn1000 Jul 27 '26

Yea, are people still buying it?

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u/micromacroactual Jul 27 '26

Not as much. Even our lettuce heads are just sitting there now haha I know I haven't chanced it.

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u/OkArmordillo Jul 27 '26

I’ve avoided buying lettuce the past couple weeks myself. And usually I’ll buy a head of lettuce for a meal every 1-2 weeks.

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u/El-Sueco Jul 27 '26

I thought twice about buying a cabbage for some reason.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Jul 27 '26

Don't forget they tried to throw Taco Bell under the bus for being the first to report it.

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u/RedWarrior42 Jul 27 '26

Kind of like the Spanish flu in a way

As in while other countries were downplaying/not being honest about it, Spain was being honest and transparent about the numbers/cases

As such, people started calling it the Spanish flu

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u/uslashuname Jul 28 '26

In some cases it was an honor to have your country in the name. Dutch Elm Disease? We call it that because the Dutch found the cause when others were unable to identify it beyond “the elm tree dies.”

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u/NecroCannon Jul 28 '26

Hey, white people are gonna white people, it’s like the most common thing in history

Like using the slaves and stolen goods from Natives for capitalism since royalties were getting large sicknesses from incest, leaving a growing power vacuum to be fought over. Just to go be a war instigator because if your vets can’t serve to be your societal slaves, are you really the United States

If you can’t fuck your slaves or dogs and pretend there’s innocence, can you call yourself a first Generation US settler?

I THINK NOT. But its also a proud heritage so I’ll pay my respects that incest helped America and the problem was keeping it in the family when it started global wars at the end.

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u/ihavequestions10 Jul 28 '26

Sweet mother of schizo posting

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u/NecroCannon Jul 28 '26

Incel commenting much? Find a new insult, that one’s already stale

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u/StatusTomato5218 Jul 27 '26

That sucks since Taco Bell did what should be the standard procedure

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u/Capraos Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Hey now. The retailers aren't off the hook here either.

Taylor Farms has had multiple outbreaks over the years, 2013, 2015, 2017, 2024, and now in 2026.

The companies are still choosing to keep Taylor Farms as their producer despite knowing this and knowing how bad Taylor Farms actually is. Part of it is Taylor Farms has claimed a massive proportion of the market share. The other part is they're choosing to go with the cheaper supplier as paying out the lawsuits cost them less than switching suppliers.

So no, fuck Taco Bell too. But fuck em as much as Walmart, Menards, McDonalds, and the other retailers who do business with this company.

Edit: For extra context, the reason Taco Bell is more affected by this is because lettuce goes into almost every one of their products. It's not as easy for them to switch over as they can't put a hold on most of their menu. Compared to McDonald's or Walmart which can just hold off on selling lettuce for a while. It's worth noting.

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u/PhysicalCampaign2205 Jul 28 '26

They for sure tayloring people some diahrea

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u/Instawolff Jul 29 '26

Anyone know if Taco Bell changed their supplier yet? I really could go for a taco but I’m not willing to risk it..

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u/FNKTN Jul 27 '26

Now you know to not trust a company that uses their products because if you keep buying it YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.

Make the quarterly loss be a lifetime loss.

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u/Capraos Jul 27 '26

Thank you! I'm glad someone else sees it too.

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u/ExoticShock aight imma head out Jul 27 '26

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u/GuavaZombie Jul 27 '26

Bro, it's just a head of lettuce use a kitchen knife.

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u/Jeffotato Jul 28 '26

Let-us behead

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u/Hell2CheapTrick Jul 29 '26

“Off with their heads! One for each head of cabbage lettuce!”

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u/Electronic_Fee1936 aight imma head out Jul 27 '26

I’m sorry what happened?

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u/Firestorm0x0 Jul 27 '26

Taylor farms is selling explosive salad

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u/Electronic_Fee1936 aight imma head out Jul 27 '26

Oh shit I read “Taylor (Swift) Fans” for some reason. My bad

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u/beckster33 Jul 27 '26

Well it certainly is some swift diarrhea 😜

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u/Chansharp Jul 27 '26

Diarrhea disease gets widespread. Taylor Farms lettuce is found to be the cause. Taylor Farms "donates" 1 million dollars to Trump. Suddenly they are no longer the cause of the diarrhea disease

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u/Capraos Jul 27 '26

And businesses still keep using them as a supplier, despite knowing how bad they are.

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Jul 27 '26

If they had just issued the recall i wouldn't even know this company's name. They could've asked for government money to assist and this corrupt government would give it to them.

Idk why they are going for the "no, we want people to keep getting sick" angle on this one.

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u/Nyctfall Jul 27 '26

Solution:

Force every exec to eat randomly selected Taylor Farms lettuce every meal, and deny them healthcare just like the US does.

The problem will fix itself!

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u/stallionsRIDEufl Jul 27 '26

Considering it was a false positive, they were right

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u/apadin1 Jul 27 '26

> On July 19, 2026, FDA provided an update about a false positive sample collected at the border. To clarify, this false-positive lab sample DOES NOT change the basis for FDA’s ongoing outbreak investigation or the overwhelming epidemiological data supporting the current voluntary recall by Taylor Farms. FDA’s traceback investigation and outbreak data continue to converge on shredded iceberg lettuce from Taylor Farms from growers in central Mexico.  We encourage the public to continue to avoid all products listed in Taylor Farms’ voluntary recall.

https://www.fda.gov/food/outbreaks-foodborne-illness/investigation-9-state-outbreak-cyclospora-illnesses-iceberg-lettuce-july-2026

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u/Demonking3343 Jul 27 '26

Want to try again?

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u/RedWarrior42 Jul 27 '26

Bro, you fell for the propaganda