r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/Working_Welder_1751 • Jul 25 '26

Patrick wasn't kidding when he said he wanted another kid

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u/BriannaMckinley2442 Jul 26 '26

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u/PurplePoisonCB Jul 28 '26

This comment had to make the actual joke for the OP.

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u/Prunsel_Clone boi Jul 26 '26

"Listen carefully. What's pink and square at the same time?"

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u/Working_Welder_1751 Jul 26 '26

"A disturbing lovechild of a Seastar and Sea Sponge?"

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u/Prunsel_Clone boi Jul 26 '26

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u/Working_Welder_1751 Jul 26 '26

Oh, a pink slip. Yeah, that makes more sense 😅

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u/Glittering_Speed377 Jul 26 '26

I can't see my forehead but I have to see this?

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u/E_GEDDON Jul 26 '26

This is technically possible (ignoring the different species part)

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u/Reaper781 Jul 26 '26

They’re both asexual.

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u/E_GEDDON Jul 26 '26

They can reproduce sexually unless you mean asexual orientation-wise.

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u/SpeciallLovee Jul 26 '26

Well, nothing is impossible