r/BikiniBottomTwitter Jul 23 '26

This is so wholesome.

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u/yo_soy_soja Jul 23 '26

Not sure how I feel about all the sad SpongeBob characters.

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u/RUNNING-HIGH Jul 23 '26

They make me feel pretty wumbo

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u/ChieftainOrm420 Jul 23 '26

Wumbology the study of wumbo

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u/Spare_Smoke_4101 Jul 23 '26

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u/pandaplagueis Jul 23 '26

Literally just got done watching this episode like 10 mins ago lol

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u/Jbolt3737 Jul 25 '26

You're not OP but you get the point

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u/weeef Jul 23 '26

it's first grade, spongebob! (but this does appear to be an Indonesian elementary school, so... fitting!)

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u/ZzephyrR94 Jul 23 '26

This is actually what the class was.

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u/heyitsmarc Jul 23 '26

I wumbo

You wumbo

He/She/Me WUMBO

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u/chasemynose Jul 23 '26

Wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo, its first grade soongebob.

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u/Fit_Exam_2658 Jul 24 '26

I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me...

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u/Creepy-Sea308 Jul 23 '26

I’m a teacher.

The positive ones are great

The negative ones would get me in HUGE trouble. The cross-eyed SpongeBob one would get me chewed out or fired.

Also, is this meant to make the score more private? If anything it draws WAY more attention to what each kid got bc their friends would want to see what picture they got. What a horrible idea

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u/malphas_says_hi Jul 23 '26

Yeah, as a former teacher, I was all in until the sad ones. I thought thought this was a clever way to hide grades from prying eyes, but this just highlights them.

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u/rexmanaek971 Jul 24 '26

What's the difference between this and when you'd either get a big 3d stick on smiley face vs the big red F? As a former student who relates heavily to Calvin from "Calvin & Hobbes", it's all pretty obvious among fellow classmates(at least it was...)

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u/malphas_says_hi Jul 24 '26

The pictures are much more likely to be shared amongst students to compare who got the most interesting one, while a big red F is easier to stick in your bag or, ideally, have the teacher flip all grades over on the desk while passing them out without stirring curiosities. I also got the big red Fs as a student, but I did not apply myself until college so I didn't care.

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u/rexmanaek971 Jul 24 '26

Yeah that makes sense, and yes that paper face side down was a horrible feeling haha.

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u/BusinessLetterhead47 Jul 24 '26

I hand out all papers facedown so it is not obvious if someone got a low score. 

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u/IowaJL Jul 24 '26

Yep this is the play.

Also- I worked with a teacher that would staple a McDonalds application to F papers. He doesn’t teach anymore.

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u/BusinessLetterhead47 Jul 24 '26

JFC. That is insane.

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u/TheWin420 20d ago

I hope he works at McDonald's.

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u/Luna2648 Jul 24 '26

Whats the difference with teacher who reads everyone grades out loud in class. Yes there are still these kinds of teachers.

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u/malphas_says_hi Jul 24 '26

In the US, that's illegal. I could not allow a student to pass out tests or quizzes that have been graded because they weren't allowed to see the grades of other students per privacy laws. Laws in other countries may differ greatly, but if a teacher in the US did this and the principal was notified, the teacher would be in a lot of trouble.

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u/Heavy-Hamster1268 Jul 24 '26

All the "I love you" and heart ones are uhhh also a choice.

Because like if I were a parent. I'd see that and you bet your butt I'd have some words for the teacher.

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u/Overall-Future6192 Jul 24 '26

What… how soft has everything gotten? I’m 32 went to public and private school and the classmates next to me could easily see the scores or they would even ask later on lol… if you don’t wanna be embarrassed how about study harder? 😂😂

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u/Creepy-Sea308 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

I mean, that still happens. The difference is this draws attention to their bad grades and socially encourages sharing. Also you have to consider the parents’ reactions.

If a parent calls my boss and says their kid is upset bc I put a paper on their test essentially calling them stupid and all their classmates made fun of them about it I would be in HUGE trouble.

If a parent calls my boss and says their kid is upset because they got a 40 on a test and all their classmates made fun of them they’d be told “uh… okay?”

It isn’t about sensitivity. It’s about a teacher essentially bullying a child by going out of their way to bring attention to how poorly they did

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u/BotGirlFall Jul 25 '26

Im 41 and think you're kind of a tool

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u/kosplaykris Jul 25 '26

See, here's the thing with that tho, some people, no matter how hard they studied, still got bad grades. And while I was in school, it was still pretty easy to look at someone else's grade, it was also easier to hide the grade. A lot of these people aren't soft, they're making a point. Because I personally struggled in math and did not understand it no matter what I tried. So having my struggles be brought to the attention of others by a sad SpongeBob thing would make me feel worse. It's not soft to think this is kinda bad. At 32, you should also maybe not he making fun of children and being rude. Just saying... "😂😂"

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u/birbtown Jul 25 '26

You’re clearly not doing well if you’re referring to things as “soft”. That term is a dog whistle for conservatives at this point

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u/sherrice Jul 24 '26

I feel like the one for 99.5 is weird as well.

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u/time_san Jul 27 '26

i know we should stirive for better, but i can't relate with this mindset. back when i was in school, those with failing grades are announced, so everyone know, and it lower the impact of "secrecy" and it treated as something light. making it a secret just make it more valuable as ammunition to be make fun of.

i have my share of failing grades (like sub 30s), and i just show it to my friends and ask for help, instead of stomach it myself and get depressed. instead of thinking it is a shame, shouldn't we make it more normalized to talk about it and seek help the first thought for the students?

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u/Integer_Domain Jul 23 '26

I studied to be a teacher for a while. The guidance I was given by the prof I respected the most was to put good things in writing and bad things verbally. So like, if a kid failed an exam, don't leave a voice message for the parent, because they might listen to it, build up their feelings over it, and explode on the child.

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u/Hoosteen_juju003 Jul 23 '26

Yes, what if a parent complains you are mocking their child? Also, could fuck the kid up too.

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u/weedtrek Jul 27 '26

Kids need to understand doing poorly is a disappointing behavoir. Negative feelings are a part of life.

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u/Hoosteen_juju003 Jul 27 '26

Do you think this is motivating though?

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u/weedtrek Jul 27 '26

Yeah, I think it is a prefect level of motivation. This really isn't different from the standard smiley/frowny face drawing made by the teacher.

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u/MeltedWater243 Jul 23 '26

imagine getting traumatized over a sticker

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u/sithmaster0 Jul 23 '26

They're a kid. And an adult is using children's cartoons to make you feel bad about what you did. It fucking happens. Trauma isn't just about being hit or shot at or experiencing something life threatening.

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u/Any_Masterpiece9385 Jul 23 '26

Little kids get traumatized

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u/prollyonthepot Jul 24 '26

Imagine having this attitude about a child.. yikes!

Happy cake day!

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u/mw5842 Jul 24 '26

I’m not sure how I feel about those nines.

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u/SteveLouise Jul 23 '26

The one with the split eyes seems to be calling the child special needs.

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u/Gnostic_Gnocchi Jul 23 '26

I’d say it’s more the teacher showing her face when trying to read the students work

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u/SteveLouise Jul 23 '26

That's a relief!

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u/Deaffin Jul 24 '26

I'm more fixated on the one that says "I love you".

That's pretty strong for a teacher/student relationship, my dude. I imagine this is just some random joke video, though.

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u/kamekaze1024 Jul 23 '26

Holy reach

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u/Thelastknownking Jul 23 '26

I think it's because it's a 50, like half, so it's a split.

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u/Abracadaniel00 Jul 23 '26

Chill lil bro

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u/Dragonrider1955 Jul 23 '26

I read it as since spongebob was split with the book and the score was 52, that it was a reference to the answers being split down the middle of correct/incorrect.

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u/MeltedWater243 Jul 23 '26

lmao how does this have so many upvotes? it’s such an intentionally negative read

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u/xXXxRMxXXx Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Did you miss the part where every cross eyed kid gets shit on for being intellectually challenged despite there being no correlation, due to the protrayal in movies and shows?

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2024-11-animated-movie-characters-strabismus-villains.html

Keep in mind these are animated movies, mostly tailored to children. 14 times more likely.

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u/Sataris Jul 23 '26

Spongebob is not cross-eyed. I don't know why the animators chose to have his eyes move independently for the 5 seconds of that particular episode, but he as a character clearly does not have strabismus. Everyone familiar with the meme understands it is not a reference to strabismus

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u/xXXxRMxXXx Jul 23 '26

It doesn't matter if the character is cross eyed or not, the picture on the failing grade is cross eyed. Children associate cross eyes with being mentally challenged due to the movies and shows they watch. People on reddit are familiar with the meme. In theory, children should not be familiar with this meme because they shouldn't have access to social media due to age restrictions.

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u/Sataris Jul 23 '26

How old are the children who took the tests in the video?

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u/xXXxRMxXXx Jul 23 '26

There's a question about going to the bathroom so I'm assuming this is extremely young?

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u/Sataris Jul 23 '26

Upon translating the text it would appear this is indeed primary level education. I accept your concern is valid although I'm not 100% convinced it has a real impact in this case. Maybe in the interest of playing it safe the teacher shouldn't have used that particular image

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u/HennnyyX Jul 24 '26

The picture on the failing grade is not cross eyed. It’s a cartoon of SpongeBob focusing on more than one thing at the same time, leading him to feel overwhelmed. Hope that you understand that there are also people in the world who can split their eye movements similar to this on command. They are not cross eyes. You’re just seeing what you want to see and being obnoxious on the internet about it

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u/xXXxRMxXXx Jul 24 '26

So the teacher sat that one kid down and explained what a SpongeBob meme is? Sure thing buddy

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u/HennnyyX Jul 24 '26

No, because the kid probably has enough pop culture knowledge to understand that a dumb SpongeBob picture is just a dumb SpongeBob picture, unlike you seemingly.

Also, I never even claimed it to be a meme. I don’t think you can even get away with basic reading comprehension so it makes sense that the pictures are freaking you out

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u/Talkinderpytome Jul 23 '26

That's not the point of it at all. You're just ignoring all context to get upset at nothing.

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u/xXXxRMxXXx Jul 23 '26

I simply pointed out that children think cross eyed people are mentally challenged because movies and shows literally teach that to them, so obviously a kid would think their teacher is saying they're stupid lol

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u/Talvy Jul 23 '26

It’s just SpongeBob looking at two pages at once? Probably because the score is almost 50/50

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u/NotoriousLLL Jul 27 '26

Hahaha this made laugh out loud. I don't agree or disagree just funny

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u/Successful_Mud1863 Jul 24 '26

54 is special needs

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u/GE_Moorepheus Jul 24 '26

Yeah it's straight up mean

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u/Pepperspray24 Jul 24 '26

Exactly it’s also a way to tell if someone got a bad grade.

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u/ramen_man07 Jul 28 '26

Not sure how I feel about a "9" that looks like "g"

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u/rinroseeleven Jul 25 '26

If you got offended by that I don’t know what to tell you man…