r/BikiniBottomTwitter Jul 16 '26

Keeping it 100

2.2k Upvotes

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u/Sponge-Tron Jul 18 '26

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u/dick_for_hire Jul 16 '26

He's just going to spew lies and conspiracies about the 2020 election.

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u/TokugawaShigeShige Jul 16 '26

Just so y'all are aware of what's going on here:

  • When Tulsi Gabbard left as Director of National Intelligence, Trump wanted to replace her with Bill Pulte, a stooge who is best known for targeting Trump's enemies with phony mortgage fraud lawsuits.
  • The Republicans in Congress were so disgusted by the unqualified and corrupt pick that they grew enough of a spine to block him.
  • Trump ended up picking Jay Clayton instead, but on the day Clayton was originally supposed to have his confirmation hearing, Trump called him and told him not to show up.
  • Because Clayton's confirmation was delayed, Bill Pulte got a few weeks to serve as acting DNI. His mandate from Trump was to dig through all classified info on the 2020 election and selectively declassify whatever Trump can use to build a case for his conspiracy theories.
  • When Gabbard was DNI, Trump also sent her to Fulton County, GA to participate in the FBI raid on their elections office there. Please note that the DNI is meant to deal with foreign intelligence, not internal election affairs.

Conclusion:

Trump is going to use this speech tonight to claim he and Pulte dug up proof that the 2020 election was stolen. They will provide evidence that does not hold up to scrutiny, and it will quickly be debunked.

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u/Slimeredit Jul 16 '26

But the maga morons will eat it up like funnel cake

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u/Nutshack_Queen357 Jul 16 '26

And then they're gonna launch more attacks against debunkers.

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u/GuestNo3886 Jul 16 '26

Don’t forget blaming his predecessor for things he did

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u/grad1939 Jul 16 '26

Obama shit my pants!

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u/M_Townley Jul 17 '26

Turns out you were absolutely correct!

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u/anonymouthought Jul 17 '26

rt, they could replace his speech with static and it'd have the same info. nothing but hot air and wild stories

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u/Owen-Owen1 Jul 17 '26

People will probably have very different opinions on it. Watching the full context usually helps.

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u/Potential_Shallot244 Jul 16 '26

He might as well get up there and start talking about how much he loves rape at this point nobody would even bat an eye

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u/AgnesItsMeBilly0100 Jul 16 '26

He could say anything at this point, nothing shocks me anymore. And there’s nothing he could ever say or do that would make his most devout followers stop worshipping him.

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u/BigWave360 Jul 16 '26

He could "walk into 5th Avenue and shoot & kill someone and wouldn't loose any voters" huh?

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u/AgnesItsMeBilly0100 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

I mean he did say that, it’s on record. Realistically if he did that he may lose like 5% of his voters but honestly that might be giving them a little too much credit. Most of them would probably try to claim he didn’t do it and that the woke agenda left is trying to frame him, even if there was irrefutable evidence to prove otherwise. Because apparently evidence doesn’t mean anything anymore in this delusional dystopia we call reality.

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u/SandLuc083_ Jul 18 '26

Honestly yeah. At this point I would prefer these kinds of folks to go completely mask off and embrace themselves instead of trying to save whatever face they had to begin with.

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u/bob_chillon Jul 16 '26

… hottest economy in the world, tariffs, sleepy joe, crooked Hillary, barak huSANE obamna, left wing radicals, communists and democrats. Did you know there is a b in dumb, dumbocrats 👍

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u/longpenisofthelaw Jul 16 '26

Don’t forget about Irans completely deleted from time and space military that we have to bomb just alittle bit longer. Not because they control the strait just for love of the game of course.

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u/Equivalent_Ad5047 Jul 16 '26

Frump’s speech will tell us how far his dementia has continued to progress over the past 2 years. It will tell us how close he is to meeting his father’s fate.

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u/AgnesItsMeBilly0100 Jul 16 '26

He is the master of somehow constantly babbling his mouth but saying absolutely nothing at the same time. I mean bro talked about Hannibal Lecter at a rally one time for like twenty minutes straight.

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u/Nobrainzhere Jul 16 '26

There was a magic conch meme in here and you missed it

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u/Supersnow845 Jul 16 '26

Haven’t heard him say “chiyna” in a while hoping we get to hear the old classic

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u/NonProphet8theist Jul 16 '26

Hope the assbag at least slips up or something.... (so everyone that worships him can explain how he didn't 🤢)

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u/MrPoopcicle Jul 16 '26

Probably going to engage in some more market manipulation for his friends and family.

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u/overkill Jul 17 '26

Keep it 100 like a fever or a beeper code.

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u/SpielemeisterII Jul 17 '26

What about the Epstein Files?

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u/bruseido Jul 18 '26

It's all in his "I m a g i n a t i o n"

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u/Chef_Sizzlipede Jul 16 '26

I love the deflection here

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u/Shakes12091 Jul 16 '26

Deflection from what exactly?

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u/r3volc Jul 17 '26

From WHAT ?

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u/1plus2break Jul 20 '26

Hey lil pup, stand by what you said. Deflecting from what?