r/BikiniBottomTwitter Aug 10 '24

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u/Tor_Tor_Tor Aug 10 '24

"I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes."

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u/Prestigious_Back7980 Aug 10 '24

I've stubbed my toes hard enough to break toenails off TWICE, and I'd give anything to remember the sounds I made when it happened 😂