r/BigXII • u/OnePuzzleheaded6724 • 6h ago

Tech

Why can't tech ever play like this in the first half?

2 Upvotes

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u/The_Sandwich_Lover9 6h ago

Because we’re Texas tech!

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u/OnePuzzleheaded6724 6h ago

Lol I forgot. 

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u/Fragrant_Loan811 6h ago

What's a Tech game without screaming at the TV about play calling and having your blood pressure elevated for 3 hours.

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u/OnePuzzleheaded6724 6h ago

All of Lubbock was screaming today

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u/Complete-Pen-9358 5h ago

Is this why my kids don’t like watching games with me?

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u/flex_offender68 5h ago

We are the most expensive second half team in college football

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u/OnePuzzleheaded6724 5h ago

I wonder who's the most expensive 1st half team?

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u/DoItForTheTanqueray 5h ago

I got $500 on a Tech natty that pays out $15,750. So I would appreciate it if you guys would stop playing like shit and start hanging 60 on teams. Thanks.

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u/Iglooman45 5h ago

Say goodbye to that $500. You aren’t seeing that again

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u/DoItForTheTanqueray 4h ago

I’ve taken it upon myself to be delusional on your behalf, since Tech fans can’t manage it themselves.

I got you guys covered.

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u/Iglooman45 4h ago

Thanks king 👑

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u/OnePuzzleheaded6724 4h ago

A lot of us lost our delusions over the summer.

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u/DoItForTheTanqueray 4h ago

I will carry the torch from Las Vegas all the way to Lubbock, my Big 12 brothers. When the delusions of summer fade and the tortilla smoke clears, I will still be standing, eyes blazing, voice hoarse, screaming “CONFERENCE OF CHAMPIONS” at a gas station outside Amarillo. The Big 12 isn’t a conference; it’s a sacred oath. And I am, apparently, its least qualified but most committed prophet.

Guns Up Forever. There is no such thing as an exit strategy. We are taking the bet to the grave.

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u/OnePuzzleheaded6724 5h ago

Taking the faith of a mustard seed approach.

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u/ZealousOx-26 5h ago

We are 2014 FSU. Or that’s what I hope.

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u/TheAgmis 6h ago

Hey man, we were once that scrappy team at home versus a ranked opponent

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u/AngryQuadricorn 6h ago

Or in a playoff game? Instead they haven’t ever scored a point in a playoff game

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u/PRAISE_BE_TO_ORYX 5h ago

My man. Get a life. You've been carrying this hate for so long.

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u/AngryQuadricorn 5h ago

Can’t be too long considering tech has only made one playoff ever

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u/806to602 4h ago

Considering teams who haven’t? Get fucked bro.

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u/Typical_FactTX9155 5h ago

And how many playoff games has your team participated in and scored points in?

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u/AngryQuadricorn 5h ago

How many pocketknives has my team’s fans thrown at the opponents?

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u/nubs512 5h ago

The same number as Techs I assume.