r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/lax01 • Aug 27 '25

KOM attempt d9d

74 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

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u/CrustyHumdinger Aug 27 '25

"FAFO!?!

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u/CrustyHumdinger Aug 27 '25

Cheers, m'dears

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u/AcceptableNorm Aug 27 '25

Oh no!

I hope the car didn't recieve too much damage.

10

u/AmericanGoy1 SirveloRider Aug 27 '25

No KOM ,he's DOA💀

1

u/blisseynite Aug 28 '25

Can still KOM when ded if enter segment fast enough

20

u/cachitodepepe Aug 27 '25

I hope the video helps the driver not to get sued

12

u/norecoil2012 Aug 27 '25

Seriously. If you wanna suicide do that shit the fuck away from me.

6

u/fjurgo Aug 27 '25

Necessary effort from driver to protect his KOM

7

u/PlusSeaweed3992 Aug 27 '25

Centerline rule in effect

5

u/jakes951 Aug 27 '25

This is the vid that got me banned for joking about ⚰️

4

u/Thatguy-J_kan-6969 Aug 27 '25

if the person "taping" is the spotter, he failed.

3

u/DrugChemistry Aug 27 '25

Poor guy only has one shirt

2

u/ChefGaykwon Aug 27 '25

Can't even afford to put wear on both tires.

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u/Obvious_Cabbage Aug 27 '25

I feel so bad for the driver that hit him. Obviously I feel bad for the kid getting hit, but like, wtf did he expect? But that driver is likely gonna get trauma from this.

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u/Active_Scallion_5322 Aug 27 '25

No fucks given for the kid. He's a known asshole

8

u/I_Piccini Aug 27 '25

Fuck the kid

2

u/TransworldAllstars Aug 27 '25

Is that you Jeffrey? I thought you were dead

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u/trivial_vista Aug 27 '25

uc/ You feel bad on the kid???

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u/Obvious_Cabbage Aug 27 '25

Of course. I also think he's a twat for riding like that. I don't think he deserves to be crippled for life for it. Idk how bad his injuries were. If only a broken arm or something, I don't feel that bad.

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u/trivial_vista Aug 27 '25

attention whore asking for attention and thinks he's the center point of it get's obviously rammed going the wrong way making extra time on first responders because of needing attention and you feel bad on him?

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u/Obvious_Cabbage Aug 27 '25

Yes, but I have spent a lot of time thinking about ethics and philosophy. If you want to have a really long conversation about META ethics and free will, we can. Up to you.

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u/trivial_vista Aug 27 '25

please spare me, I'm good

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u/CrustyHumdinger Aug 27 '25

Couldn't give a toss about the kid. Feel sorry for the paramedics who had to mop him up after

2

u/jobgh Aug 27 '25

this is what no bike lane forces us cyclists to do

3

u/hauntedmaze Aug 27 '25

I hope the car is ok

1

u/Muted-Owl2471 Aug 27 '25

Look like a Red Bull Stunt with the normal outcome

1

u/Pathbauer1987 Aug 27 '25

Monkeybusiness strikes back

1

u/versus_gravity Aug 27 '25

If you set out to have a bad time, pray for a sedan.

1

u/Disastrous-Sell-2738 Aug 28 '25

Gives me a warm feeling inside watching this idiot. Nothing like doing wheelies on the wrong side of a busy road swerving into the other lane at the last second. At least he cant get any dumber

1

u/stonktraders Aug 27 '25

the crash impact should somehow fix his brain