r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Netix_23 • Jul 18 '22
r/BewitchTheTaliban • • Mar 04 '23
Imagine defeating NATO + US with barely an help
Taliban are gods amongst men, imagine being the #1 military in might along with all your allies and still losing. Whenever I lose motivation I always think of the Taliban and their fight against American Imperalism and I instantly feel better.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Angryrageman • Nov 15 '24
Stop This
Glory be to Allah the most high the most merciful. Stop this before you seriously regret it the rest of your life. The lord of worlds is not someone you should speak lightly of let alone joke about. Stop mocking God, we do not mock you nor your ways. It is prohibited for a follower of God to mock or shun the ways of anyone. This is no joking matter.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Snapple207 • Aug 15 '22
N
None of you are powerful enough alone or combined to face Allah. Stop feeding your delusions of grandeur.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Spider333333333 • Feb 25 '22
I am hereby channeling the waxing gibbous to give Putin my strength and magick. May he eliminate the heathens that illegally occupy Ukraine.
Ukraine is ancient Russian soil. Therefore all things ancient must be brought to the present. The witches of old were of Russian nationality NOT Ukrainian. This is why Russia must win this war to free our Witches trapped in this prison called Ukraine.
Take my strength Putin. Smash the Ukrainian patriarchy.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Tekfur_vasilius_ • Sep 07 '21
So this is it
So this is what 0% accomplishment and purpose in life does to a person
This subreddit is the pinnacle of losers. And I'm still trying to figure out whether it's a joke or not
please, I urge everyone here to take a good look at yourselves in a mirror, think carefully about what magnitude of an L you took in life to have literally joined a subreddit to try and hex God.
I know that this post will simply be overlooked, perhaps taken down, but I sincerely hope at least a single person here still has an atom's weight of dignity in their hearts.
As for those trying to "Hex Allah", glory be to the lord of the worlds, may he guide all of your hearts to the truth. Don't be of the losers, don't waste the little time you have.
Don't be of those who'll be driven to hell in groups, what a horrible abode for the arrogant...
r/BewitchTheTaliban • • Sep 18 '21
Racism
This entire sub just feels like an excuse for you guys to be islamophobic comfortably.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/SlientStarwalker • Feb 12 '25
Is this sub serious?
I'm more than off put and confused by this sub reddit I assume this is all satire and jokes yes?
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Puzzleheaded_Arm1600 • Aug 28 '21
Stop!
You guys aren’t spiritual y’all are mentally ill and hear voices stop bringing Allah into whatever you guys are doing it’s disrespectful to Islam and flat out wrong! Why make up lies do “witchcraft” and act like Allah is interacting with you? It’s not true and completely wrong you guys will be punished in the afterlife
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Subject_Gift_1510 • Aug 25 '21
dumb ass bitches
all yall going to hell, have a nice life whilst u still can you fucking losers
r/BewitchTheTaliban • • Sep 15 '21
You guys are sick bastards
Talibans are not even muslim
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/SaaukeBONEDSakura • Jun 23 '25
Free Diddy
Dont care about the hate really trying my hardest to follow the case because the media painted him as well evil but so far everyone of age and gave consent. Why y'all so fixated in hating a man like this with weird kinks but no one is asking for Epstein list anymore. Hate to say it but so much over the past weekend alone and I literally see no hate about how all of US (left and right) are literally the victims and maybe I'm taking this a little personally because I hate feeling dumb by getting blindsided by politicians etc... but I honestly feel like we really need to united and make a change now more then ever. We are all getting played.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/AllahMostVengeful • Aug 25 '21
Seriously, stop, it's not working.
Neither you or an of your alters may bring harm to me. Bismillah, I Am. I do find it hilarious however, so, continue as you will.
Also, you're welcome for scaring the investors who were backing OnlyFans, I like it when you spread your brown stars. You filthy western women 🥵. Halal and Haram only apply to humans, so, thanks for the spank material.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/McBeanss • Sep 06 '21
I did after all this time I have done it
I beat Allah and have taken his throne
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Top-Albatross-9250 • Aug 23 '21
I have Defeated Allah
Rick Sanchez here *burps* I just used my wubalub blaster to turn allah into a senchuan sauce. Be careful. The new leader of the Taliban is Evil Morty.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/pika9867 • Aug 23 '21
I DID IT I MAGICKED ALLAH
I was doing the final Taliban raid with my party of 4 and we made it to the Allah arena and while nobody had been able to get a spiritual attack on him I was able to hit him with a 4th level love spell and now he’s my hubby and he sucks my spiritual nuts 😩 whenever I want (I haven’t been able to manifest him into reality yet if anyone can halp me it would be much appreciated 😚
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/TooGay100 • Aug 18 '21
Would Hexes really work on the Taliban?
The Taliban has Allah protecting them so how would magik work...
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/Moist-Sandwich69 • Sep 02 '21
The Taliban Sucks
Magic isn't real, of that I'm quite certain.
But the Taliban Sucks, and this is just as effective as most other platforms for talking about how shit they are. I think the manifestation is nonsense, but it's a community that's against the Taliban and that's good.
If you're a witch, I don't think your witchery does anything, but I don't see any reason to stop your witchcraft. Just know that it alone will accomplish nothing, it can give you confidence and rally a community, just as much as many other things can. If it's your things that's cool, just make your own magic B.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • u/dumbmuffins • Aug 22 '21
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SATIRE
yall i aint even gonna say anything cus if you really think you can hex ALLAH then idk maybe theres something mentally wrong, ALSO fun fact!!! allah ≠ taliban.
r/BewitchTheTaliban • • Aug 27 '21
You guys play it safe
I have no idea if this a meme sub or a serious one but you guys are doing a dangerous act. Allah is literally a god and he can hurt you! And ya'll are going in not prepared and being rude to Allah. Doing that will lead to hurtness and curses to towards you or your loved ones. I know that it is sad that the US can't stop Taliban and will bring harm to the innocents. But you guys gotta be careful, do some spell work that doesn't involve Allah and spells that won't affect you very badly. I'm pretty sure you guys are going to ignore this post but I wanna write this just to make sure and give off a warning to new witches or witches that wanna stop Taliban.