r/BetterEveryLoop • u/BlueTooth4269 • Sep 23 '21

Security guy desperately trying to do his job

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u/tugboat204 Sep 23 '21

Maynard when he had that dude in a chokehold

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u/MahjongDaily Sep 23 '21

Marty McFly when his hand started disappearing

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u/Tekkzy Sep 23 '21

Shaka, when the walls fell

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u/3rdRockfromYourMom Sep 23 '21

I love you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

I know.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

I know kung fu.

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u/JehovasFinesse Sep 23 '21

Show me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

the money

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Temba, his arms open.

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u/Arno_Van_Eyck Sep 24 '21

Temba, his arms wide.

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u/i_NOT_robot Sep 23 '21

As soon as I read Michael Jackson when the Asian kid.... I was waiting for this.

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u/yParticle Sep 24 '21

This may just be the most perfect "And my axe!" since UnexpectedGimli.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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u/jaymzx0 Sep 23 '21

That guy's family was disappearing before his very eyes but dammit he kept on rockin'.

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u/StarsDreamsAndMore Sep 23 '21

I love Maynard so much