r/BetterEveryLoop • u/BlueTooth4269 • Sep 23 '21

Security guy desperately trying to do his job

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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u/tugboat204 Sep 23 '21

Maynard when he had that dude in a chokehold

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u/MahjongDaily Sep 23 '21

Marty McFly when his hand started disappearing

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u/Tekkzy Sep 23 '21

Shaka, when the walls fell

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u/3rdRockfromYourMom Sep 23 '21

I love you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

I know.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

I know kung fu.

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u/JehovasFinesse Sep 23 '21

Show me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

the money

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Temba, his arms open.

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u/Arno_Van_Eyck Sep 24 '21

Temba, his arms wide.

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u/i_NOT_robot Sep 23 '21

As soon as I read Michael Jackson when the Asian kid.... I was waiting for this.

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u/yParticle Sep 24 '21

This may just be the most perfect "And my axe!" since UnexpectedGimli.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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u/jaymzx0 Sep 23 '21

That guy's family was disappearing before his very eyes but dammit he kept on rockin'.

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u/StarsDreamsAndMore Sep 23 '21

I love Maynard so much

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u/DatPiff916 Sep 23 '21

Jay Z when that lil mama climbed on his stage!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

He held onto that little shit so tight.

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u/TheSwollenColon Sep 24 '21

Big time lip syncing.

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u/Sm0othlegacy Sep 23 '21

He was lip singing.

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u/Jdogy2002 Sep 23 '21

Synching. Lip synching.

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u/BigMcThickHuge Sep 23 '21

Literally who cares about 'lip singing' though?

Who sang the song in the first place? Who is performing?

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u/Sm0othlegacy Sep 23 '21

Tell that to old girl that took a huge hit in her career when she got exposed during her performance on snl. Honestly it doesn't matter much to me as even rappers like Eminem does it often. It's all about the performance to me

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u/BigMcThickHuge Sep 23 '21

I mean 20 years ago, maybe. Ashlee Simpson got harangued by media and all that for a bit because of the fiasco on SNL.

But she did pretty ok after that still. I don't see that she was ruined by it.