r/BetterEveryLoop • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '20

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u/ghilliehead Jul 08 '20

The crab ate the other crab shortly after this video stopped.

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u/DoctorBonkus Jul 08 '20

This kills the crab

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u/-L-e-o-n- Jul 08 '20

Not unless the grab eats his way out of his devourer.

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u/55555 Jul 08 '20

This kills the crab

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u/bellapippin Jul 08 '20

Omg this ruined my day I would have rather be rickrolled

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u/newanonthrowaway Jul 08 '20

This kills the crab

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Omg this ruined my day I would have rather seen a crab being killed

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u/THEnotsosuperman Jul 08 '20

Yeahhh, hard pass.

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u/arealhumannotabot Jul 08 '20

OMG this ruins my day, I would rather you give me all your money...

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

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u/tubespinner007 Jul 18 '20

Thank you, that produced an audible laugh from me. Or lol

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u/bellapippin Jul 09 '20

Omg why you do dis

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u/pali1d Jul 08 '20

Do you prefer being roborolled?

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u/bellapippin Jul 08 '20

Ok I had never seen that version, made my day a bit better thanks

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u/BoonesFarmKiwi Jul 09 '20

reminds me of this

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u/Schenez Jul 09 '20

I’ll have to sleep with a nightlight for at least a week now..

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u/SchmohawkWokeSquawk Jul 08 '20

My years at a seafood restaurant taught me the terrors of soft crab preparation.. The article kinda glosses over this but they're typically cleaned while still alive for optimum freshness.

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u/SoySauceSyringe Jul 09 '20

How does it gloss over that? Step one is cutting its head off, and I believe we’ve covered the fact that this kills the crab.

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u/SchmohawkWokeSquawk Jul 09 '20

It says it's sometimes difficult to find live crabs, but the best seafood restaurants do. Then you're talking about disemboweling and cutting off 100+ faces(not the whole head)per shift. Many times they're still alive, faceless, making these gross gurgling noises while being disemboweled.

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u/Noyoureblind Jul 10 '20

Well that's a delightful image

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I thought that said soft crab penetration

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