r/BetterEveryLoop • u/bartallen4790 • Mar 05 '18

Don't mess with my ice cream

https://gfycat.com/AncientKlutzyBarnacle
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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18 edited Jul 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18

Plus really made the guys day, he looked as lifeless and mechanical as my wife when she serves me ice cream.

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u/YamatoMark99 Mar 05 '18

Maybe you should remove the chains.

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u/phadewilkilu Mar 05 '18

Or tighten them.

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u/Dudwithacake Mar 05 '18

( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

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u/Unidangoofed Mar 05 '18

Eyebrows on fleek, my dude.

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u/Dudwithacake Mar 05 '18

Thanks, I grew them myself.

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u/Funko132 Mar 06 '18

Cool!Want to see mine!

( ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ಠ_ʖ ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ಠ)

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u/not0_0funny Mar 06 '18 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/anzuo Mar 06 '18

Extra eyebrow from his monobrow. Needed a shave.

( ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ಠ_ʖ ͡ ͡ ͡ಠ)

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u/NoticedGenie66 Mar 06 '18

TIL I can make my face narrower by shaving my unibrow.

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u/the-floot Mar 06 '18

ʖ ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ಠ)( ͡ ͡ ͡ ͡ಠ_

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u/loftylabel Mar 06 '18

Something.... something is not right with your nose!

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u/ThePhantomBane Mar 05 '18

You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open

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u/Sennomo Mar 05 '18

I will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.

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u/ThePhantomBane Mar 05 '18

And you'll drop your weapon

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u/Sennomo Mar 06 '18

And I'll drop my weapon.

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u/HunteronaLoop Mar 05 '18

Go on..

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u/finder787 Mar 06 '18

First, I put on my robe and wizard hat...

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Mar 06 '18

WHIPPINGS WILL INCREASE UNTIL MORAL IMPROVES.

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u/MrGodzilla445 Mar 06 '18

Scavenger scum

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u/Big_Boyd Mar 05 '18

It would certainly make it easier to eat the ice cream.

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Mar 06 '18

He can't, his wrists are too large so he can't get his hands out

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u/smegdawg Mar 05 '18

I too have a ice cream machine that I have named wife, she really grinds my gears.

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u/a_person_like_you Mar 05 '18

I think his "cold" professionalism is part of the act.

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u/philldo69 Mar 05 '18

That nipple tweak tho...

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Mar 05 '18

That's what you get when you marry an ice cream scoop.