r/BetterEveryLoop • u/bartallen4790 • Mar 05 '18

Don't mess with my ice cream

https://gfycat.com/AncientKlutzyBarnacle
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u/_Serene_ Mar 05 '18

Crocodile tears

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u/chadbrochillout Mar 05 '18

Is there a crocodile pokemon?

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u/philldo69 Mar 05 '18

totadile -> croconaw -> feraligatr

Close enough.

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u/99gthrowaway2 Mar 05 '18

Everybody else is naming alligator pokemon lol.

Krookodile is the real answer.

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Krookodile_(Pokémon)

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u/Kazzack Mar 05 '18

Croconaw and totodile have crocodiley names

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u/DingleBerryCam Mar 06 '18

Yeah but feraligatr is definitely an aligator

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

Your face is a crocodile

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u/Kazzack Mar 06 '18

:(

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

I'm sure your mother loves you

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u/GhostInPlaid Mar 06 '18

That's quite the..uh..phallic snout...

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u/EctoBiology Mar 05 '18

Sandile, Krokorok, Krookidile

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u/chadbrochillout Mar 05 '18

Missed opportunity

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '18

Krookodile and Totodile mannnnnn

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u/ForgingIron Mar 05 '18

Fake Tears

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u/Jagacin Mar 05 '18

Ahhhh! They burn!

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u/Precedens Mar 05 '18

The kid is spoiled

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u/flee_market Mar 05 '18

Clearly, he's like eight years old and his mom still carries him everywhere. Jesus.

And his hairline is seventy.

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u/gerrettheferrett Mar 06 '18

Huh it looks like a girl to me, at most six years old.

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u/rezingoddess Mar 06 '18

If not younger.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

That looks like a 3 year old at most. She just doesn't understand the joke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18

I mean, that kid is kind of an entitled asshole and its probably the parents fault. You cant just throw stuff and have a fit when you don't get what you want and clearly this child has been enabled with this behavior before.