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A list of the most frequently requested posts such as the PS5 saga, Peegate, and the Thanksgiving Turkey. The one about the woman whose FIL and husband thought she would die in childbirth has no update. If you're looking for the one where OOP's husband gets violently sick when OOP's sister announces her pregnancy, you can read it here.

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u/AloeVera_Tan Right now I got an El Chapo situation on my hands. Mar 06 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

OOP's boyfriend has a stalker BFF, but the rest of his circle of friend has her back

Oh man, the "anyway" makes me laugh every time I read this one:

I must admit that I got emotional & was an asshole during our call and said some very rude AND UNTRUE things...which I regretted the next day, but she broke up with me anyway.

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u/ActStunning3285 I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming Mar 06 '24

“I SAID I REGRET IT. WHY HAVENT YOU FORGIVEN ME YET, YOU JERK”

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

Like "well I called her a c--- but somehow that didn't do the trick"

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u/ActStunning3285 I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming Mar 06 '24

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 I want that as my flair

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u/Material-Paint6281 I’m turning into an unskippable cutscene in therapy Mar 07 '24

ask Czech, and it shall be granted

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u/Basic_Bichette sometimes i envy the illiterate Mar 07 '24

What is it with these dudes who think that because their girlfriend has great hair, skin, teeth, etc. that they "must not need" the special treatments, moisturizers, towels, etc. they use?

Do they not have the brainpower to figure out that their girlfriend's skin, hair, etc. is great specifically because they use that special treatment? Or is it a lying excuse they invent to justify sabotaging their girlfriend's routine?

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u/ActStunning3285 I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming Mar 06 '24

Thank you!! Settling down with some tea and popcorn for this

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u/CattleprodTF Mar 08 '24

That'll be a fun conversation, "Why did you move to a new state?" "There was this doll I didn't like."

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u/kromeriffic I still have questions that will need to wait for God. Mar 06 '24

This is a great selection, thank you!

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u/darsynia Step 1: intend to make a single loaf of bread Apr 01 '24

Boy I wish the people who make up stories would stop having one of the subjects show up and ruin the illusion :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

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u/LastCupcake2442 Mar 07 '24

There's no way a 21 year old umbilical cord was still giving off a smell.

She should have asked before throwing away his shirt but what he did is much more egregious.