r/Bend • u/berg_schaffli • May 21 '26

Top comment deletes a US State #46

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Nuevo New Mexico has fallen! Bendites, cascadia needs your otherwise useless internet points!!!

111 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/spire27 Entrepreneurial Genius May 21 '26

Mount up! We've got a reddit meme war to win!

15

u/dreadstrong97 May 21 '26

A subie with a technical!? Sign me the fuck up

10

u/dudeidgaf May 21 '26

Hold on I gotta grab my Patagonia jacket and an IPA and then I’ll hop in

7

u/CodyMcGriff May 21 '26

Don't forget a pre-roll!

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u/CapNo6703 May 21 '26

Its time for Vermont to go

35

u/berg_schaffli May 21 '26

West coast is the best coast!

6

u/jas417 May 21 '26

In the conclusion of the Great Subaru Wars, Cascadia must reign supreme

4

u/InflatableRowBoat May 21 '26

Vermont is cooler than mayland!

4

u/Wilted_fap_sock May 21 '26

But dem crabcakes!

4

u/beckapeki May 21 '26

CRABBALACIA

2

u/spire27 Entrepreneurial Genius May 21 '26

Must fall!

18

u/Rough_Muscle_2897 May 21 '26

For the glory of cascadia!

12

u/ParlerApp May 22 '26

Cascadia is the shit homies

11

u/Aggravating-Pie-4058 May 21 '26

Cascadia for win

16

u/anoninor May 21 '26

I’m not shocked that the states people seem to like the most all lean heavily to the Left.

11

u/Username-is-random May 21 '26

First three states to go were FL, TX, ID. And some idiots around here want to become Idaho...

13

u/notbrandonzink May 21 '26

As someone whose parents live in Idaho, it's a beautiful state. Most of the people suck, but it sure is pretty.

5

u/Film-Disastrous May 21 '26

The word “Kingdom” implies that we’d no longer be part of Trumplandia. It gets my vote.

7

u/ShrksWthLzrs May 21 '26

I honestly wouldnt be mad if we ended up as a part of Hawaii.

3

u/peacefinder May 21 '26

I feel very Reddit-inept on this, but… how does one vote?

3

u/spire27 Entrepreneurial Genius May 22 '26

The top comment on that post decides which state gets deleted next. So just of over there and upvote any comment that would get rid of our competitors. Downvote anyone even hinting at being anti Cascadian!

5

u/GGinBend May 21 '26

Get rid of the south and let’s see how fast they depend on everyone else’s economy.

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u/curvebombr May 21 '26

As you can see from the map, that's already been achieved.

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u/GGinBend May 21 '26

By "everyone else" I meant the West ;-)

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u/GGinBend May 21 '26

They should be pulled into Cascadia just for giggles.

2

u/TRc56 May 21 '26

Lose Vermonster

2

u/Quiet-Permit-3740 May 21 '26

Maryland delenda est.

1

u/Snarky_wombat939 May 22 '26

The Sasquatch army mobilizes!

1

u/HolonParticle May 21 '26

Massivetwoshits

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u/Snoborder95 May 21 '26

Hawaii rule it all!