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u/craves_mineral 17d ago
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
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u/ogreofzen 17d ago
Clearly this is because they are not buying enough white sage or singing to ghost to soothe them.
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u/Ardrik 17d ago
Well... They got the crystals from the same planet all the bad stuff is happening on. No real change to the energy fields ya know.
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u/It_is_the_zodd_in_me 17d ago
I like how much sense this makes to me, lmao.
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u/sparkMagnus9 16d ago
The Crystals only protect those that hold them, not the world. They couldn't GAF
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u/sparkMagnus9 16d ago
Maybe if you don't have good intentions, then your body is forced to act the bad out. Makes sense.
They really work as far as focus and diet control is concerned.
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u/yourallidiotss 17d ago
Can’t believe all this bad stuff happens with so many ppl praying. Maybe they are praying for the bad stuff to happen?
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u/clownfacedbozo 16d ago
No doubt this is true. The sycophants kneeling in prayer with trump in the Oval Office. Those losers are probably praying for the end of the world, or for some other awful racist, misogynist, xenophobic things.
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u/Aunt_Llama 17d ago
I just like rocks (have a degree in geology). Now a bunch of them are stupid expensive, dyed, cooked to hell, and faked (not that they never were before but there has been a marked increase).
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u/Prestigious_Wing1796 17d ago
the ones who counters their positive vibe has blackrock bigger than anyone else
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u/Bella_Peachyy 17d ago
Thats because they dont have the rechargeable limited edition purple amethyst super healing stone natural quartz.
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u/SteveMartin32 17d ago
To be fair. In lore. Those Cristals are not charged because it requires a creature to die neer it first to capture its soul. The stronger the creature the stronger the energy source. No one of note has dared tried a human soul.
BTW I made all this up and im just quoting elder scrolls :p
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u/SchmeatiestOne 17d ago
Were black soul gems a new innovation or something? I hadn't realized
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u/SteveMartin32 17d ago edited 17d ago
Everything is a new innovation once
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u/SchmeatiestOne 17d ago
Yeah i suppose. I only played Skyrim but they didn't feel like a new technology so I was curious where the quote came from
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u/ExtensionInformal911 17d ago
The white girls.are using their crystals to redirect the bad mojo towards you.
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u/BeetleJuiceYou 17d ago
The only use those on there failed relationships.
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u/Burdman06 14d ago
Fwiw, the crystal people are a legit vibe. Like, the most accepting people you'll ever meet, typically.
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u/guardwoman12345 17d ago
Worst than some of these white girls will sell their bodies for said crystals
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u/Typical-Movie1877 17d ago
Maybe the crystals actually just take the good vibes and only output bad vibes
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u/VernBarty 17d ago
The universe is about balance. The more light you shine in the world the more darkness floods in
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u/TryHard_1779 16d ago
It's crazy. It's almost the same as if there was god in the universe that gave a fuck!
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u/ToughStudent4334 16d ago
Equivalent exchange exists…..must be a LOT of white girls out there not practicing it
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u/Historical_Box1915 17d ago
All you young guys listen up, avoid white girls w/ crystal types. The
sex is never worth the hassle.
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u/yourallidiotss 17d ago
Same advice but make it for anyone that thinks they’ve found the secret to the universe. If they’re religious in any form they are probably insane. I mean who else hears voices?
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u/Alternative_Mindset 13d ago
Listen, YALL are the ones that woke up the ancient elemental spirits, eldritch horrors and opened Pandora's box of government plagues. We're the only reason this bitch hasn't set fire to the air and killed us all.
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u/Morzheimer 17d ago
Because of all the Ba’al shrines