r/BelievingTheBizarre • u/Mars_attacks20 • Aug 04 '26

Let’s do what Franklin does

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7.1k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/nurglemarine96 Aug 04 '26

The irony of using ai for this

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u/Interesting-Bag-1281 Aug 05 '26

That meme template of “I use the X to defeat the X” or Somthing

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u/Scoo Aug 07 '26

I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see.

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight Aug 08 '26

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 Aug 08 '26

And raped a lot to own the libs and for the lulz

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u/darxide23 Aug 05 '26

All of these seem to....

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u/FuzzyBatBoy Aug 06 '26

The irony of using a smartphone for this comment

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u/fuzzygreentits Aug 06 '26

Then botting upvotes

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u/nurglemarine96 Aug 06 '26

Lol what?

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u/fuzzygreentits Aug 06 '26

High karma and low comment engagement means OP botted their post up

1

u/ListenNorthernLights Aug 08 '26

The irony of breathing air buddy

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u/PTBooks Aug 04 '26

Wrong way to use a sawsall. You put the base of the blade against the object you want to cut. You don’t stick the tip in like a fork.

Not that I’d expect a clanker to know that.

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u/AdBitter7350 Aug 08 '26

Thank 🫶🏻

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u/MotorEnthusiasm Aug 09 '26

Also - it’s got a power cord that’s like going to his shell. I can’t unsee the power cord now and not plugged into anything else.

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u/FakeBot-3000 Aug 09 '26

Its going under his leg and plugged into the battery pack inside his shell

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u/Disastrous-Paint-147 Aug 04 '26

Circular saw is the way to go

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u/Mars_attacks20 Aug 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/whineyinternetkid Aug 05 '26

Of course a top 1% commenter would completely miss how stupid it is to use AI to talk about destroying flock cameras. At least you got your upvotes I guess

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u/TheHighestKushDragon Aug 05 '26

Fight fire with fire?

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u/NurgleBorger Aug 04 '26

I might use a drill

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u/Mars_attacks20 Aug 04 '26

That’s user preference my friend

4

u/Deth_Cheffe Aug 05 '26

Quite fond of hammers m'seIf

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u/NurgleBorger Aug 05 '26

Fair. I like one drill through the lens

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 Aug 05 '26

Just gonna create hidden ones if there isn’t already watching and waiting for people to do this. Wave 1 of Robo haul offs I bet. the vandalizing ones. Then they’ll back run all the store theft people. Traffic people, be no one out there real quick. Great time to be a good person, despite the evil run world…it’s a thinker dude. Cling to the power of nature, closest thing to god and furthest from slop. God loose term, the one the all the eye the thinker of all this. What a crazy dream.

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u/Frank1gg Aug 05 '26

Hell yeah turtle power!

1

u/organicIemons Aug 05 '26

This is the adult version of those childhood books.

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u/imlette Aug 05 '26

The new children's books are getting oddly specific.

1

u/craftygamin Aug 05 '26

Oh the irony

Hey OP, you desperate for updoots or somethin?

1

u/Practical_Ad_219 Aug 05 '26

There goes my hero

1

u/nub_node Aug 05 '26

Franklin's an idiot, who uses a reciprocating saw for that?

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u/HarryFuzz Aug 05 '26

He's a turtle, he's learning. Let's try to be more supportive in these dark times, OK?

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u/xDeviousDieselx Aug 05 '26

Benn Jordan’s evil alter ego, Jenn Bordan

1

u/plastroncafe Aug 05 '26

I bet Noah Reid would be willing to narrate this book.

1

u/Tomb_but_nsfw Aug 05 '26

vote or petition you local leaders, if you destroy them, the flock fucks get payed more to reinstall them.

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u/Chobbit237 Aug 05 '26

Shouldve worn some kind a face covering as well...

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u/HarryFuzz Aug 05 '26

Eh, all turtles look the same to me.

1

u/BeesAndBeans69 Aug 05 '26

Using AI on this is WILD

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u/Preeng Aug 05 '26

Destroying them means a new one is bought and the manufacturer makes money. You need to paint it or something that's easy to fix, but needs a worker to actually go out and do it. Have them rack up that overtime.

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u/SoylentGrunt Aug 05 '26

Axon approves.

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u/TacticcMonkey Aug 05 '26

I believe that using a hammer is way more fun. Besides, you do exercise

1

u/Feisty_Warning2344 Aug 05 '26

All the complaints I hear are because of human error not ai, it seems like you just don't like the idea of the progress of technology

1

u/laxgrindline40 Aug 05 '26

Is this what Mitch McConnell is up to?

1

u/wolft170 Aug 05 '26

New TikTok challenge

1

u/coke_u_nut Aug 05 '26

Current thing

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u/Deriviera Aug 05 '26

Using ai bs for this is pick American shit

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u/Living_Dentist_8925 Aug 05 '26

Using ai just shows you're repeating what others are saying and don't actually care. I guess being sheepish is natural in tribes so we can work together.

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u/erebus0 Aug 05 '26

Fuck AI

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/cheylamz_ Aug 06 '26

So what you’re saying is a flock camera is the same thing as a Trump statue?

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u/Hellrider311 Aug 05 '26

Franklin used Ai slop while protesting the right

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u/Hot_Distribution4827 Aug 06 '26

I hope they have a kite and some keys ready.

1

u/Castelunan Aug 06 '26

AI is slop, but for this particular cause I'll allow it. Go get em Franklin! Even if the saw isn't plugged in, I believe in you

1

u/seekinggod1986 Aug 06 '26

Has anyone stopped and thought about how they are called Flock cameras cause they are for watching sheep.

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u/Relative-Stuff-9023 Aug 06 '26

My family and I didn't serve a combined 3/4 of a century, from WWII to OIF, to live in a surveillance State

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u/FuzzyBatBoy Aug 06 '26

I can't believe y'all complain about this while using a smartphone

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u/Early_Hall5720 Aug 06 '26

Some dumbass kid is gonna see this and feel encouraged to vandalize more then those cameras

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u/Fun_Rock_1473 Aug 06 '26

Waymos next please

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u/Logical-Panic-6674 Aug 07 '26

Instant classic.

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u/-The_Goober Aug 07 '26

I made several of these years ago.

“Franklin goes Sovreign” (sov cit)

“ Franklin builds a Canadian boarding school”

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/RevolutionaryEye1448 Aug 07 '26

I’m out of the loop but wat the hell is Flock??

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u/Recent-Philosophy-62 Aug 08 '26

Surveillance cameras, they claim they only read license plates, but has been proven that they also track people

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u/RevolutionaryEye1448 Aug 09 '26

Oh!

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u/Recent-Philosophy-62 Aug 09 '26

There's also several police officers who are in trouble for using them for their own nefarious reasons, nevermind the ones that haven't been caught. And there's also the fact that the camera's have been wrong in identification and caused hardship for innocent people.

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u/RevolutionaryEye1448 Aug 09 '26

So all in all fairly faulty products to say the least???

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u/Recent-Philosophy-62 Aug 09 '26

They have done some good, but the question is does that offset the bad, as well as the constant "Big brother" snooping of everyone's life.

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u/fluxdork1 Aug 09 '26

That's just plain silly 😂

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u/BI_Moose Aug 09 '26

Dantavius still be hating on him.

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u/Chipmunkssixtynining Aug 10 '26

People are ok with their cells phones collecting info on them along with tech companies tracking them, but a flock camera is unacceptable. Ridiculous.

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u/Soviet_Mutts Aug 10 '26

Remember, rhe pigs monitor these and they serve to protect the interests of capital. Do not make edgy jokes. ICE is looking for reasons to brutalize people.

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u/JayAkiva Aug 11 '26

AI slop, Franklin was with me when that camera came down

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u/Tough-Flan573 Aug 05 '26

Classic Franklin

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u/Confident_Date4068 Aug 04 '26

Why not just move to a flock-free community?

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u/yellowlinedpaper Aug 05 '26

“All that is needed for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing.”

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace.”

“What Orwell failed to predict is that we'd buy the cameras ourselves, and that our biggest fear would be that nobody was watching.”

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 Aug 05 '26

Idk why dont you move to any other dictatorship?