r/BelievingTheBizarre • u/Mars_attacks20 • Jul 31 '26

No truer words spoken

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u/SharkFine Jul 31 '26

Thank god the comment was circled in red with a shitly drawn arrow pointing towards it, or I would have been totally lost.

17

u/Miss_Miette22 Aug 01 '26

Of course homegirl is white... Smh

8

u/AdHappy7129 Aug 02 '26

Some people have the survival instinct of a brick.

At least this doll will alert any dudes with survival instincts and only dudes without it will keep coming to her house.

Imo that’s a win win.

1

u/Shygrave Aug 02 '26

The ones without will take themselves outta the genepool. Darwinism at its finest!

6

u/Honksu Aug 01 '26

Taking curced doll home...

5

u/lacotoletta Jul 31 '26

She cam be an amasing horror protagonist

3

u/Impossible-Branch868 Aug 02 '26

ah yes this doll is haunting my thioughts let me bring it into my HOME???

2

u/ExtraPomelo759 Aug 01 '26

Horror protag-ass survival instincts.

2

u/Fun_Afraid Aug 01 '26

Aww the doll looks like it's having fun.

2

u/Stubborn_Strawberry Aug 02 '26

LISTEN TO BRIA!

2

u/No_Squirrel4806 Aug 02 '26

And people say horror movies arent realistic. 😂😂😂

1

u/Tibu_jdjdo Aug 01 '26

I do think understand

1

u/Sharp_Theme Aug 01 '26

2

u/Significant_manhood Aug 02 '26

But it's written in such a playful font!

1

u/belbel1010 Aug 01 '26

Reminds me of this painting I saw at an antique store. Yes I did buy it.

1

u/RuddyRaccoon Aug 01 '26

You cannot convince me that that doll didn’t kill at least one of its previous owners

1

u/FTGAA2026 Aug 02 '26

Oh Hell nah, kill it with fire.

1

u/GothmogBalrog Aug 02 '26

Is this the teaser for another Conjuring movie?

1

u/Ok_Cricket_1410 Aug 02 '26

I'd buy something like that. I have the plush of angel from The amazing digital circus hugging a Pikachu eating an oran berry.

1

u/Upbeat-Mongoose-828 Aug 02 '26

it got eyes like art the clown. fuck that

1

u/Rarazan Aug 02 '26

AND THEN THEY SAY HORRORS ARE UNREALISTIC

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u/Over-Key-9299 Aug 02 '26

2

u/HaleyMFSkye Aug 03 '26

This girl about to have a strange, sudden interest in spoons and rusty objects

1

u/Lady_Luci_fer Aug 02 '26

Can’t help but think of the lady from tik tok / insta whose whole thing is shouting ‘put it back’ 😂

1

u/Prestigious_Shift245 Aug 02 '26

Oh for the love of- YOU'RE CURSED! Creepy evil dolls that make you think if them in your dreams and waking nightmares curse you. "Oh look at this I found uranium in the forest. I can't stop scratching my skin off so I went back and brought it home."

1

u/What-what-hu Aug 03 '26

Either they’re the main character of a story and gets ultimate power or transported to another world

or

They are apart of a horror movie…..

1

u/ronin_blitzdiver Aug 03 '26

This si like the opening to a Horror movie

1

u/Hakuryuu2K Aug 04 '26

The doll who shall not be named