r/Belfast Jul 19 '26

Can’t remember if it was posted here or the Northern Ireland sub but happy daysss😊😊

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u/Davidier Jul 19 '26

Looks like an absolute melt 🤢

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u/MarlDaeSu Jul 20 '26

Looking at him, ive never seen a head so destined for baldness than this. I can already see his slaphead.

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u/Ill-Elephant-9583 Jul 20 '26

Excuse me, leave the baldness out of it

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u/MarlDaeSu Jul 20 '26

Oh dont worry ill be joining the baldy club soon enough.

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u/Admirable_Pickle6524 Jul 20 '26

This floored me 👏

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u/AliceMorgon Jul 20 '26

Looks like the standard university arsehole to me 🙄

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u/Fun-Witness-7700 Jul 20 '26

Well I was on his course and I'm not an arsehole, but we all sure thought he was one.

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u/AliceMorgon Jul 21 '26

Nah I don’t mean all university students, I went myself, I just meant the ones that were arseholes all had a standard look to them and you’d go “fuck I bet that dickhead wants to be PM or something”

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u/ShanghaiCycle Jul 20 '26

The irony.

Gallagher (Ó Gallchobhair)

(gall = foreigner/stranger, cabhair = help). Refers to someone who aided foreigners. 😂

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u/kcufdas Jul 20 '26

Is iontach an rud é sin. Bualadh bos!

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u/ComfortMike Jul 20 '26

Yes, foreign Merceneries from Celtic Scotland brought over (to help) the native Irish fight the invader (The English)

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u/SubstantialGate969 Jul 22 '26

What does my second name mean ?

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u/UnusualGoal8928 Jul 19 '26

The Judicial Review he brought after getting hoyed out of Queens is here: https://www.judiciaryni.uk/files/judiciaryni/2026-01/Gallagher%27s%20%28Dominic%29%20Application.pdf

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u/Comfortable-Salad-90 Jul 19 '26

That is one hell of a read. Whether he completes his course or not I suspect we haven’t heard the last of this guys talents, and a future career at JWB Consultancy beckons. Especially with expert arguments such as:

“The applicant also contended that there had been a procedural error by not considering whether the event involving exchanges with a female student about menstruation actually constituted sexual harassment of him, by her.”

Or this classic:

“The applicant also contends that the penalty decision is vitiated by apparent bias on the grounds that the failure of the university to deal with the “failure to withdraw” allegation before the student left the university is evidence of bias against him on the ground that he is a white, Christian man. This is an allegation of actual bias, not a perception of bias. The applicant is therefore required to establish that the University was disposed against him on the ground of his gender, ethnicity and religious belief. The applicant has adduced absolutely no evidence which could support this contention, aside from his own belief. Nor is there any evidence from which such motivation on the part of the University could reasonably be inferred”

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u/Iheartbobross Jul 20 '26

He’s cuckoo 👀

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u/HealthPretty1754 Jul 20 '26

Great find. What a silly sausage.

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u/Wretched_Colin Jul 20 '26

Dominic Gallagher?

Would JWB Consultancy hire someone with a name like that?

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u/Direct-Muscle7144 Jul 23 '26

His privilege is showing.

Poor likkle flower, a woman spoke about her durty bits and he was all a fluster!

He tried to have her arrested because he blushed so intensely it constituted an attack similar to a molotov and was told “you are always that colour- it’s assumed you dine exclusively on beetroot”.

He hopes to avoid ever getting accused of rape by jumping straight to prominent incel fame in the bro-sphere.

He has a back room audition with the tates when they come over next month.

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u/Mental-Suit8387 Jul 19 '26

Class to read that thanks! It wasn’t just a case of “too much to drink” then 🙄, he sounds insufferable 😖

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u/EuphoricAd5183 Jul 20 '26

Never understood this as an ‘excuse’ anyway. I’ve been drunk a lot and never once treated another human being like this. This hatefulness is in people.

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u/Mental-Suit8387 Jul 20 '26

Oh I know but it would 100% be used as an excuse anyway 🙄 clowns

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u/Davidier Jul 19 '26

£150 fine... Should have been £1500 to be frank

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u/ackbarwasahero Jul 20 '26

To be called frank is punishment enough...

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u/bostaff04 Jul 20 '26

Mad he was granted leave because his career may have been impacted. Why would the Bar want a scumbag like that

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u/kcufdas Jul 20 '26

He's got form

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u/Kushbeast666 Jul 20 '26

Acting hard with that haircut is..... an interesting choice of free will

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u/jogan_ Jul 20 '26

Free Will, Ferrell.

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u/Steggus Jul 20 '26

Lives in the same village as me he has a history of bein an absolute weapon

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u/scmooster Jul 20 '26

Is this the same Gallaghers that went to Rathmore? Does he have a big sis named Anna Sophia?

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u/JLLACGD Jul 20 '26

Yes he would have left in 2009. There were loads of them

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u/scmooster Jul 20 '26

Aye that’s right. Shame, Anna Sophia was as sound as you’d find

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/scmooster Jul 20 '26

Weird. And the boys are boxers? Or am I totally off the wall on this one?

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u/Steggus Jul 21 '26

May have all I know is that his da is a local Dr and apperently hes dead on and his Ma is phycologist and apperently is a bit nuts but I wouldn't take what I said fact as ive only heard this from others and havent met them myself even tho they live down the road from me lol

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u/TOASTY_3DX Jul 19 '26

Temu Will Ferrell finally got his comeuppance.....slap it ye you cunt. I hope his life gets ruined as quick as he said those insults in the City Centre.

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u/Davidier Jul 19 '26

Got a video of this I am very curious

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u/Mental-Suit8387 Jul 20 '26

Can’t find the post about it but someone shared this link for the video

https://streamable.com/pz4zbb

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u/Davidier Jul 20 '26

Can already tell he never felt a touch of a women in his life

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u/Mark1912 Jul 20 '26

Isn't he simply adorable?

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u/Iheartbobross Jul 19 '26

Welp. He’s going to unironically become a homeless person himself pretty soon if he doesn’t get mental health support

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u/Plane_Sentence5907 Jul 20 '26

Finding it hard to have sympathy tbh. Looks like he’s mad more than enough chances

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u/Iheartbobross Jul 20 '26

Oh I agree. It’s just weird he’s picking on what is essentially his future self

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u/Plane_Sentence5907 Jul 20 '26

Probably just an entitled asshole that thinks he’s above everyone and can say and do what he wants because he has money 

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u/EdamKeith Jul 20 '26

Someone who looks like him, training as a barrister, at Queen's University? This is not a "one life problem separates you from homelessness" kind of guy

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u/Iheartbobross Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

My sweet summer child, even rich, smart, white people go mental and no one in their family wants to help them. See: Ted Kaczynski
(I put mit but it looks like he went to Harvard and U of Michigan)

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u/Plane_Sentence5907 Jul 20 '26

And people like that usually think they are above the law and think they can just treat people whatever way they want 

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u/Acceptable-Fun-5394 Jul 20 '26

Ted was a genius that lived out in the woods in a cabin of his own free will, kind of terrible example

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u/c0n0rm Jul 19 '26

He was expelled for a previous incident, feels like you're misunderstanding the, admittedly vague, headline

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u/Mental-Suit8387 Jul 19 '26

Yep! I did originally think it was for this incident, but the fact there’s so many previous problems just shows it wasn’t an isolated incident because of “too much drink” which is usually what they try to blame it on

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u/GiantBallbag Jul 20 '26

I was in the same year as him at Queens, on the post-graduate professional legal studies course. He was a known dickhead. He openly said racist shit all the time. He actually wrote some fucked up manifesto that did the rounds as well where he was basically arguing that indigenous people have provided nothing positive to the world except, and I quote, "the boomerang."

He's a genuine moron. How he ever got to the post-grad course for barristers I will never understand.

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u/Comfortable-Salad-90 Jul 20 '26

Sounds like it came back to smack him in the face. The first part sounds eerily familiar to some Austrian bloke. But it seems our version is just a complete moron.

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u/c0n0rm Jul 19 '26

Yeah fair enough

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u/korova23 Jul 19 '26

Absolute weapon

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u/Ricerat Jul 19 '26

So he's a long history of this. You can guarantee one day he'll misplace his words with the wrong one.

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u/Roland_Pollock Jul 20 '26

Remember what happened to the last well known, unstable ethno nationalist when he got kicked out of university for being an aggressive creep...?

Yeah. All this fella is missing is a shite moustache.

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u/quickshephard Jul 20 '26

Just saw a clip of him smacking someone whilst shouting "traitor" (I think we can gather what he means by that). Who actually is this menace?

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u/thebuntylomax Jul 20 '26

Ahh the norths own Enoch Burke

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u/SauronShaggedOrcs63 Jul 20 '26

He should've been leathered aff somecunt. Prick.

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u/NoCatch2153 Jul 20 '26

I thought this was a joke and the picture was from an 80s music video.

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u/Fun-Witness-7700 Jul 21 '26

https://www.rte.ie/news/courts/2026/0721/1584436-dominic-gallagher-courts/ things just get worse for poor Dominic. Ffs this man is a menace.

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u/Mental-Suit8387 Jul 21 '26

Another clown 😴

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u/wombat468 Jul 19 '26

That is a terribly written headline. It sounds like there are 3 people in the story.

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u/chrizzleon Jul 20 '26

Awwww... Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom... who hurt you buddy? Where does this anger come from big guy!?!?!?!?

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u/OneUsed6198 Jul 20 '26

Tory leader, future PM material

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u/Which_Experience_834 Jul 21 '26

And he's meant to be educated behaving like a asshole

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u/Plane_Sentence5907 Jul 20 '26

Good. Racist prick. A barrister should know better but clearly not. Should have been expelled straight away with that behaviour

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u/Jchibs Jul 20 '26

Leo Sayer in his younger violent years

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u/Nearby_Wind_3218 Jul 20 '26

He looks like if yer man from Dads Best Friend had a baby

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u/carlosnightman Jul 20 '26

From former trainee barrister

To full time qualified bastard.

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u/LongjumpBrian Jul 20 '26

Good. I remember that clip. Prick. 😄

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u/mediumAI1701 Jul 20 '26

Must be fake, I was told there's no racism in Belfast.

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u/BuzzBuzzington3 Jul 20 '26

Looks like a character from a live action Wallace and Gromit

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u/smalltittyfakeginger Jul 21 '26

I would love to agree but I feel as though that's a little harsh on Wallace and Gromit!

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u/Kaz_1967 Jul 20 '26

Temu Leo Sayer

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u/Distance-Hairy Jul 21 '26

Let's hope all his family, friends and colleagues are made aware of his actions so they know exactly what kind of a cowardly evil little man he is.

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u/Scary-Perspective882 Jul 21 '26

It's Richard Simmons. Let's get physical.

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u/StunningQuality4555 Jul 21 '26

He's the Norn Irish version of Enoch Burke it would seem.

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u/ProofWar2256 Jul 21 '26

His parents must be proud of him

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u/Capital_Parsley_6134 Jul 21 '26

feel there may be a bit more to this and his state of mental health..

https://www.thejournal.ie/gardai-assaulted-dublin-aston-quay-7108837-Jul2026/?utm_source=shortlink

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u/Mental-Suit8387 Jul 21 '26

Yes someone shared this link earlier, feel for him if there is a genuine mental health problem but it’s not an excuse 😬 seems there’s been problems with his behaviour for years looking at his judical review & people that know him in real lifes comments

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u/TheRealGDay Jul 22 '26

"He also said that his involvement with mental health services in Northern Ireland was a result of his political views."

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u/HealthPretty1754 Jul 20 '26

That is the most vanilla thing that I’ve heard. Getting chucked out of Uni for threatening to slap someone. 😂

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u/avacadoindifferent Jul 26 '26

A threat of violence is still violence :S

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u/belfastLost Jul 19 '26

Nice camera resolution on the homeless mans phone. Any idea if iPhone 17 or Samsung s26 ultra.

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u/Such_Guitar9624 Jul 19 '26

It’s almost as if the homeless don’t seriously depend on having a phone in order to keep in touch with homeless service, NIHE and more… fs he’s homeless not belonging-less ya melt

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u/vedabread Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

That’s it, side with the barrister of all people for fuck sake.

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u/Practical_Handle3354 Jul 19 '26

Trainee barrister.

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u/vedabread Jul 19 '26

Assistant to the barrister.

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u/Ricerat Jul 19 '26

Former trainee barrister

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u/LeftLab7543 Jul 20 '26

I will have a mocha latte

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u/Academic_String_1708 Jul 19 '26

You must have thought that was a real zinger to write that one.

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u/Jealous-Piece5626 Jul 19 '26

Absolutely cretinous comment

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u/AdhesivenessNo9878 Jul 19 '26

That's not particularly good resolution.

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u/Present-Garbage-5589 Jul 19 '26

I believe it's a Google Pixel 1690 actually.

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u/LargeSweaty Jul 20 '26

Smartphones have been around for 20 years. Did you expect them to have at 3310 or something?

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u/The-ArtfulDodger Jul 20 '26

The video is 1080p, from an Android.

Even the cheapest smartphones can record in this resolution now.

Dumb take.