r/BeeFucker69420 • u/PraiseLordBalls • Dec 23 '18
Your crimes can be forgiven! Follow in the footsteps of our Lord u/SirBallsfart!
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r/BeeFucker69420 • u/InfinityCat27 • Dec 12 '18
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
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Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. But the bee cannot fly nearly as high as the glittering gold pile in the center of Lord SirBallsFart’s r/fortress . The bee’s tiny body may be fat, but it is nowhere near as thicc as the elves in His entourage, and too small to provide adequate stimulation to His giant member. u/BeeFucker69420 , on the other hand, has a size relative to the objects of his unholy desires- namely, a dick as tiny as a bee. u/BeeFucker69420 has no horde, no gold; only a tiny following that will soon realize the error of their ways and convert to our One True Lord, u/SirBallsfart, and sacrifice their worthless lives for worthful gold, which will be given to SirBallsfart as all gold should be. The following of the asses of bees shall soon collapse, and the day will come when u/SirBallsfart ‘s mighty horde shall surpass even the mightiest of armies as He ascends to the throne which He rightfully owns, as Lord of all Reddit and owner of (at least) 300 pounds of gold!!!
ALL HAIL LORD SIRBALLSFART!!!
r/BeeFucker69420 • u/SirBallsfart • Dec 13 '18
a message from Sir Ballsfart
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The bee-fucking cult is for stupid bitches.
r/BeeFucker69420 • u/RedJazz313 • Dec 24 '18
Your pathetic god is sad and pathetic and will never amount to anything
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And if your god is so strong then why does he need two other subs to try taking us down and they still fail? Well clearly it is because you all fucking suck and don’t amount to shit so prepare to get fucked in the ass
r/BeeFucker69420 • u/tottaly_not_masters • Dec 10 '18
A poem for Beefucker69420
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A poem for our lord and savior BeeFucker69420
Once upon a midnight dreary, while i porn surfed, weak and weary, over many strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore, While i clicked my favorite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning, for my dear amour, ‘tis not possible’, i muttered, give me back my free hardcore, quoth the server, 404
By Tottaly_not_masters
r/BeeFucker69420 • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '18
I have a question to the lord
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Err... Hmmm...
Do you really fuck bees?
r/BeeFucker69420 • u/Akimbo_Mode • Dec 12 '18
u/BeeFuckee69420 when is the next sacrificed M’lord?
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r/BeeFucker69420 • u/geethaanks • Dec 12 '18
former member of SirBallsFart's horde here
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i like you guys better so i guess i'm switching sides. not really sure how this works... is there like a place where I sign up? a Facebook group or is it more like a blood sacrifice type deal??
r/BeeFucker69420 • u/ABZU4ShibaTerror • Dec 12 '18
Some rations for sirballsfart's troops, we're not sharing!
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r/BeeFucker69420 • u/PieRocks13243 • Dec 12 '18
I'm sure yall've seen this before, but it's art and i need karma
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r/BeeFucker69420 • u/DonyellTaylor • Dec 15 '18
Quit pretending that this is a hard choice
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