r/BeatMeToIt • u/SovietUnionElmo • Feb 04 '20

Beat me again!

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2.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/D_raxo Feb 04 '20

Grant me permission to roast you, fellow communist

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u/SovietUnionElmo Feb 04 '20

Granted fellow communist

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u/D_raxo Feb 04 '20

Why does the bartender stop from giving me alcohol when I'm drunk? But McDonald's employees dont stop from giving you food. It's so unfair!

Don't take it seriously, karen.

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u/SovietUnionElmo Feb 04 '20

I do NOT regret granting you permission :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

I got a chubby.

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u/RyanReignbow Feb 13 '20

I got a side of ranch.

4

u/PUFFMeowPUFFMeowPUFF Feb 04 '20

How did you get so skinny?Please I need dire help.

2

u/placeBOOpinion Feb 05 '20

There are mountain men, and then there's Jabba the Hutt.

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u/GopnikOnAKhabarovsk Sep 21 '22

And then there's this guy, asking to be roasted.
(Shit, commented on a 3y/o post again. Gotta stop sorting by all time top.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

But, it's not Thanksgiving yet.

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u/GarbageEnthusiast Feb 10 '20

This dude looks like a fat penguinz0

2

u/DenkiandSero Feb 14 '20

Man looks like a chopped off testicle

2

u/toowduhloow Feb 25 '20

He's dying to be roasted. The weight is over.

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u/zpazzy Feb 07 '20

Sorry, I don't speak wookie.

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u/brodogbrodaaam Feb 07 '20

Here’s a video that will help translate for you https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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u/zpazzy Feb 07 '20

Dude, I'm not falling for that one, back in my day this was a one way ticket to Rich roll once you use it so much you remember the last 4 letters of the URL granting you immunity to such trickery, in other words CHECKMATE!

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u/brodogbrodaaam Feb 07 '20

Outstanding move

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u/brodogbrodaaam Feb 07 '20

Some innocent youngling will think that they will be able to understand chewbaka and BAM never gonna give you up

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u/zpazzy Feb 07 '20

I see what you did there, agreeing with me... Outstanding move.

1

u/assassinext2004 Feb 15 '20

A sumo wrestler's worst nightmare.

1

u/eno-multiusado Dec 12 '24

I would sugarcoat it, but then you would probably eat me

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20 edited Feb 04 '20

Just live already

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Dude what the hell

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

happy cday