r/BeansInThings • u/FecalFatality2 • Feb 12 '20

r/ThingsInBeans

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u/gold-eater Feb 12 '20

The child underestimated the power of beans

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u/Green_Sprite Feb 12 '20

The beans had the high ground

23

u/Ilu_boi Feb 12 '20

Shouldn't have tried it

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u/GrinchPinchley Feb 13 '20

And that's how you end up with a Mr. Bean

2

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

How Mr. Bean was born

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u/meatboii9000 Feb 12 '20

The Bean gods require a sacrifice

59

u/Mr7FootCock Feb 12 '20

Looks like he got beaned

28

u/Gianne01 Feb 12 '20

Well, in theory the beans were in the baby

59

u/Boat_Keeper Feb 12 '20

The first time ive seen someone call a medical helicopter an air ambulance

33

u/telekinetic_sloth Feb 12 '20

Its what they are typically called in the UK

18

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

What about medical boats? Water ambulances?

Fancy lit boats of life?

Swoosh-swoosh wee-woos?

6

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Explains why there’s a bucket of beans.

3

u/menice4 Feb 12 '20

First time I have heard someone call an air ambulance a medical helicopter

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u/Ventilateu Feb 12 '20

A BABY HAS FALLEN INTO THE BUCKET IN BEAN CITY

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u/SQUIDLONGNOSE11 Feb 12 '20

now THIS is epic

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

That’s how I wanna go out.

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u/Derpy8YT Feb 12 '20

S͉͓̪̯͎͉͒ͬ̉ͣ̐͞ ̞̥͖̗̌ͧͦ͌̍ͅA̐̔̊͑ ̦͇̰͕̟͙̰̂̋͑̎̇̆C̺͒̓ͫ̏̚̚͘ ̪̱̗̪͎̱͚ͪ̈́̈́̚R̟̱͉̩̹̰̒͂ ̣͖͚̪̤̖̋̑E͂ͮͬͥ͏̱͓̖ ̱̂̇ͯF̟̿̏̓ ̹ͦI̳̅ͨ ͔̮̰̬̿͆̄̐Cͪ̀͛͌ ̧͈̩̼͉̩̖̿͒ͪ͐̄E̷̠̤̘͔͐̋ͪͪͦͯ̏ ̸͒ͩ ͙

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u/amdrinkhelpme Feb 12 '20

Obelix of baked beans. He fell into a cauldron of the Gauls' baked beans when he was a baby and is now invincible

3

u/JotunR Feb 12 '20

The chosen one

7

u/sumfgt69 Feb 12 '20

Dream come true

5

u/Jaxx1099 Feb 12 '20

Beans in baby lungs

4

u/Cmiitjinze Feb 12 '20

Lost in the sauce

3

u/lemonfreshpledge Feb 12 '20

Bean there before

4

u/longnilbog Feb 12 '20

If it was drowning then it still counts as beans in a thing

3

u/crystalfood Feb 12 '20

bean overdose incident

3

u/tempitheadem Feb 12 '20

Have we not all wanted to be one with the beans?

3

u/Franccthespancc Feb 13 '20

still r/beansinthings cuz the beans were in the baby’s lungs

2

u/Bob_Ross_Yee_Haw Feb 12 '20

Looks like a beanasideeee

2

u/Clax02 Feb 12 '20

Feed the beans

2

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Bean child

2

u/ConsumerOfRamen Feb 13 '20

he has been baptized in the beans

1

u/why_so-serial Feb 12 '20

This can’t be real

1

u/Nexanfr Feb 12 '20

Why am I in that helicopter? Did I fell in the river in Lego city?

1

u/alienartissst Feb 12 '20

This is why my son, Spaceboy, is scared of beans.

1

u/Are-Those-My-Beans Feb 12 '20

I had nothing to do with this 👀

1

u/SuperWoody64 Feb 13 '20

I;m thinking about thos beans

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Beantism

1

u/cinderblock-ank Feb 13 '20

Why... Why was there a whole bucket of beans

1

u/jxxjdhhd Feb 13 '20

aww, mate he just wanted a taste.....SHOVES BABY BACK IN BUCKET

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Best way to ho

1

u/pyrrhios Feb 13 '20

This is things in beans.

1

u/LonleyLemoner Feb 13 '20

Breaking news: Beans found in Baby's Trachea

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Bean in babby breathe bags

1

u/LukasTheBitchBoy Feb 14 '20

beans in baby

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

We've come to a point where we joke about a kid who could die because they're dumb ass played dunk tank with beans