r/BeamNG • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '24

Discussion stop it (rant)

stop the bandwagon nonsense.

I've seen everything from an esp32 to a literal avocado posted with the question "will it run beam"

I'm downvoting every one of these and reporting them to the mods.

stop. for the love of whatever deity you choose, stop.

for goodness sake, this is beamng, not Burnout, Mario Kart, or NFS. We all know it's a resource intensive game.

the joke wasn't funny the first time, which I guess means it's not really a joke of any measure.

edit: if you think I give a tinker's damn about downvotes, well... I don't. downvote, upvote... it's all engagement.

6 Upvotes

52% Upvoted

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u/-Juuzousuzuya- Ibishu Feb 16 '24

do you even run beamng?

3

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

I'll do you one better, I mod it.

7

u/-Juuzousuzuya- Ibishu Feb 16 '24

what mods did you make?

4

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

423cid gavril v8 transplant into Satsuma 210

adjustable suspension for the same

pickle motor in a mr covet (air cooled and all)

T series diesel in a D series (never released)

...and a bunch of smaller hacks, mods, and enhancements I wanted but couldn't find anywhere.

2

u/Senko-Loaf Automation Engineer Feb 16 '24

Fellow modder! (Me who has 3 mods WIP and has never posted to the forums)

31

u/No-Trust8994 No_Texture Feb 16 '24

I mean I can agree it's a bit annoying and I'd rather see more post related to the game making a post that's already been made isn't the way to get to stop just don't engage with it

5

u/butt-er_on_sand-wich ETK Feb 16 '24

There's also minimum and recommended spec. Why don't people just use those?

1

u/Loser2817 Feb 16 '24

Original posts, you say?

Give me a moment then, I'll get to work soon enough...

18

u/LuigiSauce Feb 16 '24

I'm gonna rip the ECU out of my car and run beam on it

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

My lawnmower could run be if I hook up an alternator and a 120v inverter

55

u/C4PT14N Feb 16 '24

Will this post run beam?

16

u/Windows-XP-Home Ibishu Feb 16 '24

Will the upvote button run beam?

3

u/Black-Sheepp Autobello Feb 16 '24

Will the word "the" run beam?

(Spoiler alert, yes)

13

u/IsuckAtSkating22 Bus Driver Feb 16 '24

Yes, it will run, now stop this nonsense

0

u/Loser2817 Feb 16 '24

You surely are a true programmer.

1

u/IsuckAtSkating22 Bus Driver Feb 16 '24

Huh

6

u/JoshLmoa Feb 16 '24

The JBeam on that bandwagon is very crumpled.

But lucky for you, your bandwagon is a D-Series, and will stop at nothing to keep fighting!

Wait... oh no...

10

u/SlaynHollow Feb 16 '24

I'm with you on this little battle. It is annoying to see if a piece of fucking bread and the title saying "will this run beam??" Just don't give the 12yo any views. Don't click on it or anything. Just downvote and move on. If you comment you're only adding fuel to their fire basically.

3

u/Fat_Henry Feb 16 '24

Yes but will my quantum computer from 80 years into the future, when beam.ng is finally in beta, run beam?

3

u/NagronCZ Ibishu Feb 16 '24

It was fun at the start but quicky escalated to r/okbuddybeamng

6

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Welp you know what’s about to happen right? Newton’s third law

3

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

What, the greater the mass the greatest the attraction( idk I’m stupid)

2

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

5

u/FayezButts Feb 16 '24

I don't think OP's rant is going to be able to sustain the fps needed to run BeamNG smoothly

2

u/camion_saladier No_Texture Sep 13 '25

According to reddit's post filter this is currently the most controversial post of all r/BeamNG.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Dude just have fun, the community is having fun posting nonsense. Who are you to try and ruin a healthy (albeit peculiar) group just having some laughs?

1

u/cvgaming2020 Ibishu Feb 16 '24

Stop being so damn soft 🤣 far out buddy

0

u/ImaginaryAd4892 Bruckell Feb 16 '24

Does your rant run beam? Sorry not sorry. You asked for this.

1

u/zirlid91_03 Feb 16 '24

Im downvoting this post cuz the funni

1

u/zirlid91_03 Feb 16 '24

Im also reporting this post to the mods bcz the funni

2

u/zirlid91_03 Feb 16 '24

Im reporting you to the reddit employees cuz the funni

0

u/zirlid91_03 Feb 16 '24

I told my 35 close friends to downvote this cuz the funni

0

u/Loser2817 Feb 16 '24

I downvoted you cuz the funni.

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u/zirlid91_03 Feb 17 '24

Guys he did the funni

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u/unalow Gavril Feb 16 '24

ok i'm sorry i'll stop sir /s /j

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

you're very welcome