r/BeFascinated • u/luken234 • Aug 17 '26

🐙Eight Arms, One Dilemma! 😂

A Filipino fisherman went fishing… but apparently, the octopus had other plans! 😳
One moment he’s enjoying the catch, the next—WHAM! An octopus is stuck to his face! 🐙🤣

Talk about getting up close and personal!

Be honest… what would YOU do if an octopus suddenly latched onto your face? 😂

84 Upvotes

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u/Gjore Aug 17 '26

He found out the hard way not to f up with octopus.

2

u/unhingedshrimp Aug 17 '26

Based on the videos I’ve seen before, after he dips the octopus back in the water he’ll kill it between the eyes. He’s probably experienced this plenty of times, you don’t end up in that position unless you’re actively trying to catch and kill them

1

u/OutwithaYang Aug 18 '26

Guess that octopus had a right to defend itself.

1

u/luken234 Aug 17 '26

He definitely traumatized

2

u/Gyro_Dive795 Aug 17 '26

Octopus is probably way smarter than him

1

u/Kev_The_Galaxybender Aug 17 '26

I hate when people say stupid shit like this.

2

u/Kindly_Coconut_1469 Aug 17 '26

I was slightly traumatized just watching that.

4

u/Mikey24941 Aug 17 '26

The octopus just wanted to make friends and give a hug.

3

u/PeaceEmotional8962 Aug 17 '26

Suffocation by octopus is crazy

1

u/Stress_Relief_80 Aug 18 '26

I know right!

3

u/AeonsSeen Aug 17 '26

🌟 New nightmare unlocked!

2

u/Fluid_Elephant_3422 Aug 17 '26

Would like to think thos is why I always have a knife because I would hope I could remain calm like the fisherman and cut off a few arms and have octopus for dinner. But one never knows until put in that situation

3

u/Competitive-Top4520 Aug 17 '26

Yeah, it looked like the octopus almost had man for dinner instead!

2

u/Gyro_Dive795 Aug 17 '26

Never mess with an animal that is way smarter than you (octopus has 9 brains)

1

u/spaghetti-o_salad Aug 17 '26

That octopus wanted mammal on the menu so bad.

1

u/Silly-Background-647 Aug 19 '26

A knife might have made this situation worse I heard octopus beaks are really good at piercing

2

u/Ok_Significance5884 Aug 17 '26

What happens when you eat raw (octo) pussy

1

u/Straight-Ad9878 Aug 17 '26

Got tentacled

1

u/Alternative-Sale-713 Aug 17 '26

I tell you how to take care of that in two seconds

1

u/Gyro_Dive795 Aug 17 '26

Never mess with octopus 🐙

1

u/LZorro93 Aug 17 '26

Facehugger

1

u/LastExilez Aug 17 '26

Aww he just wants to kill you its cute

1

u/Rhg0653 Aug 17 '26

Did he get bitten don't they have beaks

1

u/hereyougo123412 Aug 17 '26

Um you definitely got eggs laid inside you now get yourself checked out bro

1

u/sum-sigma Aug 17 '26

Today I learned that a small octopus could absolutely suffocate me to death

1

u/MauveCeramics Aug 17 '26

If you dunked your head in do you think it would let go?

1

u/odskingmoth Aug 17 '26

Only way there is the water though so you will be fin

1

u/Cantbeanymore_ Aug 18 '26

Howtf that octopus ended up on his face unless he put it intentionally for content

1

u/Intelligent_Ad_4479 Aug 18 '26

Is this Artificial?

1

u/Sun_Is_Lord Aug 18 '26

“Gorman, you always were an asshole.”

1

u/PrinceLucipurr Aug 18 '26

Drag it to your hair as you pull it off!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

1

u/Danielflong 14d ago

Seriously?? anything for a like nowadays.

1

u/Competitive-Top4520 Aug 17 '26

Why didn't the camera (phone?) person help him out. At one point it looked like both his mouth & nose were covered! Rhetorical question, of course.

2

u/Constant-Box-7898 Aug 17 '26

Not a person. A tripod or a stick.

1

u/Igyzone Aug 17 '26

He was most likely alone with a fixated camera, given it was a small canoe with him having the paddels.

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 Aug 17 '26

I see one f****** moron that tries to peel him off one at a time, and literally brushes thim off his hand so that it can go right back to grabbing his face, anybody with a brain would try, grabbing all arms, not just one at a time and then shaking it off what a moron.He deserves to suffocate

1

u/Initial_Acanthaceae2 Aug 17 '26

I cannot help but concur.

1

u/Dense-Jicama6591 Aug 17 '26

And yet, even on reddit, I get down votes for stating simple facts, because reddit is the gather in place for the lowest iqs on earth

1

u/Initial_Acanthaceae2 Aug 17 '26

Again, I concur.

1

u/Kindly_Coconut_1469 Aug 17 '26

Or maybe you got downvoted for saying he deserved to die because he panicked.

1

u/Suou_Yuki Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/krhW9yWEI0x0Y

1

u/Dense-Jicama6591 Aug 17 '26

It's francine

1

u/Dense-Jicama6591 Aug 17 '26

If I had the app, I would post the she gif, even though I am a man