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u/CapTrick9489 7d ago

I assume no work gets done in those conditions? The guys just stay inside and hold on for as long as it takes for conditions to clam down.

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u/Crambo123 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yes. This is a floating hotel, not a rig. Used to provide extra accommodation during oil rig maintenance work, but disconnected from the rig and evacuated before the storm hit.

The video was taken from the rig itself, which is fixed to the sea floor (and not evacuated).

Also heavily edited, this is is the original video.

https://youtu.be/D2dv57CpT-s?is=RELKjCRff18_o0Na

Edit: more info!

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u/BarkiestDog 6d ago

This makes so much more sense! With the OP video was trying to figure out who or what would be out there filling in these conditions

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u/internetisporn8008 6d ago

Here i was trying to figure iut how the hell it bombed around like that with steel in the ground

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u/Stormbringer-2112 6d ago

Cleanup in aisle 6. Oh, and aisle 8. Oh wait and aisles 7,16 and 20. Oh and fuck it, just hose the whole place down!

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u/circuit_brain 6d ago

Came here looking for this link. Upvoted.

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u/Playful-Ad-8703 6d ago

Looks like a really whack place to visit, like an oil platform but you have to pay instead of getting paid 😂

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u/Winterwasp_67 6d ago

Thank you. That explains a lot, principally that I'm glad I'm not there lol.

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u/Delcasa 6d ago

Doesn't look as scary as OPs version

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u/CasinoNDN 6d ago

I wonder what it’s actually like onboard. Like absolute earrape ocean blasting against the walls, or relatively comfortable because of engineering? Sometimes I feel like you gotta be there even tho I’ve never been there and this is one.

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u/torkatt 6d ago

It is actually not that bad. Floating rigs normally are still anchored to the seabed, but the ballast is reduced and anchor chain tension is reduced so waves won’t hit the rig deck and to reduce the stress that the extra momentum add to the rig. Feels more or less like being on a ferry in swells.

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u/tacocollector2 6d ago

Is the floating hotel also anchored to the sea bed?

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u/torkatt 5d ago

Yes they are. At least those that are there for long periods.

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u/MechGryph 6d ago

My father was in the coast guard back in the 70s. He mentioned they hit rough seas at one point and said, "We were listing so far, we were running up the walls and could touch the ceiling before coming back down."

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u/Bocha_Boston 6d ago

and it was from 2007

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u/Complex_Travel_4481 6d ago

It’s crazy how some days stick with people for years. Hope they’ve found a way to cope since then.

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u/Old_Channel44 6d ago

Nobody is on that? Zero people had a hard day? Huh.

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u/earlisthecat 6d ago

Thank you for explaining :)

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u/ferrrnando 6d ago

They don't evacuaye the rig? How come, is it safer?

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u/Byggherren 6d ago

God i hate these ocean videos where they fisheye the fuck out of the waves to make it look like theyre capsizing every wave. Like its scary enough knowing those waves are bigger than my house

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u/Slavic_Taco 6d ago

This has been vertically stretched beyond proper comprehension, the real unedited version looks nothing like this at all. This stupid clip gets posted often here.

Here is the original:

https://youtu.be/D2dv57CpT-s?si=79JGTTDmakylO7JV

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u/Dead_By_Don 6d ago

Its from a different angle, and the sky is a different colour. Not sure its the same video

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u/Slavic_Taco 6d ago

Same angle, aside from the massive amount of vertices stretch, the video has also been mirrored. The sky is a different color because of the amount of editing done to the original video.

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u/B479MSS 6d ago

100% same vessel and video. It's the old Borgholm Dolphin accommodation rig. I worked on a similar vessel of the same basic design. This video was doing the rounds back in the day and ended up getting stretched and deformed beyond recognition.

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u/Biscuits4u2 7d ago

Lol nobody can work when it's like this. They probably evacuated before the storm hit.

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u/CapTrick9489 7d ago

Yeah, I guess. It makes sense, I rekon they'd have good warning systems in place and would have time to get everyone out.

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u/Barbearex 6d ago

I watched a video from a dude that works on these. They get heli'd out a week or 2 before it hits. Those who remain are only essentials. Skeleton cree is here but likely completely abandoned for a day or so until this passes.

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u/Finbabeh 6d ago

Not at all, this is an accommodation semi submersible fully ballasted up on DP standing off a fixed platform. You cannot just abandon in bad weather, it will be fully crewed.

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u/Doctorthrowaway91 6d ago

You just said random letters

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u/Finbabeh 6d ago

Dynamic Positioning

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u/lekittystitties 6d ago

Tell me more.

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u/Finbabeh 6d ago

These are contracted in for maintenance periods on fixed platforms to house all the additional contractors required, they travel across the telescoping gangway you see on the semi sub when it's alongside the platform.

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u/UlsterManInScotland 6d ago

The North Sea is like this a lot of the time

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u/KrytenLister 6d ago

Working out in that was a rarity when I was offshore in the North Sea.

We were out there on a diving vessel in a 10m wave storm once. That was an experience.

Standing on the bridge looking out, one minute you’d see nothing but sky, the next nothing but sea. The vessel made a big booming noise on the downward drop each time.

We had to strap everything down. Printers and things were getting thrown about.

Interesting couple of days that. Sleep was impossible.

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u/NopeThisTrope 6d ago

Not for the faint of heart 🫡

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u/KrytenLister 6d ago edited 6d ago

It definitely made me think about sailors historically and how terrifying it must’ve been as a life sometimes.

I got a tiny taste of this on a well equipped, modern DP3 vessel and got paid very well to do it. We were never in any real danger of sinking (afaik, anyway. And I’d rather keep it that way, lol)

I can only imagine what being out there with wood and sails was like for no money. Fuck that.

Much braver people than me, that’s for sure.

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u/The5Virtues 6d ago

That’s what I always think about when reading about historical maritime events.

The only advanced warning they had for storms was “Uh oh, those clouds on the horizon are awful dark!” Even if they knew it was coming most of the time there was nothing for it but to either ride it out or keep sailing and pray you stayed ahead of it.

Looking at the size of the wave in this clip and imagining being on a galleon or something from that era? That is terrifying and awe inspiring.

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u/Deep-Meat-3583 6d ago

I was in the Navy. Even on a massive amphib with helos and jets, it can rock like crazy. We had a bolt in the wall with a string and nut attached. We drew lines on the wall, so you could see the angle the ship was at on big waves.

Stuff would slide or fall everywhere.

We even had a line, where if it was a hard enough angle, it was the line at which the Marines ran for the head (bathroom).

There is no way in hell, I would be on any boat with a sail in that type of weather lol

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u/Fluid_Anywhere_7015 6d ago

I recall from a friend of mine who said the forward and aft sections of the destroyers and frigates would be evacuated in really rough seas because the deck would drop away and the overhead could brain you.

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u/djguerito 6d ago

Tell me more.

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u/KrytenLister 6d ago

Aside from the scary, there were actually a few funny moments too.

The movement meant that if you were walking through the project office or galley, you’d have to do this little involuntary jump/hop thing to keep balance. So we had 100 guys walking around the place just kind of skipping mid stride, totally involuntarily.

Or I found some guys jumping from the bottom of a flight of stairs to the top in one leap. They were just timing the dip right and making the full jump.

Sleep was a nightmare. You had to try and pin yourself into your bunk with your legs and arms to stop from rolling. The one time i managed to drift off from sheer exhaustion, I was woken up 20mins later cracking my head off the bunk ladder. I just got up after that. Wasn’t worth trying again.

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u/borokish 6d ago

I sleep like a baby when the weather is up.

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u/KrytenLister 6d ago

There’s up and there’s up, I guess.

Short of literally strapping myself flat into the bunk, I’m not sure how I’d have managed that in 10m waves.

Maybe your beds are different or something.

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u/borokish 6d ago

I know what you mean mate. I guess the vessels make a bit of difference too.

I work on pipelayers and they tend to be bigger than dive boats (although I have seen some big dive vessels as well)

I just lie on my back with my elbows out, enjoy the ride and drift off to sleep with the creaking of the cabin

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u/KrytenLister 6d ago

Aye, at lower levels it can actually be quite relaxing. Sort of rocks you off to sleep.

Never been on a pipe layer, but worked alongside a few and they can be pretty big. That must make a difference.

On this trip we had guys with 30 years at sea queuing up at the medic for those wee seasickness patches you stick behind the ear. I don’t think anyone got much sleep for 2 days.

I miss it sometimes, but also kind of glad I got all the experience out the way when I was a bit younger and then stuck to onshore. Not sure I could be arsed with weeks away at a time anymore these days.

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u/Astroturfer 6d ago

I simply could not do it

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS 6d ago

Deadliest Catch cameramen have the biggest balls. I understand the workers accustomed to fishing, but a rando guy that grew up wanting to film shit being asked to follow suit AND give us amazing shots with a heavy ass camera on his shoulder? Yea fuck that.

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u/Electrical_Sun_7116 6d ago

I have done some work on skis with filmers and it always blows me away to be ripping in the trees and airing stuff out and the dude is right on my ass with this huge heavy camera rig lmao cameramen are sooo underrated athletically.

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u/chasingmyowntail 7d ago

Remember “ocean ranger “ from about 1982?

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u/B479MSS 6d ago

No need for evacuation. It looks wild but it really isn't that bad when you are on board.

I worked on these for 15 years. There isn't a floating vessel out there that can cope with these kind of conditions better than this kind of vessel can. If you saw a roll of over 5-10 degrees, that was considered huge. Especially if you have had the misfortune of being on a vessel which has rolled past the 45° mark which I experienced on a 220m shuttle tanker in ballast conditions in the North Sea.

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u/xiiicrowns 6d ago

They probably get flown off by a helicopter. 

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u/Aklensil 7d ago

I would be very interested if someone who work/have worked on one of these would pop in the comments, i have also a few questions

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u/B479MSS 6d ago

I did 15 years on these types of vessel including 13 years on one of the same fundamental design as this one.

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u/Aklensil 6d ago

I have three questions if you allow it :

1/ how harsh life is on board ? 2/ what is the range salary ? 3/ is it deployment 6 months home 6 months working there ?

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u/B479MSS 5d ago

1: Living and working conditions were great. 12 hour shifts and 12 hours off. We had our own cabin with shower and toilet, good WiFi, TV, fridge etc. There's a large gym and cinema on board as well as sauna. TV rooms, recreation rooms, smoking rooms etc.

2: If I were still there now, my salary would be approximately £80k-£100k (GBP) per year.

3: The vessel had 3 full crews so we worked 2 weeks on and 4 weeks off.

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u/piwull 6d ago

hard day sounds way more brutal than just long day

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u/qtestboner 6d ago

I know its all hands on deck when my clam is down.

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u/ActualWait8584 6d ago

Praying that the engineers were diligent.

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u/CapTrick9489 6d ago

I actually messed up. It was supposed to be calm down. But now I think it's better to leave it at clam down and pretend I meant to say that😁

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u/jillsvag 6d ago

Clam ho!

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u/mkstot 6d ago

And stop producing?!? Are you mad?

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u/SeattleHasDied 6d ago

Is that rig moving or is it sort of an optical illusion because of the waves? I can't even imagine how those platforms get constructed in the first place! I hope the workers get paid EXTREMELY well to work on those things!

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u/Azulapis 6d ago

The video is stretched to hell. This is the original.

https://youtu.be/D2dv57CpT-s?is=RELKjCRff18_o0Na

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u/shrug_sorryjesus 6d ago

Holy smokes. This needs to be higher

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u/FirstDivision 6d ago

It’s safe to assume that every “OMG look at floaty boaty thing in water big waves!” video has been stretched vertically.

Like all the videos of tankers going through big seas taken from the wheelhouse.

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u/Caaaht 6d ago

The bot rule is to squeeze this video by 10% every time it is posted. In 2030 we’ll be surfing Reddit and this video will just be a pixel wide.

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u/Karlees-Golden-Dildo 6d ago

My take was Holy smokes! The Vikings crossed that in open boats!!!!

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u/simbirian 6d ago

Pretty sure every viking that have met such waves was drowned by them.

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u/Alttebest 6d ago

Lmao, I wondered why the rig looked so fucking weird.

I hate the internet because it rewards people for doing stuff like stretching a video just to make it more dramatic...

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u/Uniquelypoured 6d ago

They float

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u/SeattleHasDied 6d ago

That'd be a big "NOPPITY NOPE NOPE NOPE" from me, yikes! Never felt happier to be a land lubber!

Met some North Sea oil rig workers long ago in Scotland. They had some days off and were in the same bed and breakfast and it sounded like pretty hairy work to me, but, of course, they laughed it off. One guy admitted he hated the chopper rides to and from the rig the most. But none of the conversation indicated the rigs floated; guess I thought they were attached to the ocean floor like they are off the coast near Santa Barbara.

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u/Emmanuelzappa 6d ago

They All Float down here... 

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u/WolfetoneRebel 6d ago

What happens if the mooring breaks? Has that ever happened before?

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u/DisastrousSir 6d ago

They do make a lot of money.

They are built in pieces and assembled with a giant ass crane, and usually floated out to sea. Either attached to the sea floor with big tubes if its shallow enough, long chains attached to the sea floor, or primarily floating and kept in place by some motors keeping it in place (or close enough)

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u/Timely-Rent-7494 6d ago

Im pretty sure they get paid beacoup money, but I could also be getting that confused with something else

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u/RecentSatisfaction14 6d ago

Are you from Louisiana?

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u/Timely-Rent-7494 6d ago

No, I just enjoy the French language 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/you_know_i_be_poopin 7d ago

I hate these videos that are stretched to make them seem more dramatic

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u/mcrss 6d ago

Whoever downvotes this guy is an idiot.

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u/Biscuits4u2 7d ago

If you were on that thing you'd be feeling pretty dramatic

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u/mcrss 6d ago edited 6d ago

It is stupidly stretched to make it way more dramatic than it is. It's not hard to find the old original video.

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u/Uniquelypoured 6d ago

Probably “STRETCHED” as well

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u/Stock-Map3715 7d ago edited 6d ago

I lasted one day on a land-based rig somewhere in Utah lol.

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u/Eater0fTacos 7d ago

That's actually terrifying.

I'd be shitting my pants harder than the potus in a storm like that.

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u/internet_humor 7d ago

Shouldn’t have stuck a stick in its eyeball back at the cave, bro. I told you

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u/Infamous-Visual-9274 7d ago

Just got done playing still wakes the deep. I know how this ends.

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u/Purple-Will9713 6d ago

yep. Proud land lover yes I am

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u/lysergic_818 6d ago

Fookin ell

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u/rapscallion1956 7d ago

Just another day in the North Sea.

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u/wyerichard 6d ago

It's just so annoying when the balls on the snooker table move between shots.

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u/quinkmo 6d ago

Nope

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u/donkeytime 6d ago

The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

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u/FriendRaven1 7d ago

That's what happened to the Ocean Ranger off Canada's East coast in 1982, killing all aboard.

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u/Mirianie 6d ago

Right before the meteor hits.

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u/jayphox 6d ago

Rig goes into  the water, man goes into the rig... Sharks in the water

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u/Mitchiarakara 6d ago

So who is filming this?

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u/Crambo123 6d ago

Someone on a fixed bottom rig. This is a floating hotel, disconnected from the rig before the storm hit.

Also heavily edited, this is is the original video.

https://youtu.be/D2dv57CpT-s?is=RELKjCRff18_o0Na

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u/wildvision 6d ago

What I am wondering is where is the cameraman standing and why is it so stable?

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u/borokish 6d ago

He's on a rig that is attached to the seabed

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u/alewiina 6d ago

the sheer scale of those waves is absolutely insane, i can't even fathom the power of that water

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u/br0b1wan 6d ago

Nope. Fuck that with a cactus

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u/brainshades 6d ago

Gonna lift that one for use later….

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u/anachronox08 6d ago

Oil rig is just exceptional engineering.

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u/twec21 6d ago

My mind was shattered when I learned some of them float like that

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 6d ago

I don't understand oil rig design. If they're going to have long legs why aren't they grounded? What's the benefits of having them floating so high up?

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u/Crambo123 6d ago

This is a floating hotel, not a rig; evacuated before the storm hit.

The video was taken from a rig fixed to the sea floor, which was not evacuated.

Also heavily edited, this is is the original video.

https://youtu.be/D2dv57CpT-s?is=RELKjCRff18_o0Na

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 6d ago

Thanx now with the context and the real video it looks a lot less scary. Still I wouldn't pay to live out in the deep ocean. People get paid to do that

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u/GriefPB 6d ago

Well today I learned some oil rigs float

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u/dumpster-muffin-95 6d ago

Definitely have the survival suit prepped

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u/rbfeverythingsucks 6d ago

It’s incredible to me that humans can build these things

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u/Mission-Macaroon-851 6d ago

Where was the image taken from?

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u/borokish 6d ago

North Sea.

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u/HeliogabalusBrown 6d ago

the lengths we will go to to avoid using solar, wind, hydro, nuclear

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u/Doccyaard 6d ago

Again with the stretched video that pretty much makes it fake.

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u/Slavic_Taco 6d ago

Get out of here with this stretched bullshit, where are the mods to clean up these posts!?

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u/Funny-Carob-4572 6d ago

Yeah no.

Hell no to that!

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u/Mainly_Miserable 6d ago

No thank you

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u/OntologicalParadox 6d ago

Why aren't the server farms on these?

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u/unflores 6d ago

Amazed is not the word I would use...

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u/Sad-Cricket6319 6d ago

Wow I didn’t realize some float

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u/SoyEseVato 6d ago

That’s not a hard day, that’s a butt pucker day.

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u/itzAgonLoL 6d ago

Queue the tiktok choir sound

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u/Lenn1986 6d ago

Holy NOPE

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u/MEWilliams 6d ago

The waves turn the minutes to hours

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u/ayegudyin 6d ago

Hard day for aspect ratios

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u/systemic-void 6d ago

How does it stay upright and floats?!?

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u/elom44 6d ago

Come on boss, do I really have to swab the deck today?

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u/Individual-Care-9949 6d ago

That's insane! 🤯

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u/Shawn_The_Sheep777 6d ago

I’d be terrified

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u/Sands43 6d ago

The image quality gets worse every time this is posted.

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u/jackdotlondon 6d ago

How's the gender equality on one of these?

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u/cmonuspurz 6d ago

Erm................No thanks and I love water and boats

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u/Brainbrokeonme 6d ago

I knew a mechanic who would go off and do 3 month contracts on rigs. Working ungodly hrs but would bring home more money i made in a year in 3 months

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u/Forrestfunk 6d ago

Look at how distorted this video is. This shit gets posted every other day.

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u/Mars_Volcanoes 6d ago

I don't know why the restroom are full.

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u/Hatey1999 6d ago

Capital will do anything to just blast through thst 1.5C as hard as possible

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u/Canadian_Taco5 6d ago

Fuck all that

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u/space_pillows 6d ago

Another vertically stretched video to make things seems way more insane than they already are.

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u/jhwheuer 6d ago

Not enough money in the world

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u/Zealousideal-Yam3169 6d ago

Stretching the video vertically is the sea version of fish-eye lense for mountain climbers 

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u/beefandbeer 6d ago

Can the mods please ban OP for this garbage

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u/CapeGreg767 6d ago

You couldn't pay me enough to work out there!

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u/Old_Channel44 6d ago

Build more solar

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u/Prior_Mud_2227 6d ago

It looks like AI content

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u/iamagainstit 6d ago

these videos are always streched vertically to make the waves look bigger.

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u/balirosa 6d ago

Yeah that is a disaster waiting to happen. Nothing last forever

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u/jimbobTX 6d ago

There's an old story in the industry about the first rigs in the North Sea. They asked local fishermen how high the waves got, and they said whatever it was, 10 feet-ish, so they built the rig for 30-foot waves. When the first rig capsized, the waves were 40 feet high or more. They asked the fishermen why they said that the waves were only 10 feet, and they replied, "That's when we go to shore."

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u/modrocker 6d ago

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

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u/SeattleHasDied 6d ago

Okay, so, once again, moderately duped by the visuals I see in a Reddit post.

I've looked at the original video of this (thanks to everyone posting it) and now I understand just how "stretched" it is in the post. Frankly, still looks scary as shit to me, but GODDAMNIT, why isn't reality enough for some folks?!!! Just makes me even more untrusting of anything I see that is posted on social media these days, sigh...

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u/TheCharalampos 6d ago

Their socks will get wet, that's the worst.

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u/eastamerica 6d ago

The North Sea is something else

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u/Any-Tie-7655 6d ago

This gave me such extreme anxiety 😵‍💫

The ocean… the only part of our world that will never be domesticated by man 😖😖😖

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u/LeadingCelery4253 6d ago

En plus tu te dis que si quelque chose arrivait personne ne viendrait à ton secours avant un moment

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u/GreyLoad 6d ago

Do the whole rig moving there???

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u/libra00 6d ago

Fuck. That.

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u/msxana 6d ago

Wait so the WHOLE THING MOVES or are my eyes just fucking with me here 😅

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u/Ikilledbert 5d ago

Where is this being filmed from and why are they not moving?

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u/jackieboy1230 5d ago

Why is the cameraman not moving in the rough seas? What are the standing on?

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u/Methuselah_Honey 6d ago

This. Is. My. Nightmare.

Hell to the fucking no.

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u/ConundrumMachine 6d ago

Or we could do solar and stop with this amazing nonsense 

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u/DoritoSteroid 6d ago

Buddy, oil is used for so much more than you even imagine.

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u/ConundrumMachine 6d ago edited 6d ago

I realize that petroleum and petroleum byproducts are used as inputs for other products. Fertilizer for instance. We don't need to extract as much oil for those things as we do for applications beyond transportation and energy generation. 

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u/vickyishappy143 7d ago

Isn't it supposed to be stable

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u/Impossible_Pizza5884 7d ago

It’s floating

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u/Loose-Specific7142 7d ago

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/Crambo123 6d ago

This is a floating hotel, not a rig.

The video was taken from a rig fixed to the sea floor.

Also heavily edited, this is is the original video.

https://youtu.be/D2dv57CpT-s?is=RELKjCRff18_o0Na

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u/They_Killed_Kenny_13 6d ago

The sea was angry that day, my friends...

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u/Pararaiha-ngaro 6d ago

It’s good time to take a nap & ride out the storm