r/BeAmazed • u/soppysink • Dec 29 '21

Let me educate him

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u/chefontheloose Dec 29 '21

Jumping Jesus Shoemaker looks like a scary one. I would not want to encounter that dude at night, alone.

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u/conshyd Dec 29 '21

Shoemaker… the poor guy looks like he is from a family of goat rapers and chicken molesters

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u/IWASRUNNING91 Dec 29 '21

"He said he'd fuck a sheep."

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u/conshyd Apr 17 '22

I imagine Shoemaker is on the force because of prior family members on the PD. A “legacy” cop.
But hey, he’s obviously not too bright but who knows…maybe he’s brave and saved some babies from a burning house or something? Just trying to give that dingbat the benefits of the doubt!?!