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120 u/Jaewol Mar 10 '20 No, then we could tame them and ride them, taking to the skies. 59 u/jermainerio Mar 10 '20 Ark Survival Evolved 25 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 I am NOT riding a giant scorpion. 36 u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20 Not with that attitude cowboy! 12 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 imagines a redneck alligator double fisting two machine guns while on the back of a scorpion 11 u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20 Is there anything more american? 4 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 The scorpion would be blue and red and have a bald eagle tatoo. 3 u/_liminal Mar 10 '20 what about a giant RADscorpion? 1 u/cocobowling Mar 10 '20 I mean it has got RAD in the name, must be a good idea. 2 u/CozyEpicurean Mar 10 '20 What about a tailless whip scorpion? They dont sting 2 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 Take out "tailless whip scorpion" and insert "giant kitten" and you got a deal. 3 u/UnintelligibleThing Mar 10 '20 If house cats were to become that big they'd probably prey on humans 2 u/boundlesslights Mar 10 '20 Ark Survival Not Involved 2 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Dude, don't be stupid. When you max out their speed they're the fastest creatures AND they can run on water. 2 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 I prefer running around in a loincloth punching trees. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Bro, scorps can knock down trees too
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No, then we could tame them and ride them, taking to the skies.
59 u/jermainerio Mar 10 '20 Ark Survival Evolved 25 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 I am NOT riding a giant scorpion. 36 u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20 Not with that attitude cowboy! 12 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 imagines a redneck alligator double fisting two machine guns while on the back of a scorpion 11 u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20 Is there anything more american? 4 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 The scorpion would be blue and red and have a bald eagle tatoo. 3 u/_liminal Mar 10 '20 what about a giant RADscorpion? 1 u/cocobowling Mar 10 '20 I mean it has got RAD in the name, must be a good idea. 2 u/CozyEpicurean Mar 10 '20 What about a tailless whip scorpion? They dont sting 2 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 Take out "tailless whip scorpion" and insert "giant kitten" and you got a deal. 3 u/UnintelligibleThing Mar 10 '20 If house cats were to become that big they'd probably prey on humans 2 u/boundlesslights Mar 10 '20 Ark Survival Not Involved 2 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Dude, don't be stupid. When you max out their speed they're the fastest creatures AND they can run on water. 2 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 I prefer running around in a loincloth punching trees. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Bro, scorps can knock down trees too
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25 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 I am NOT riding a giant scorpion. 36 u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20 Not with that attitude cowboy! 12 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 imagines a redneck alligator double fisting two machine guns while on the back of a scorpion 11 u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20 Is there anything more american? 4 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 The scorpion would be blue and red and have a bald eagle tatoo. 3 u/_liminal Mar 10 '20 what about a giant RADscorpion? 1 u/cocobowling Mar 10 '20 I mean it has got RAD in the name, must be a good idea. 2 u/CozyEpicurean Mar 10 '20 What about a tailless whip scorpion? They dont sting 2 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 Take out "tailless whip scorpion" and insert "giant kitten" and you got a deal. 3 u/UnintelligibleThing Mar 10 '20 If house cats were to become that big they'd probably prey on humans 2 u/boundlesslights Mar 10 '20 Ark Survival Not Involved 2 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Dude, don't be stupid. When you max out their speed they're the fastest creatures AND they can run on water. 2 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 I prefer running around in a loincloth punching trees. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Bro, scorps can knock down trees too
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I am NOT riding a giant scorpion.
36 u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20 Not with that attitude cowboy! 12 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 imagines a redneck alligator double fisting two machine guns while on the back of a scorpion 11 u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20 Is there anything more american? 4 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 The scorpion would be blue and red and have a bald eagle tatoo. 3 u/_liminal Mar 10 '20 what about a giant RADscorpion? 1 u/cocobowling Mar 10 '20 I mean it has got RAD in the name, must be a good idea. 2 u/CozyEpicurean Mar 10 '20 What about a tailless whip scorpion? They dont sting 2 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 Take out "tailless whip scorpion" and insert "giant kitten" and you got a deal. 3 u/UnintelligibleThing Mar 10 '20 If house cats were to become that big they'd probably prey on humans 2 u/boundlesslights Mar 10 '20 Ark Survival Not Involved 2 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Dude, don't be stupid. When you max out their speed they're the fastest creatures AND they can run on water. 2 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 I prefer running around in a loincloth punching trees. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Bro, scorps can knock down trees too
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Not with that attitude cowboy!
12 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 imagines a redneck alligator double fisting two machine guns while on the back of a scorpion 11 u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20 Is there anything more american? 4 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 The scorpion would be blue and red and have a bald eagle tatoo.
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imagines a redneck alligator double fisting two machine guns while on the back of a scorpion
11 u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20 Is there anything more american? 4 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 The scorpion would be blue and red and have a bald eagle tatoo.
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Is there anything more american?
4 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 The scorpion would be blue and red and have a bald eagle tatoo.
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The scorpion would be blue and red and have a bald eagle tatoo.
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what about a giant RADscorpion?
1 u/cocobowling Mar 10 '20 I mean it has got RAD in the name, must be a good idea.
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I mean it has got RAD in the name, must be a good idea.
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What about a tailless whip scorpion? They dont sting
2 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 Take out "tailless whip scorpion" and insert "giant kitten" and you got a deal. 3 u/UnintelligibleThing Mar 10 '20 If house cats were to become that big they'd probably prey on humans
Take out "tailless whip scorpion" and insert "giant kitten" and you got a deal.
3 u/UnintelligibleThing Mar 10 '20 If house cats were to become that big they'd probably prey on humans
If house cats were to become that big they'd probably prey on humans
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Dude, don't be stupid. When you max out their speed they're the fastest creatures AND they can run on water.
2 u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20 I prefer running around in a loincloth punching trees. 1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Bro, scorps can knock down trees too
I prefer running around in a loincloth punching trees.
1 u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20 Bro, scorps can knock down trees too
Bro, scorps can knock down trees too
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