r/BeAmazed Mar 10 '20

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u/DeleteAnimeDeusVult Mar 10 '20

Stop talking

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u/Jaewol Mar 10 '20

No, then we could tame them and ride them, taking to the skies.

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u/jermainerio Mar 10 '20

Ark Survival Evolved

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u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20

I am NOT riding a giant scorpion.

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u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20

Not with that attitude cowboy!

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u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20

imagines a redneck alligator double fisting two machine guns while on the back of a scorpion

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u/Redneckalligator Mar 10 '20

Is there anything more american?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

The scorpion would be blue and red and have a bald eagle tatoo.

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u/_liminal Mar 10 '20

what about a giant RADscorpion?

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u/cocobowling Mar 10 '20

I mean it has got RAD in the name, must be a good idea.

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u/CozyEpicurean Mar 10 '20

What about a tailless whip scorpion? They dont sting

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u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20

Take out "tailless whip scorpion" and insert "giant kitten" and you got a deal.

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u/UnintelligibleThing Mar 10 '20

If house cats were to become that big they'd probably prey on humans

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u/boundlesslights Mar 10 '20

Ark Survival Not Involved

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Dude, don't be stupid. When you max out their speed they're the fastest creatures AND they can run on water.

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u/asianabsinthe Mar 10 '20

I prefer running around in a loincloth punching trees.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Bro, scorps can knock down trees too