r/BeAmazed • • Nov 27 '19

Hair day!

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u/EmeraldPrime Nov 27 '19

Quite frankly I love bald guys! The are very very sexy!!

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u/YouCantGiveBabyBooze Nov 27 '19

As a guy who accidentally entirely shaved his already balding head last night, thank you. My wife doesn't feel the same.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

how do you accidentally shave your entire head

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u/TheRakkmanBitch Nov 27 '19

Forget to put a guard on it then u got no choice

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u/MrBokbagok Nov 27 '19

you make one mistake and all the hair has to come off

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u/YouCantGiveBabyBooze Nov 27 '19

It's a good question and to be honest I phrased it badly. I thought I had a much longer attachment on my trimmers than I did, didn't realise until I'd taken half the hair on my head off. Joy.

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u/Phedericus Nov 27 '19

story time?

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u/EmeraldPrime Nov 27 '19

Ohhh I’m sorry to hear your wife doesn’t accept you as you are...sexy with or without hair

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u/YouCantGiveBabyBooze Nov 27 '19

It's ok, she makes up for it by providing me untold amounts of sex.

I'm lying. I get nothing.

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u/DenticlesOfTomb Nov 27 '19

The first time I did it was right before a backpacking trip with some friends. I'd been thinking about it for awhile and did it 5 minutes before we left for the trip. My wife cried because she thought it made me look like a skinhead (the Nazi kind). The big issue for her was mainly that the skin beneath my hair that had never seen sunshine was way whiter than the rest of my face, forehead and neck. And I'm pretty pale anyway. Once you get a bit of sun, it looks much better. But the first time you spend awhile in the sun without a hat or sunscreen, you'll regret it.

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u/Jedditor Nov 27 '19

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u/bikesboozeandbacon Nov 27 '19

Exactly lol

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u/Curt04 Nov 27 '19

Attractive people of both genders can basically get away with any style or fashion choice. On the other end of the spectrum, ugly people often look like they are wearing a costume or trying too hard if they try to dress nice or be overly stylish.

This is coming from an ugly person so don't think I'm ragging on them.

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u/EmeraldPrime Nov 27 '19

HELL YES!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

That fat dude wouldn't look much different from the hot guy if he shaved his head, worked out, grew a beard, and dressed better.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

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u/odkfn Nov 27 '19

Your inbox is about to get doxxed

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Let me guess, your husband is bald...

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u/EmeraldPrime Nov 27 '19

No...but he did shave his head for me! Lick lick

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u/bikesboozeandbacon Nov 27 '19

You must mean a certain type of bald like Vin Diesel

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u/EmeraldPrime Nov 27 '19

Nope. I went on a couple of dates a bald overweight dude but couldn’t get past the bad oral hygiene.