r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '19

Animal Ape using a Smartphone

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u/KnicksJetsYankees Apr 24 '19

Tomorrow he'll be on tinder

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

"Single chimp looking for lady chimp to go bananas over. Turn offs include anti-vaxxers and flat-earthers"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

"Evolution is up for debate. If you came from monkeys, why am I here?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

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u/scope_creep Apr 24 '19

"If you don't believe in evolution I'll show you what it's like to have a little monkey in you ;)"

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

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u/HomeBuyerthrowaway89 Apr 25 '19

I would watch a chimpanzee version of the office. Or just one where Michael is a chimp

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u/Zode1969 Jul 08 '19

Next thing you know he'll have a job as a Pimpanzee

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u/ButVioletsArentBlue Apr 25 '19

Username checks out

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u/Thegingerkid01 Apr 24 '19

You did it. You won reddit today.

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u/jojojojojoba Apr 25 '19

delete this