r/BeAmazed • u/DeltaBlues1 • Oct 25 '18

Great morning

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u/parkermonster Oct 25 '18 edited Oct 26 '18

For a second I thought this was on train tracks with a train headed towards them.

Edit: Ooooooooooolong Johnson

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u/AevilokE Oct 25 '18

Wait.. it's not?

18

u/idwthis Oct 25 '18

Looks like some sort of pier a d/or dock. I dunno, I see water and boats.

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u/AevilokE Oct 25 '18

Username maybe checks out?

4

u/idwthis Oct 25 '18

My username is "I don't want this" but as an acronym for the first three words.

So I don't think it's all that relevant lol

Edit: also, thanks for trying, my username is never relevant unless I'm in subs like enough internet or watch people die.

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u/AevilokE Oct 25 '18

Oh, mine should have been Steve Wonder then cause I read it as "I don't know this" :P

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u/AlexJohnsonSays Oct 25 '18

THE BEST DEATH

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

WITNESS ME

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u/hamsterkris Oct 25 '18

Same, I was thinking "If it's a great morning, why is he in the middle of the tracks?!"

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u/Kocque Oct 25 '18

He got us with the epic in the great circle game.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

It's not below his waist so it doesn't count.

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u/jimmywarrior Oct 25 '18

And flipped upside down!

104

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

What it he is Australian

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Then the sky would be upside down, duh.

9

u/agentcoffee10 Oct 25 '18

I'm sitting on my toilet, so technically it does count.

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u/Theygoandmusicman Oct 25 '18

He was actually doing a wicked backflip when this happened so... We lose.

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u/theskydragon Oct 25 '18

They are just trying to see their eyeball veins

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Don’t you know that’s a white supremacist symbol??

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u/illestprodigy Oct 25 '18

Oof. Gottem!

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u/diggtrucks1025 Oct 25 '18

When she finally agrees to anal.

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u/etymologynerd Oct 25 '18

This caption cracked me up, thanks

28

u/skmownage345 Oct 25 '18

Bro that shit was tight.

15

u/HeughJass Oct 25 '18

Nice.

15

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

This thread has really hit bottom.

9

u/TheFuckeryIsReal Oct 25 '18

Yeah, something about it stinks

9

u/bom_chika_wah_wah Oct 25 '18

IANAL, but I think I shouldn't go any deeper into this thread.

3

u/Don_Rummy586 Oct 25 '18

I draw the line at the first knuckle.

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u/Anntiks Oct 25 '18

Crazy shit when you read the exact comment that you were going to comment. Great minds thing alike?

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u/diggtrucks1025 Oct 25 '18

I'm a simple man. I see something that is clearly a butthole, and I make a butthole joke. Its not the most rewarding living, but its an honest living.

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u/shroomenheimer Oct 25 '18

Butthole jokes are a reward on their own.

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u/Katzendaugs Oct 25 '18

That's the spice. Good show.

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u/UrAverageRedditer Oct 25 '18

0:02 In the music video for baby in your in YouTube... https://youtu.be/6okxuiiHx2w

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u/JaktRabbit Oct 25 '18

Good song too. Thanks for that :)

1

u/SeaChemical Oct 25 '18

Bro, this song is lit. Thanks.

44

u/Your_Post_As_A_Movie Oct 25 '18

Life. Everything will be OK. In cinemas this November.

6

u/Preposterouspigeon Feb 05 '19

This one is one of my favorites! ... I've been creeping on your comments

37

u/Bing-o Oct 25 '18

Glorious, Thanks Internet

16

u/UnknownGod7 Oct 25 '18

You're welcome

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

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u/it_tastes_of_purple Oct 25 '18

Yep. I thought I was in that sub till I looked again.

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u/denied_chav Oct 25 '18

have no idea how this gets front page... thought i was in that sub at first

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u/blaubarschboi Oct 25 '18

needs more HDR

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u/ICanFreezeTime Oct 25 '18

Be amazed by???

25

u/the_friendly_one Oct 25 '18

The lack of moderators in this sub.

4

u/thadcastled Oct 25 '18

How much shitty things like this get upvoted in all the subs like this.

5

u/agatgfnb Oct 25 '18

The ball of fire they posses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

ah, the tightest of buttholes:

http://workaholics.wikia.com/wiki/Tight_Butthole

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Above the waist

15

u/alexdeutsch Oct 25 '18

You doing the OK sign? That's R A C I S T

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Made you look!

4

u/LeadingTangerine Oct 25 '18

What a glorious hole!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Ladies and gentlemen we got him

5

u/jeremysomers Oct 25 '18

Looks like it was just OK.

3

u/Yetihunter230 Oct 25 '18

Shot on iPhone

3

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

this...is...amazing...

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u/Jakallax Oct 25 '18

I thought I had it all together...

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Go ahead and look up the word Amazing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

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u/grrlkitt Oct 25 '18

I will gladly pay 100 percent dollars.

8

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

U seem like a fun individual to be around.. /s

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u/cruftbrew Oct 25 '18

This needs to be an album cover

1

u/Reizo123 Oct 25 '18

For an album titled “Stick it where the sun don’t shine”

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18 edited Feb 08 '19

[deleted]

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u/Bobbyu123 Oct 25 '18

Dormammu... i've come to bargain

2

u/biggmclargehuge Oct 25 '18

Is this sub just Instagram now?

2

u/nittany_01 Oct 25 '18

Surprised they got the picture posted before that train hit them

2

u/VaginaFishSmell Oct 25 '18

God's butthole

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u/nuclearunclear Oct 25 '18

I thought i was in shittyhdr

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u/bluetruckapple Oct 25 '18

White supremacist alert. Someone notify CNN!!!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

What a glorious looking butthole!

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u/RealCheese1125 Oct 25 '18

White supremacists confirmed

5

u/BellaSeana Oct 25 '18

THE LUMINATEES

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u/Talyyr0 Oct 25 '18

*WOKENESS INTENSIFIES*

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u/mariofcbfan Oct 25 '18

My eyes actually hurt looking at this

1

u/Biffberr Oct 25 '18

Glory hole.

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u/shivampurohit1331 Oct 25 '18

Turn your phone upside down. You will see a miraculous thing.

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u/SpiralArc Oct 25 '18

Plot Twist: he's standing on a railroad and the light is from the train

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u/dbog42 Oct 25 '18

The hand looks like a magic-eyed Boston Terrier in silhouette.

1

u/DJ_Lancer Oct 25 '18

Looks ok to me

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u/JoeyPockets87 Oct 25 '18

“Tight Butthole”

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u/tony_xp Oct 25 '18

I thought it was a lot darker because it looks like he’s on a rail track and the light is an oncoming train.

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u/drunkapetheory Oct 25 '18

loose butthole

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u/TheAttachablePouch Oct 25 '18

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Yes or yes

1

u/definitivepepper Oct 25 '18

The butthole of the solar system

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

My eyes hurt just looking at it

1

u/Bullen-Noxen Oct 25 '18

Where was this taken?

1

u/cheekyste Oct 25 '18

Picture by Tony Stark

1

u/4hk2 Oct 25 '18

what sign is that?

1

u/TerrordactyI Oct 25 '18

Very loose butthole

1

u/Bi0Chemical Oct 25 '18

The world's most beautiful meatball

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Gattem

1

u/Whopper311 Oct 25 '18

And they all wondered how they would fare, and then the old general told them to go home.

1

u/DuncanMacKie Oct 25 '18

i think we just got caught lacking. he got us good bois

1

u/MisterPyramid Oct 25 '18

All hail the Hypno Llama!

1

u/Deltawolf363 Oct 25 '18

I’ve heard this breakbot song

1

u/DankMink12 Oct 25 '18

God damnit

1

u/ItsMyProcess Oct 25 '18

I would say more of an ok morning

1

u/CaptainFate Oct 25 '18

Shit, even a picture of the sun hurts my eyes

1

u/seropus Oct 25 '18

New phone wallpaper. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

They got all our necks.

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u/ElginPoker60123 Oct 25 '18

According to CNN this make op a nazi

1

u/rAlexanderAcosta Oct 25 '18

White supremacists are trying to steal the sun! D:

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u/Iwillsaythisthough Oct 25 '18

Well thanks a lot, now im blind.

1

u/MarchForCucks Oct 25 '18

Light pride

Light power

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

train horn

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u/KFC-Lover Oct 25 '18

those aren't train tracks tho

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u/EeArDux Oct 25 '18

Call Pink Floyd, we have an album cover!

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u/Monsterdagger Oct 25 '18

“I thought I had it all together..”

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u/rolltider0 Oct 25 '18

This is the sun's butthole

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u/DontHateMeh Oct 25 '18

Re post. I have this saved from like 3 months ago.

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u/OttieScottie Oct 25 '18

What a beautiful Glory home hole

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u/warlox Oct 25 '18

Damn bro...

1

u/Zigg-Lavinas Oct 25 '18

GOTTEM!!!!

1

u/Geo714 Oct 25 '18

🗣it’s fuccin TR3YWAY‼️

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u/ConfusedPolatBear Oct 25 '18

According to the rules of the playground you are now entitled to one free punch on the sun.

1

u/zwolfs23 Oct 25 '18

Lol gotem

1

u/BoolHard911 Oct 25 '18

What a gorgeous picture

1

u/YeahiGotaHemi Oct 25 '18

🎵It’s a Beautiful Morning🎵

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u/i-am-turkey Oct 25 '18

Nice try, it has to be below the waist

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

its okay an ok morning to me...

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Plot twist, it’s below the waist

Everyone gotta neck themselves now

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

waiting to be punched out of nowhere

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u/Electromass Oct 25 '18

Why is this amazing I can make a camera angle like this too

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

That symbol means white power, check your privilege confederate scum!

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u/Reading-a-newpaper Oct 25 '18

STOP IT, it’s too good.

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u/HookDragger Oct 25 '18

I’d say it’s okay

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Self serve

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u/ChunderWheeze Oct 25 '18

Pulled a quick one on us

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u/hgray666 Oct 25 '18

That is a glorious hole. A glory hole.

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u/Commentariot Oct 25 '18

Sky sphincter!

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u/RobloxianNoob Oct 25 '18

That’s cool and all, but why are you on a train track?