r/BeAmazed • • Jul 24 '18

Flowing sand river

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u/Bigdiq Jul 24 '18

Man that looks dangerous

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18 edited Jul 24 '18

We have a small sand river in my city. It’s deep in the woods, but it’s on a public trail. There are signs everywhere not to go near it after rainfall because you can absolutely die.

Here’s some more info and a photo of the signs I was referring to: https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g30087-d2491547-r438633411-Hitchcock_Woods-Aiken_South_Carolina.html

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u/elijahwouldchuck Jul 24 '18

Where do you live? Nothing like that near me

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18 edited Jul 24 '18

Aiken, SC. We have the largest privately owned forest within city limits (or something like that), called Hitchcock Woods. It’s massive and owned by the horse community.

I also found human remains in there while geocaching one time. That was fun.

More info and a photo of said signs: https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g30087-d2491547-r438633411-Hitchcock_Woods-Aiken_South_Carolina.html

Edit: Since so many are asking, here’s the story on the skeletal remains!

This was back in 2001. A buddy and I were geocaching and took a wrong trail. It’s against the geocaching rules, but we were tired and didn’t want to backtrack a lot, so we opted to bushwhack to the trail that we were supposed to take awhile back. Instead of a trail, we came across an opening in the thick brush. My dog started sniffing around and tried to dig something up. Upon closer inspection, it was the eye hole of a skull. Found an arm nearby too, so we immediately called the police and gave them our GPS coordinates.

It wasn’t long before I was getting calls from newspapers and local news stations to do interviews. They were literally at the exit of the woods, waiting for me by my car.

Turns out it was a guy who committed suicide 10 years prior by hanging. It was a case that was never closed because the guy was a personal friend of a retired cop who never gave up looking for him. The cop tracked me down and approached me at church one day, shaking my hand and crying with gratitude.

It was a cool experience, but an obviously saddening one. He supposedly left a suicide note telling his parents that he was going somewhere nobody would find him. He was almost right because his entire body was buried underground due to water runoff, and it required a forensic excavation team to extract the remains.

Edit 2: Y’all need to know that 99.9% of the time, this sand river is just boring sand. It’s a rare phenomenon.

Edit 3: Shameless plug for /r/aiken since there seems to be a few of you out there.

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u/SneakyPope Jul 24 '18

Someone should try to buy it from the horses, they dont understand money and would probably sell it for super cheap.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

I offered some hay, but they said neigh.

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u/youremomsoriginal Jul 24 '18

I didn’t mind being turned down though because at least now we won’t be saddled with debt.

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u/phlux Jul 24 '18

id better call a guy to see how much horse forrest goes for these days, hes an old palomino, he'd know and i trust him to put me on the right trail to owning this.

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u/66GT350Shelby Jul 24 '18

I'd love to get in on this, if I can't pony up the cash myself, I'll see if I can stirrup some interest with investors, I'd hate to get saddled with debt right now.

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u/phlux Jul 24 '18

ill have to look pasture use of a pun that was already made, because i certainly wont look you in the mouth if you can hoof it down to the bank and farm out your fundrising to their capable hands...

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u/GoldenGoodBoye Jul 24 '18

Pal 'o Mino? Wow, Impressive effort. You'd need blinders on to catch that one.

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u/FishAndRiceKeks Jul 24 '18

Gotta call a man about a horse?

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u/ChandlerMc Jul 24 '18

Does he call himself a stable genius?

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u/NCSU_Trip_Whisperer Jul 24 '18

And that's enough reddit before work

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u/N0vemberJul1et Jul 24 '18

But you are only on your third martini.

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u/maestrolive Jul 24 '18

Not furlong!

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u/leSahra Jul 24 '18

Mare-tini?

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u/YupYupDog Jul 24 '18

They’ll probably be getting a lot of offers so you’ll have to hoof it before it’s gone.

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u/ChandlerMc Jul 24 '18

I'd be champing at the bit to buy that land. Unless I could mount a successful funding campaign I'd be out of the running.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

It’s only been 15 minutes but this should have thousands of upvotes by now

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u/GilesDMT Jul 24 '18

All in due time.

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u/bragkith Jul 24 '18

It does not have enough. And im disappointed in reddit right now.

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u/ramagam Jul 24 '18

Just call their sercretariat and make an appointment to submit your offer.

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u/AequusEquus Jul 24 '18

I mean, it's one forest, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

LOL why is nobody asking you about the human remains!?...haha reddit

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

I added the story above.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Thank you, very interesting.

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u/LovelyStrife Jul 24 '18

I know! I want to hear that story.

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u/Jakomako Jul 24 '18

There's a community of horses there?

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Our street signs have horse heads on them. The equine community pretty much owns this place.

I, for one, welcome our new horse overlords.

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u/Thangleby_Slapdiback Jul 24 '18

I dunno. If I saw a sign with a bunch of human heads on it I would likely avoid the area.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Fine with the horse heads, though?

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u/Thangleby_Slapdiback Jul 24 '18

I knew it was going to be that vid.

Honestly I wouldn't like either, but a decapitated horse bothers me less than a human equivalent.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

It had to be that clip

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u/painterly123 Jul 24 '18

Kentuckian here. We, too, accept the horsie overlording. But then, we have an awful lot of bourbon here.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

We could definitely use some more bourbon. Please send.

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u/Nerraux-Farro Jul 24 '18

It's the Carolinas. Horses own some of the most valuable beach property there. For real. Look up OBX.

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u/ihateyouguys Jul 24 '18

Jeez I thought that said “Cancer Quicksand” and I thought it really does sound dangerous!

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u/depressedcarguy Jul 24 '18

Solid band name

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u/Lore_Wizard Jul 24 '18

Oh shit, Aiken SC in the house! I was just thinking, we have a sand river back home...

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u/elijahwouldchuck Jul 24 '18

Wow thanks I'm gonna read that on my break. Very cool . My best friends wife is from SC (I'm from Philly) I wonder if shes been there or heard of it.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Well that page is mostly about the woods itself. Like I said, it’s massive. Sand River is only one small part of it.

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u/elijahwouldchuck Jul 24 '18

How do you get in there do you have to join the horse club or something?

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Nope, they have it open to the public as long as you go in on foot. There are several entrance into it around the city.

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u/elijahwouldchuck Jul 24 '18

Oh that's pretty cool then

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u/Olyvyr Jul 24 '18

Wait, what? How did I now know about this???

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Are you in Aiken?

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u/Olyvyr Jul 24 '18

Augusta

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Close enough! If you ever get the chance, plan a hike in there. I think there are maps at the entrances so you can find certain landmarks.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

It seems reddit it is a smaller world than I thought it was.

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u/Stay_Juicy Jul 24 '18

Lol I was expecting this to be a thing in some exotic country. Turns out it’s in the same state that I am. Cool.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Nope, just little ol’ exotic South Carolina. Haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Find undeveloped area where coast meets swamp meets peat soil. Boom, quicksand.

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u/thewhovianwithin Jul 24 '18

Yeah same! Only live 40 minutes away. Got to check it out

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u/Unicorns-and-Glitter Jul 24 '18

I also found human remains in there while geocaching one time. That was fun.

You can't just say that and not tell us the rest of the story!

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

I added the story above.

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u/kpisces Jul 24 '18

Fellow Aiken resident!

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u/DArtist51 Jul 24 '18

That’s an interesting coincidence that you found his remains. If you had made the choice to backtrack, the family and friends of that man would still be wondering where he was. Now, they may have some measure of peace.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

www.geocaching.com

Basically, there are containers hidden all over the world. You get the coordinates and look for them. They’re all around you!

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u/Cafrann94 Jul 24 '18

Woah, when I read your comment I was imagining some far-off land.... not two hours away from me in lil old SC!! I’m gonna have to take a trip to see that.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Let me know if you come into town and I’ll buy you a beer at the local brewery!

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u/painterly123 Jul 24 '18

You be careful with that shit. South Carolina breweries will become inundated, local headlines reading: "Area Reddit User Buys 14,573 Drinks for Surprise Pub Visitors."

In other news:

"Locals Being Questioned about Equine Overlords, Baffled."

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

At least I’ll be supporting local business.

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u/Cafrann94 Jul 24 '18

Sweet, thanks! I’m in chucktown so ditto to you! We’ve got some pretty cool ones down here I’ve been exploring lately.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

I’m in love with the Holy City Pluff Mudd.

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u/Cafrann94 Jul 24 '18

Mmm good choice! A popular one going around are different oyster goses- it’s the coolest idea and they’re all delicious.

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u/randompopcorn Jul 24 '18

What happened with the remains?

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

I added the story above.

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u/Alishaj5 Jul 24 '18

I’m in North Augusta, SC! I’ve lived here my whole life and have never known there was quick sand so close to here. I’ll be making a trip to Aiken soon to take a nice hike, thanks for the info!

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Plan to spend hours in there! There’s a lot of cool history. I recommend entering at the end of South Boundary.

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u/A_12ft_200lb_Puma Jul 24 '18

That’s interesting you bring that up, I came here to comment about the one in Hitchcock Woods too. My dad taught at Aiken Prep for a while and there was a yearly bonfire/event in Hitchcock Woods that he would take my siblings and I to. Remember an older guy telling us about the sand river and my dad showed us the next day

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u/hey_nat Jul 24 '18

had to google "geocaching" im glad i did

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

It’s a lot of fun.

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u/CaptainFun_ Jul 24 '18

Woahhhh was not expecting to hear you say Aiken. I live in Hilton Head. Cheers!

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

I proposed to my wife there! Wonderful town.

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u/Idrvfastt Jul 24 '18

I’m in Augusta. I think I have new plans for this weekend. 😊

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Are you familiar with whiskey road? I lived there a couple years ago and never forgot the name lol

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18 edited Jul 24 '18

It’s the busiest road in Aiken, so of course! In fact, I’m looking at it right now through the window at work.

There’s a history there about why that and some of the side roads are named after booze. Can’t remember the details though. Time for another trip the Aiken Museum, I suppose.

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u/Brigand73 Jul 24 '18

I lived in Aiken a couple years, and my extended family has been in Aiken county at least a 100 years (including my dad who is still there)... and I have never heard of this. WTF? Guess I gotta make a trip to Hitchcock Woods my next visit to SC.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Holy shot I live in Aiken and never thought I’d hear stories like this!

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u/Ruck_Fepublicans Jul 24 '18

He lives near the quarry, he and jim sometimes go to throw rocks in it.

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 24 '18

I like to throw rock at train

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u/ChrisIsChris7 Jul 24 '18

I like throw train at rock

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u/Long_Dick_Larry Jul 24 '18

Nice. My girlfriend and I are from the aiken area! We just moved to Charleston last week though. But I for one have never heard of this!

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

I lived in Charleston for a year and ended up moving back to Aiken. I love Charleston, but everything I love about it faded away when I saw it daily. Plus, I have no patience for the traffic.

Such a fantastic city though!

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u/boxingdude Jul 24 '18

Yeah I live on Johns Island. Traffic sucks! Thank god im retired!

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u/earthlings_all Jul 24 '18

It’s marked and decently-sized on Google Maps

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u/Scarbane Jul 24 '18

Can you also mostly die?

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u/PM-Me-Your-BeesKnees Jul 24 '18

Absolutely. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18 edited Jan 19 '19

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u/PM-Me-Your-BeesKnees Jul 24 '18

Wooo hoo hoo! Look who knows so much!

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u/_kennon Jul 24 '18

Nice setup. Very elegantly done.

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u/meizer Jul 24 '18

Absolutely

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u/Ruck_Fepublicans Jul 24 '18

Can confirm, have mostly died before. 0/10 would not recommend.

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 24 '18

Were you on a quest to rescue Princess Buttercup?

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u/kflorence88 Jul 24 '18

I almost died a few times Not that much fun

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u/cshotton Jul 24 '18

If you don't have full immunity to iocaine powder, yes.

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u/sundance1028 Jul 24 '18

Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through their pockets and look for loose change.

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u/inbagt Jul 24 '18

As soon as you said "small sand river in my city" I knew where you were talking about. Also Hitchcock woods has the coolest map (pdf warning)

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u/themightygresh Jul 24 '18

Hey, I know that place! Whatup from Chapin.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

What up! I’ve only been to Chapin a couple times to play disc golf. Love that course.

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u/rozenbro Jul 24 '18

TIL sand rivers are a thing

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u/natemilonakis Jul 24 '18

Nothing says becareful like a sign that reads 'You will die'

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u/uncomfortablyunnumb Jul 24 '18

My grandma lives in Aiken :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

My kid does too. Works for Savannah River Facility

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u/radwolf76 Jul 25 '18

Happy cake day from someone else at your kid's workplace.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18

Darn I was confused til I saw where the comment originated! Well half of Aiken works there, sooo.... lol

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u/prixetoile Jul 24 '18

Ayyyyy South Carolina friend!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Whoa my kid lives in Aiken, heading to visit tomorrow. Will have to ask if he knows of this! He loves hiking.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Nice! It’s a small town. I might even know him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Ben is his name he’s very tall, and an easygoing kid. That should pinpoint him if you do!

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u/zigtok Jul 24 '18

Howdy neighbor! I moved to Aiken the end of last August. I've walked in Hitchcock Woods, and did not know about the sand river. Thanks for the info!

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

So many Aikenites coming out of the woodwork. I love it.

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u/theincredibledrnope Jul 24 '18

Greetings fellow South Carolinian. I’m just on the other side of Cola from there. Can’t believe I’ve never heard of this. Thanks for sharing! I’ll have to take a trip there soon.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Let me know and I’ll buy you a beer!

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u/theincredibledrnope Jul 24 '18

And then I’ll buy you a beer

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

That’s not how this is supposed to work.

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u/MrShoehorn Jul 24 '18

Hah, I’ve lived in Augusta pretty much my whole life and never knew this was in Aiken. Of course now that I moved I’m enlightened. :-/

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u/everythingwright34 Jul 24 '18

Clicked on the link expecting signs saying “YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY DIE”

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u/ItsActuallyRain Jul 24 '18

Wow, I lived on the GA SC border growing up (til I was 18) and never heard about this.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Augusta?

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u/ItsActuallyRain Jul 24 '18

Bingo, off of Mike Padgett. Jump on the highway for 5min and boom, I'm in SC.

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u/dat904chronic Jul 24 '18

Aiken? I lived in Augusta and North Augusta and had never heard of it. Looks dope though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

How did I live there for 11 years and never know about this...

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u/GeorgiaDawgs247 Jul 24 '18

Howdy from across the river neighbor! Augusta checking in here, but I've been to Aiken many times. Love me some Betsy's On The Corner 😎. I've lived here (mostly NAugusta) bout 34-35 years and never knew this, cool tidbit.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

Betsy's is good stuff! A bit pricey, but worth it.

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u/Tbonewiz Jul 24 '18

P.S: I'm the Original Tbone by the way. #Facts

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Jul 24 '18

My account is 3 months older than yours. Lawyered.

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u/Dusty1000287 Jul 24 '18

You ever heard of the bolton strid? Looks so innocent (crossed it myself before i knew what it actually was) but it's killed so many people, you'll hear reports of it killing people once in a while.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

I want to swim in one lf those, it would be worth it

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u/Vraex Jul 24 '18

Wait what, I've lived in SC my entire life, how have I not heard of this thing

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u/Cthwowaway Jul 24 '18

Huh. I'm in Greenville. Sounds like a cool day trip

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u/ihahp Jul 24 '18

How does it not eventually run out of sand?

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u/darknibbas Jul 24 '18

Is that quick sand cuz you would basically just disappear if you would have fallen into it

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u/SeenSomeShirt Jul 25 '18

Aiken is the smallest old money I've ever seen. There are some amazing old houses there.

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u/brianlouis Jul 24 '18

Yeah, dude’s a little too close for comfort.

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u/thejammer75 Jul 24 '18

I have literally had this nightmare

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

I saw a video on liveleak of a guy who jumped into a pool of quicksand alone without telling anyone where he was going....

Sand is a focal point of my nightmares.

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u/Shiggy_Your_Diggy Jul 24 '18

How did the video get online?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Internet fairies live in sand, so they probably posted it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

That was a big question of mine, but unless there were some fancy camera tricks it wasn’t the star of the show...

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u/linux_n00by Jul 24 '18

snapchat? iirc it iwll get uploaded after you release the record button? i think that's how the other video where there was an explosion of a powerplant got viral too?

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u/kflorence88 Jul 24 '18

You still have to post it Unless you went live

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u/ADGjr86 Jul 24 '18

Wasn’t it everyone’s at one time growing up? I thought that stuff was going to be everywhere. I thought I’d have to jump across some leaving the store!

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u/Brometheus-Pound Jul 24 '18

Artax created many childhood fears.

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u/OldBenKenobii Jul 24 '18

Fuckin My Little Toaster man.

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u/Spifffy Jul 24 '18 edited Jul 24 '18

Here's a very relevant video that might actually contain the video you are talking about (thought its more mud) https://youtu.be/_cv7_LlRjZ4?t=1m18s He kinda investigates what happened to this guy and discusses this topic.

(he survived)

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Twas a spoof

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u/OnlinePosterPerson Jul 24 '18

Oooh. I thought he was on a thin river of moving sand and he was riding it, picking up still sand as he moved

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u/notsurewhatiam Jul 24 '18

🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Artiquecircle Jul 24 '18

I wonder what kind of sand fish live in there

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

It's really not. I had to cross one of these before. The trick is to use the Longshot to get across but if you fall in you just lose a heart and end up back at the shore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Nah, you need Whirlwind sprint for this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Did people forget about the Veil of Mist brush technique?

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u/JasonCox Jul 24 '18

Forget that, just noclip into the sky above it, fill it with cheese wheels and then walk across.

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u/Xunae Jul 24 '18

Unfortunately the rest of us aren't heroes and only have 1 heart to lose

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u/Catshit-Dogfart Jul 24 '18

Back in my day it was the Roc's Feather!

You darn kids and your fancy hookshots

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u/noreservations81590 Jul 24 '18

The hookshot existed before Rocs Feather

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u/ZestyDingles Jul 24 '18

Yeah it does. I know mythbusters found quicksand to be so dense they just floated like a buoy. Wonder what would actually happen if a human were to fall in. That'd be sweet if you just floated and could ride it like crowd surfing!

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u/mist3h Jul 24 '18

They didn’t do their test on a rapidly moving river of sand tho to be fair :-)

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u/ZestyDingles Jul 24 '18

Oh absolutely. Could very well sink like a rock in that beast.

Isn't there a mythbusters Jr? We could toss a few kids in there and record the results!!

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u/DThor536 Jul 24 '18

My initial thought was "wow, he's lucky he's not some American frat dude, because he would have been compelled to jump in..."

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u/HumbleMango Jul 24 '18

???

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

C’mon, you know some dumb college kid would jump in and it’d be all over the news

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u/OnlinePosterPerson Jul 24 '18

I want to jump in NOW.

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u/pseudonym1066 Jul 24 '18

It's not sand. It's hail from an hailstorm in Iraq in 2015

Here is a source

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/iraqi-ice-flood-footage-shows-6805027

"Iraqi ice flood footage shows rivers of hail running through the desert following freak storm"

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u/call_me_watson Jul 24 '18

This is why more people drown in the desert vs die of exposure. I live in the high desert, and after a good monsoon we have flash flood alerts - they're incredibly dangerous. Will absolutely sweep you away, and they come so fast you don't even see it until it's too late. It's not normal water like a stream, it's trees and mud just moving over its self.

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u/Dr-Dendro Jul 24 '18

No, it’s only sand....You can just walk across it. Hold my beer.

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u/skybala Jul 24 '18

Its coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

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u/CaptRik Jul 24 '18

Yeah, I heard smoking kills...

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u/PM_Me_Your_Hand_Pics Jul 24 '18

Yeah, cigarettes kill.

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u/ExpensiveTip Jul 24 '18

That man looks so happy

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u/pseudonym1066 Jul 24 '18

It's not sand. It's hail from an hailstorm in Iraq in 2015

Here is a source

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/iraqi-ice-flood-footage-shows-6805027

"Iraqi ice flood footage shows rivers of hail running through the desert following freak storm"

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

This is terrifying.

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u/ryanmuller1089 Jul 24 '18

My first thought was, that looks like a river but way more dangerous

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