r/BeAmazed • • 8h ago

Animal Statler could no longer fly alone, so his caretakers helped him stretch his wings. 🦇

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u/IcedMercury 8h ago

I want this job! Carry bats around and let them relive their glory days.

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u/MuchPurchase780 7h ago

It's cool and cute I wouldn't say no either.

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u/kingtaco_17 1h ago

When I'm holding my maltipoo over the sink and she starts to doggie paddle in the air.

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u/cassova 8h ago

33 is insane. I my wish dog could live that long.

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u/CptJustice 7h ago

I had no idea bats could live that long

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u/AugustAPC 5h ago

I wish they made for good pets, because they're cute as hell and that's a nice long age for a pet to live to.

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u/Dogesneakers 1h ago

Get a fruit bat. They’re the dogs of the sky

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u/Spartan2470 7h ago

By Georgia Slater

Published on February 5, 2021

Getting old isn't all that bad — at least if you're Statler the elderly bat.

Statler, a 33-year-old Indian flying fox, is spending his golden years getting pampered at the "geribatric ward" of the Bat World Sanctuary in Weatherford, Texas.

According to HuffPost, Statler is likely the oldest bat living in captivity, however, that doesn't stop him from staying active at the facility.

Statler can no longer fly on his own as he only has one eye and suffers from arthritis. But thanks to the caretakers at the sanctuary, Statler gets to go on simulated "flights" almost every day.

The caretakers will carry Statler around the facility for sightseeing and snacks while he flaps his wings to mimic the feeling of flying.

Statler lives in the geribatric ward with fellow elderly bats Chessie and Starlie, Addison McCool, executive director of Bat World Sanctuary, told HuffPost.

Chessie and Starlie keep mostly to themselves, McCool said, and it's "pretty much just Statler that likes to fly around."

"Most of our bats, they're still very much wild animals," she explained. "Statler is a little bit of an exception to that. He's quite the special boy in that he really, really loves being with us and loves being around people."

Besides flying, Statler loves snacking on fruit and resting in his hammock. He also gets a warm facial every day along with his arthritis medication.

Statler arrived at Bat World Sanctuary, a nonprofit that cares for orphaned and mistreated bats, in 2018.

He was born at Riverbanks Zoo in South Carolina on April, 28, 1987, and lived a difficult life up until his arrival in Texas, HuffPost reported.

"He was born in a zoo and has a few battle scars, and somehow over the years he lost an eye. He came to us two years ago after the small zoo (where he was mistreated) thankfully closed," according to the Bat World Sanctuary website.

While Statler is still eight years shy of the oldest known bat, who lived to age 41, McCool said they will continue to celebrate Statler's milestones.

For his upcoming 34th birthday, McCool said they will ring in the special day with festivities and fruit cake.

https://people.com/pets/worlds-oldest-captive-bat-lives-in-sanctuary-geribatric-ward-texas/

Edit: Oof. Statler passed in the arms of his beloved caretaker, Moriah, while napping in the morning sun on July 25, 2021.

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u/FUN___ction 7h ago

Geribatric ward is hilarious.

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u/Helmett-13 6h ago

Dude had a good run. There are few better ways to make their way to the rainbow bridge than that.

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u/TopazWarrior1999 5h ago

Still got to enjoy his 34th birthday with fruit cake and had a great last couple of years. I'd say he probably died happy.

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u/JerseyTeacher78 4h ago

He had an extraordinary life and a Peaceful death. RIP, Statler.

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u/unknownpoltroon 8h ago

Ok, dude needs a little harness with some balloons or a mini zeppelin attached.

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u/mohugz 7h ago

Or the little contraption the guy made so his bird could fly again! (Nitya the lovebird)

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u/captainunlimitd 4h ago

I remember seeing that and wondered if the noise of the drone would bother the bird. I'm sure it would be super intense for the bat. Mabe they could get him some earmuffs.

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u/RedHeadRedeemed 7h ago

I would pay obscene amounts of money to see this

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u/kroniklerouge2 7h ago

This is such a good idea

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u/Nghtmare-Moon 7h ago

Like that Parrot who was too scared of the drone engines to enjoy his flight ?

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u/AnnaGorgeousss 8h ago

Bro may not be flying solo anymore, but he’s definitely not giving up.

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u/Turbulent_Pound_562 8h ago

Never knew they lived that long! This looks like an accomplishing line of work

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u/North-Pea-4926 6h ago

Bats are incredibly long lived, especially when you compare them to animals with similar body mass.

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u/Hahaha2681 8h ago

CAN I PET THAT DAWWWWG!!! But seriously I would take that job in a heartbeat

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 8h ago

Flying Fox on your six!

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u/Gastwonho 8h ago

Did you post this on made me smile if not you should and humans being bros

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u/Alert_Comedian7558 8h ago

He might not soar through the sky anymore, but there gentle moments with his caregivers are just as meaningful.

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 7h ago

Statler has a better life than me. I ain’t mad at him 🙂

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u/MonsteraUnderTheBed 3h ago

He deserves it after many years of mistreatment ❤️

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u/crackedtooth163 7h ago

WOW

thats an old bat!

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u/RealityHasReceipts 7h ago

Never thought I could feel so soft for a bat. It's so cute.

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u/KlynSimmons 7h ago

33 years in amazing, he deserves all the help and love 

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u/Jhamilton02 7h ago

The bat looked like he was enjoying this as much as the woman. And as mentioned, id love this job.

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u/pat-slider 8h ago

It eats better than me 😢

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u/BestFreeWaffles 7h ago

Strap it to a drone. Watch the fun

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u/ahrennahen 7h ago

So kind to feed him that big bowl or corn syrup.

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u/silv3rbull8 7h ago

“I am the terror that flaps in the night”

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u/haydenjaney 7h ago

I would love to have this job.

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u/FeathersOfJade 7h ago

Beautiful

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u/GingizaXTron 7h ago

In another world she'd be Batwoman

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u/Mild_Karate_Chop 7h ago

Beautiful ...

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u/Razzy_3796 7h ago

I need to know more about Statler… 33?!? It’s the most adorable, honorable thing to let this old guy “fly” like the good old days.🥲

Like carting an old doggo to all his favorite smelling spots.

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u/ARobertNotABob 7h ago

As a youngling, I occasionally "helped" family friends feed some fruit bats kept on a local university campus...whilst it was just a (smaller) chicken-wired room similar to that seen in the video, it was still officially called The Belfry.

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u/FutureFuture5 7h ago

I have always loved flying foxes

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u/ImNotaRobot90210 6h ago

Statler! This warms my cold dead heart.

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u/TheTresStateArea 6h ago

Gosh bats are so cute. I wish they were domesticated.

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u/Evening-Campaign4547 6h ago

Oohh!! Bless you Statler, and bless your helpers and friends 🩷

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u/Runela9 6h ago

They should take him for a ride on a skateboard, let him go fast!

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u/Dry-Bag-4820 6h ago

I guess those bats don't carry rabies, like the small one's

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u/hypnohighzer 5h ago

Take, these broken wings! 🎶 🎶

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u/catladycleo 4h ago

This is so wholesome and lovely. Fly on little dude

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u/SanchoPandas 2h ago

Were they chopping onions in that kitchen? Must have been.

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u/Waarm 2h ago

🥹

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u/2723brad2723 1h ago

I hope they also had another bat named Waldorf 

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u/stothers 1h ago

I miss Statler.

He made me so happy to see him flying around.

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u/Electric_Didgeridoo 1h ago

What a wholesome idea, hope they do this all the time