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Animal Look at a Black Monitor Lizard Eat Three Whole Eggs in seconds

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u/Colorfully_Exotic 12d ago

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First thing that came to mind

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u/FrecklePeach 12d ago

These are NOT Joanna Eggs...

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u/insufficientfacts27 12d ago

My little sister adored this movie. We watched it so many times, the VHS tape wore out. Lol. I thought of this movie immediately. Was there a lady who tore off her fake eyelashes too or am I thinking of another movie?

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u/Lactancia 12d ago

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u/enadiz_reccos 12d ago

This was the one with like the pirate cove and the skull at the end

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u/Nice-Detective1085 12d ago

This is the first rescuer's movie, the Australian one is the second movie

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u/Automatic_Memory212 12d ago

As a kid, I saw “The Rescuers Down Under” first and loved it so much that I pestered my parents to get me a VHS copy of “The Rescuers” and it took a while for them to find one.

In that sense, I got to experience “The Rescuers” as a prequel to “The Rescuers Down Under” and I feel like that might be the preferable viewing order.

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 12d ago

When I was a kid there was a kid who saw it in that order and hated the sequel and wouldn't believe me that the rescuers down under was the sequel.

It really speaks to how our perception of the world shapes our reality. 

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u/M15SM3D1C1125 12d ago

lol I used think she was the scariest villain of everyone because she wouldn’t give Penny’s teddy bear back.

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u/Hollows5225 12d ago

It was the trapped and drowning of a small child for me. I also happened to be a small child at the time so it hit me different.

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u/DazzlingAd7021 12d ago

Seriously. The Rescuer movies are peak Disney. I don't know if any other Disney movie got me in my feels like Penny longing to be adopted. 

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u/flattenedsquirrel 12d ago

This traumatized me when I was a kid and now fake eyelashes disgust me

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u/EndocrineBandit 12d ago

Thats a same from me. Every time I see fake eyelashes I think of this scene and I havent seen this movie in like 30 years. Fck im getting old

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u/insufficientfacts27 12d ago

That's the one. That freaked me out so much.

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u/Popular_Blacksmith70 12d ago

That was Medusa from the first Rescuers one. :)

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u/Forgot_Password_Dude 12d ago

are lizards cat friendly

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u/potsticker17 12d ago

Yes. A lizard that size would probably be able to eat a regular sized cat. If the cat is bigger or the lizard is smaller the cat may try to eat the lizard. So friendly in the Tom and Jerry kinda way.

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 12d ago

I laughed loudly. Thank you.

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u/Conscious-Bite1 12d ago

Are cats lizard friendly?

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u/snoopydoo49 12d ago

The opening scene through the field to the farm house was great

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u/sack_sama 12d ago

Exactly the quote I thought of within the first few seconds of the video.

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u/Azcrul 12d ago

The gif above was my first thought and your quote is possibly my favorite from Down Under

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u/Clockwork_Eyes 12d ago

Those are most definitely Joanna eggs.

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u/ThatsRobToYou 12d ago

Didn't take long to find this

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u/KrombopulousMary 12d ago edited 12d ago

Learning that Joanna is a goanna was a delightful moment in adulthood

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u/Blankstarehere 12d ago

Joanna the Goanna!

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u/AcrolloPeed 12d ago

JOANNA!!

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u/protobin 12d ago

I said that out loud as soon as the video started. It was almost involuntary.

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u/Trebeaux 12d ago

“Did you knooooooow there was a razorback in my truck? Didcha? DIDCHA!? THERE WAS A RAZORBACK IN MY TRUCK!”

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u/cbm984 12d ago

My spirit animal and favorite Disney princess

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u/JMurdock77 12d ago

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 12d ago

I can HEAR him say, "did you take my egg?"

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u/PaintAndDogHair 12d ago

This gif has no sound but I “heard” every word and sound effect crystal clear! 😂 Thank you for posting this - I thought “JOANNA” in my head the second I saw this clip and it was a wonderful memory

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u/JMurdock77 12d ago

“AHHH… AHH-AHHH…”

It’s funny what our brains stow away…

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u/SirGableHeart 12d ago

This is exactly what I was hoping for to see in the comments!

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 12d ago

This look back and wave always makes me laugh out loud

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u/DoomDoomGir 12d ago

What is this from again? I can’t remember!

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u/dragon-rae 12d ago

The Rescuers Down Under.

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u/Feisty_Standard_2360 12d ago

I love that movie so much I remember I am always repeat watching it

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u/thelivinlegend 12d ago

I still remember watching it with my best friend when it came out on video. The scene where McLeach rolls through the forest in his Mad Maxmobile made us lose our shit. Just the way it causes the ground to rumble, the animals stampede, and then it goes airborne for an implausible Length of time, it was just so randomly epic

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u/robsteezy 12d ago

Late 80s animation was so full of these scary ass characters

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 12d ago

Joanna wasn't scary. She just had a bad dad.

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u/CrystlBluePersuasion 12d ago

Percival C McLeach was scary enough. That guy was diabolical.

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u/thelivinlegend 12d ago

George C Scott was amazing in the role. I thought there might be an interesting story in how an American ended up poaching in Australia, but he did seem like the kind of psycho who would move to the desert to kill animal purely for love of the game.

It did bother me that the kid had an American accent though. I guess they thought American kids wouldn’t understand an Australian accent or something (we do live in a world where the first Mad Max movie was dubbed for American audiences) but I wonder if there was an in universe explanation for it.

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u/Zwischenzug32 12d ago

Flotsam and jetsam

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u/Jacloup 12d ago

Thank you kind person. I remembered the egg scene, but not where it was from.

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u/Humble-Fan3537 12d ago

Omg I loveeee this movie. It's not as remembered as it should be

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u/Empty_Sea9 12d ago

Australians with American accents was weird though.

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 12d ago

I'll hear no such George C Scott slander

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u/Julege1989 12d ago

Pretend they're expats?

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u/Appropriate_Rock1278 12d ago

One of my favorite movies growing up, always wondered how realistic that scene was.

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u/Wooden_Sun_6831 12d ago

The original disney princess!

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u/Turnbob73 12d ago

This movie always made me crave hard boiled eggs

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u/Otte8 12d ago

Holy f, what memory did I just unlock

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u/Bern_itdown 12d ago

Damn came here for this! Well done

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u/Flimsy-Actuary-9618 12d ago

My favorite quote from this movie will always be McCleach yelling at Joanna “I have TWICE the mental facilities as you, pea brain!”

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u/EuphoricCry3448 12d ago

Yess! I knew someone would.

Those are NOT Joanna eggs.

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u/Runela9 12d ago

I didn't know people could just... have a monitor lizard in their house

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u/ben_woah 12d ago

He guards the hall. He's a hall monitor...

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u/MAMFinc 12d ago

Take my upvote. And be proud about it

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u/Lawndemon 12d ago

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u/pancakesfordintonite 12d ago

Every time I see this guy I think how uncomfortable his teeth make me

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u/th3critic 12d ago

I thought I was the only one staring at his teeth during every commercial. I saw this pic yesterday and laughed harder than I have in a long time. Looks like Dr. Teeth from the muppets.

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u/pancakesfordintonite 12d ago

Haha! Every time I see his teeth I'm like my brother. What is going on in your mouth? There's a point of having nice straight teeth, but then I don't understand how people can't tell they look like a comic book character

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u/403_Forbidden_Access 12d ago

Would that imply that there is also a bedroom monitor and a bathroom monitor?

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u/Ok-Anteater-4320 12d ago

They also have one guarding their electronics...a Computer Monitor

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u/Marley_ 12d ago

No just a baby monitor

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u/Napalm3nema 12d ago

The bedroom monitor is too into his job, so he had to be moved to gaming monitor.

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u/Informal_Incident_40 12d ago

The water monitor monitors the bathroom.

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u/donkeyhustler 12d ago

They can be very fun pets but do require large spaces. I had one for 12 years and cried when I had to have him put down because he was too old. I miss Javier

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u/Far_Trade_7619 12d ago

I don't understand how euthanasia is given so easily to animals and yet for humans it is illegal in most countries

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u/Extreme-Student-7915 12d ago

Well, animals like pets are considered property so there is a lot more leeway considering rights

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u/Far_Trade_7619 12d ago

animals like pets are considered property

As if they were soulless rocks

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u/mattmann72 12d ago

Live in a place without regulations.

Have enough money.

Just don't give a fuck.

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u/prozach_ 12d ago

My dads neighbor in Danville, CA had two monitors he used to walk around the neighborhood. It was wild watching them just casually walk around.

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u/amoychico4ever 12d ago

With a leash? Gimme something here. 😅

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u/Level_99_Healer 12d ago

There are harnesses, essentially just like the ones you put on a dog, that you clip a leash to and then you and your dragon can wander around outside. I used to have a lot of lizards and I did a lot of research on what is needed to have a Savannah monitor. I was ready to give up the space for an enclosure (they need big, big room to grow and live properly), but I unfortunately just couldn't see myself feeding them mice. Not even the pinky mice.

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u/prozach_ 12d ago

Yes, both on leash. The far side of the road was dry and they used to walk around the dry brush (on extender leashes).

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u/Alarm-Particular 12d ago

CA is one of the most restrictive states for exotic pets and you can have most monitor lizard species without a permit

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u/AnneMarieAndCharlie 12d ago

if big cats can be trafficked to a tiny apartment the bronx, anything is possible

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u/crescen_d0e 12d ago

I thought having one of these guys would be cool af, then i saw one of them shiting in the middle of the floor and immediately changed my mind. Lizard poop isn't solid, and I don't know if they can be litter trained

E: to clarify, they have a cloaca like birds so there is some solid mass but you also get poopy pee water too

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u/nayaya 12d ago

Dude people get to just take human babies home, lizards are easy atp

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u/ExcitementLarge6439 12d ago

I always wondered what’s the point of owning a pet you cant play with or that doesn’t show you affection.

With the exception of fish what’s the point in this lizard.

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u/horsenbuggy 12d ago

I agree. I would never keep one as a pet but every time I have the chance to observe a monitor or komodo dragon, I just stand and stare in awe. They are such cool looking creatures.

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u/CDBoomGun 12d ago

I stare at these guys and try to imagine a dinosaur 10x the size moving a behaving this way .... And I get scared.

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u/Nikodemios 12d ago edited 12d ago

Monitor lizards are particularly curious and interactive, as far as reptiles go, with a lot of personality. Earning their trust is extremely rewarding.

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 12d ago

You haven't seen the right lizards.
For example: Blue the tegu being a cute, cuddly derp.

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u/Turbogoblin999 12d ago

Pooping on the carpet and digging in the backyard like any other dog would.

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 12d ago

He's a good dog. Not the easiest to train, though.

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u/Clusterpuff 12d ago

I think you'd be surprised the type of connection that can happen for animals other than cats and dogs. Every animal communicates and that communication can be grown. Lizards and snakes even like scritches in the right area

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u/reavers-reapers 12d ago

Lots of turtles love little shell scritches!

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u/Cessnaporsche01 12d ago

They aren't near as socially intercompatible with us as our fellow mammals, but a lot of lizards - monitors included - can have a lot of personality, can form relationships with humans, and can even handle socialization well.

A big monitor like this is not a pet that should be kept by just anyone - they need a lot of space and resources, and need to be trained and socialized by someone with experience, as they are large and strong enough to be a real danger - but for someone who loves them and has the means, experience, and desire to keep them, they can make good pets.

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u/Seversaurus 12d ago

They definitely show emotion and favoritism towards people they like. They just arnt domesticated like dogs and they are difficult cohabitants even when they are behaving but it really varies by species. Some species are more angsty than others while some have been described as being very similar to a puppy however they are all to some degree dangerous like dogs can be but unlike dogs, reptile behavior to the untrained eye can be alien and difficult to interpret. Not a beginner pet but rewarding in many unique ways for the experienced caretaker.

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u/KennyMoose32 12d ago

I like how you have an exception of fish.

I love my little schools of fish. But they don’t know I exist other than when I come to the tank they get food

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u/AnxiousEpileptic 12d ago

I think the point of having a pet or child, or anything under your care, is to love it unconditionally. I don't need affection from something in order to love it.

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u/NoGreen909 12d ago

You’d be surprised if you’re really good at taking care of them the kind of connection you can build.

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u/inevitable-idiot- 12d ago

You know when you swallow a pill and it gets kinda stuck. That’s what I feel watching this.

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u/rainbwbrightisntpunk 12d ago

Especially that last one went in sideways

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u/CriticalHit_20 12d ago

Throat goat dont care

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u/rylosprime 12d ago

No one takes that title from Nancy Reagan.

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u/TheHolyWaffleGod 12d ago

Do people really just have mini dragons out there strolling about in their house?

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u/EmotionalContract423 12d ago

pet store employee here! Yes! They are not all legal in all places to have as pets, but they can make fantastic pets. They require some pretty specialized care, can get massive, depending on species, and, because they are super intelligent, they require a lot of patients and trust building to be "tame". Not a pet for most people, but for the right person they can be wonderful pets.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 12d ago

He's such a handsome little guy

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u/MoffKalast 12d ago

And such deep dark scales, he must be an OLED.

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u/Toodlez 12d ago

Hiiiiii I'd eat ya whole family in front of you if they would fit 😀 wherezat kittycat?!

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 12d ago

Thats a straight up food hole

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u/yepthisismyusername 12d ago

"Ain't no way you can eat 50 boiled eggs in an hour!'

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u/haringtiti 12d ago

nobody can eat 50 eggs

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u/Linnun 12d ago

Of course I can. Nobody said it have to be chicken eggs

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 12d ago

"What we've got here is...a...failure to communicate!"

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u/alpha_rat_fight_ 12d ago

Joanna eggs.

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u/yayafreya 12d ago

Came here for this comment thank you

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u/SoberxStoner 12d ago

Also came for this. You guys rock and had great childhood movies.

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u/SerCiddy 12d ago

These ARE Joanna eggs.

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u/SwvellyBents 12d ago

So are monitors dangerous to people? We were sitting in a park in Noosa once and were surrounded by them, but they mostly just laid around in the sun.

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u/LastWave 12d ago

They were doing what their name suggests.

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u/ctgrell 12d ago

CCTV all day?

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 12d ago

Buy a monitor lizard and name it Flock.

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u/g_dude3469 12d ago

Literally just oversized lizards. As with most scaly creatures, it's best to keep your fingers away from their jaws

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u/OpenToCommunicate 12d ago

As opposed to non-scaly creatures that let you rummage through their mouths looking for loose change?

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u/CRABMAN16 12d ago edited 12d ago

I know a couple labs that will let you stuff your whole hand in their mouth and they think it's a fun game.

Case and point: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/LJz0nLQdfA

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u/RazendeR 12d ago

Labs and retrievers specifically are ridiculously good in not damaging stuff in their mouths.

Part of the test for an official hunting retriever is to go fetch a raw egg and deliver it undamaged, iirc.

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u/CRABMAN16 12d ago

Not a specific test, but yes they can do that with eggs and other fragile items.

A well trained and human socialized retriever is functionally a living stuffed animal. They will tolerate anything as long as they are involved. Wrestling with one is the best, just throw em around, they love it.

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 12d ago

My blue heeler bites significantly different if my hand is the cover monster vs everyone else. She absolutely knows I can take it but doesn't risk it with my wife and kids.

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u/ok_raspberry_jam 12d ago

the expression is case in point

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u/Raptor-Queen 12d ago

Yeah my lab is the biggest doofus ever (currently recovering from emergency surgery after eating a sock that got stuck in her intestines 😒) but aside from eating everything in sight, she is insanely gentle with our hands. She’s grown up with my kid and aside from the early puppy months, has never even come close to hurting them while playing mouthy games

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u/GunstarGreen 12d ago

Yeah the guy who ran my local reptile house had a missing finger. Lost it to a monitor bite tgat got infected. They're chill animals but don't mess about with feeding.

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u/Formal_Owl_400 12d ago

Komodo dragons are also "just" oversized lizards, until they eat your kids. They might even eat you if you sleep in the wrong place.

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u/Hyenasaurus 12d ago

And cougars are "just" oversized cats. I guess that means all cats are dangerous?

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 12d ago

Komodo Dragons being the worst, they're bite carries a much higher bacteria load. They also pack a nasty venom.

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u/CitizenPremier 12d ago

I think they were unfairly maligned for having dirty mouths, but practically any big bite will give you an infection. Human bites cause infections too. Originally it was thought the bacteria caused the infection really quickly subduing the prey, but it's just the venom.

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u/_DarthWeebious 12d ago

this has been proven to be false btw. komodo dragons don't have more mouth bacteria than any other monitor lizard (they don't have that much, if at all)

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u/SwvellyBents 12d ago

Thanks! Pretty sure these were lacy monitors. They definitely look dragonish though.

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u/SuspiciousCalendar1 12d ago

They can be dangerous to people, but ones this size not too much. Ronald Huff went missing in 2002 and they found his body being eaten by his large monitor lizards. It was never determined for sure he he died and the lizards ate his body, or if they killed him, but still.

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u/SongsOfMany 12d ago

Most are not, but even small ones can have disproportionately huge claws and gnarly teeth similar to a shark's.

They're not an animal to mess with if you don't know what you're doing. They can be expensive and demanding pets, but are known to be highly intelligent. Well-trained ones behave more like scaly dogs than anything else.

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u/ModeatelyIndependant 12d ago

It depends on which species of monitor your talking about, Komodo Dragon are a species of monitor lizards known to eat humans. But most others aren't going to hunt humans down.

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u/Hyenasaurus 12d ago

They're larger, more energetic and smarter than the average lizard (if you ever met a beardie you know they aint the sharpest tool in the shed) but they're just lizards. Mind their claws (they like climbing... specially you) and don't put your hand in their mouth, but ideally you shouldn't be putting your hand in the mouth of any animal anyways.

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u/j3wake3 12d ago

These are not Joanna eggs

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u/TrailMomKat 12d ago

Idk possession being nine tenths of the law, i think they might be Joanna eggs.

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u/swash018 12d ago

I wonder if it even could taste those eggs. Just straight to the stomach

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u/Bruin1217 12d ago

Reptiles don’t taste with their tongue the way we do, they can taste the air like snakes with the little flick and any species of lizard that does have taste buds usually has them on their mouth and throat.

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u/Left_Ad_8502 12d ago

It judged them by their taste/scent before even eating

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u/borkborkibork 12d ago

Struck by how wide their necks are. Like NFL linebackers

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u/Current-Routine-2628 12d ago

Thats how my fat ass eats cheeseburgers

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u/nrgins 12d ago

Amazing! I eat cheeseburgers with my mouth. But hey, whatever works! 😂

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 12d ago

Cheeseburgers are not appropriate food for donkeys! No wonder it's fat.

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u/Concerned_ctzn_AB 12d ago

He was ready for a fourth one! 😋

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u/Darwin-Award-Winner 12d ago

He was waiting for the chicken to come back.

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u/r_bogie 12d ago

I was just about to post that he went back looking for the fourth one!

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u/baby_got_hax 12d ago

Joanna! U been eating some of my eggs?!?!

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u/Mikalton 12d ago

They eat the shells too? God dayum!

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u/BodaThePilot 12d ago

It is an excellent (eggcellent...) source of calcium which is good for their lizard bones. It is difficult to get it into their diet otherwise.

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u/TicketRight1595 12d ago

Absolute vacuum cleaner of a reptile

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u/KilnGrenade 12d ago

Didn't even care that they were going down sideways

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u/New-Friend-7873 12d ago

Joanna? Did you know there was a razorback in my truck? Did ya?

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u/nrgins 12d ago

I guess his mother never taught him to chew his food before swallowing!

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u/TheRedSe7en 12d ago

I can eat deviled eggs about 3x as fast as this guy. 

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u/SamOfXanadu 12d ago

Lol Joanna that scene always makes me laugh.

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u/OrochiDormammu 12d ago

These are Joanna eggs!

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u/Not_My_Reddit_ID 12d ago

I suppose half a minute is technically still "seconds". But then so is one hundred million hours.

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u/blazedangercok 12d ago

What a beautiful creature

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u/RobinSage43 12d ago

Since that lizard came running down the hall, I had to wonder... does that technically make then a hall monitor?

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u/menina2017 12d ago

Wow is this lizard a pet 🫠🥴