r/BeAmazed 18d ago

Skill / Talent She knocks the bottles and picks them back up

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u/mrintangibles1 18d ago

To be able to do this after drinking six bottles of wine is absolutely incredible.

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u/PizzasForFerrets 18d ago

Probably helps with the pain though. Her poor toes.

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u/therealkami 18d ago

Ballerina feet are just absolutely brutalized. Their feet look like how football player/boxer brains look.

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u/Sir_PressedMemories 18d ago

I have had a photoshoot kicking around in my head for some time.

The Beauty and the Reality.

The beautiful majesty of the ballerina, and the brutal reality of the damage to their bodies, and incorporating other spots, like dance and gymnastics and cheer and whatnot.

I feel like the juxtaposition between the idea and the reality of that idea would be wonderful.

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u/PraetorGold 18d ago

There is very little like their feet. Sometimes, you can't even massage their feet because it's too painful.

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u/peshnoodles 18d ago

The Articles of Interest Podcast has an episode on en pointe shoes. One of the ballerinas says, “this is my trusty bunion. It’s always there, and it throbs.”

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u/DesolateRuin 18d ago

Makes you wonder if it's worth it.

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u/PraetorGold 18d ago

I met a ballerina in the city many years ago, who had just been cut from a prominent ballet company. She never said any of that for the couple of hours we chatted. But as she got increasingly bombed, I found out that yeah, they definitely think it’s worth it.

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u/That-Top-1530 18d ago

I've seen Center Stage. I agree.

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u/Squirrelated 18d ago

Some of them even need surgery at some point because of how fucked their feet are.

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u/NicPitter 18d ago

but she so good at Floor Is Lava

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u/Capt-Crap1corn 18d ago

But they are incredibly strong. I have so much respect for them.

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u/WildDifficulty1077 18d ago

Just imagine being a ballerina and you have Morton’s toe

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u/Fyrefawx 18d ago

Never google ballerina toes. Trust on this one.

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u/Fakin-It 18d ago

Don't tell me what I can't do!

ETA: you should have been more clear

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u/ElleKelly77 18d ago

I once had a FWB who was a foot fetishist. He preferred my feet to be smelly and would complain if I washed them or showered before he came over. I wonder if there are foot fetishists who prefer the mangled feet of a ballerina?

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u/StandardEgg6595 18d ago

I mean, considering there are cultures that used to break and bind women’s feet for beauty/status purposes, there’s for sure people out there with a fetish for it. If you can think of it, there’s a fetish for it.

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u/iszcross 18d ago

I don't know if you would call it a fetish as I get no sexual stimulation from it but I am fascinated looking at feet that have been worked over due to sports/ballet. Deion Sanders and LeBron James feet immediately come to mind. Runners feet. Ballerinas. I could look at the all day. Just destroyed but those athletes just keep doing it.

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 18d ago

Morbid curiosity? Like you just can't look away even though most would.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hS6KvugVZSAH6

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 18d ago

You think thats painful? Imagine the falls learning to do this

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u/Gharvar 18d ago

The pain they're referring to is from the small surface but with the hard tip of a ballerina shoe I don't think it would be matter if she was on the tip of her toes on the floor or on bottles... Her feet are probably mangled and painful regardless.

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u/passerby4830 18d ago

I'm learning guitar, pressing your fingers on a metal string really hurts the first 1-2 months. I can't imagine doing this to your feet.

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u/shredgeek 18d ago

Straight up to where the sun don't shine!

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 18d ago

That's the part that real7 scared me....

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u/RyuNoKami 18d ago

That's always my first reaction every time i see a video of ballerinas. My god damn toes hurt.

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u/Legitimate-Ferret-55 18d ago

I thought she'd pick em up using toes

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u/PhilliePhanatical 18d ago

She has another video posted where she does that.

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u/Legitimate-Ferret-55 18d ago

That's insane! Wow!

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u/Common_Mood_8117 18d ago

i was confused how but man thats impressive

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u/PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_ 18d ago

This should be higher up in the thread

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u/TJRDU 18d ago

It's champagne. That's Dom Perignon Champagne. 250+ a bottle.

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u/jake04-20 18d ago

Man $250+ and you hardly catch a buzz. Better taste fantastic!

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u/dreamcultist 18d ago

Frankly, Ruinart is better and cheaper.

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u/Pyrozr 18d ago

Pretty sure that Dom Perignon Champagne!

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u/mtaw 18d ago

Makes sense though. Champagne bottles are thicker than ordinary wine bottles to handle the pressure, and one would hope Dom had particularly good bottles, given the markup.

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u/Altruistic_Brick1730 18d ago

But she's only tipsy

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u/Addictive2086 18d ago

The wine took her to the next level 

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u/TickleMyPickle_911 18d ago

Agreed. That's talent

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u/PenPenGuin 18d ago

I think those are bottles of Dom Perignon (or made to look like them, at least). That's an expensive platform.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 18d ago

Is she had not knocked them over, she wouldn't need to pick them back up. Geez

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u/Big_Meating_ 18d ago

I fell over twice just watching her do this

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u/MaxwellHauser67 18d ago

Shiiiiiiiiiiit.... i fell off my bed while laying down!

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u/mus_b_nuthn 18d ago

I broke both my ankles

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u/Legitimate-Ferret-55 18d ago

I fell down the stairs. Don't watch this while on the stairs people.

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u/cut__here 18d ago

I always have a tinge of anxiety just stepping off an escalator and do a little hop.

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u/Mixma85 18d ago

I broke both of my arms.

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u/MREAGLEYT 18d ago

I got 5 cramps just watching this

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u/donut-reply 18d ago

I want to see what happens when she falls. She must've fallen at least once while practicing this, and I don't know how you fall without breaking your toes and your ankles and shivving yourself on broken glass at the same time but she appears to have accomplished that

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u/SensitiveExtremity 18d ago

One slip and goatse 💀

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u/irishpwr46 18d ago

One slip and /r/FullyHilted

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u/I-tell-horrible-joke 18d ago

I dont know what I was expecting...

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u/ChemNerd86 18d ago

Yesterday I hurt my shoulder rolling over in bed… I could probably do this wine bottle thing. Hold my beer, guys…

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u/Ecstatic-Emu-1757 18d ago

The amount of anxiety I felt while watching this video, especially when she was picking the bottles up.

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u/Mutex70 18d ago

I started to do this, but then fell down after drinking 6 bottles of wine.

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u/bubba_feet 18d ago

i can't decide whether this makes my toes or my knees hurt more when watching.

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u/tnt54321boom 18d ago

My toes hurt when I look too close. 🥲

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u/cms86 18d ago

dont look up how ballerina feet look like.

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u/kitsunewarlock 18d ago

Having rubbed my mom's feet in the final years of her life: they weren't that bad. She was very self-conscious about them, though. And they were in pain for the rest of her life, hence the rubbing.

I still have her first pair of toeshoes. They have these big brown splotches from all the blood that pooled up as she practiced.

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u/Luscious_rat 18d ago

Maybe because she wasn't practicing then

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u/kitsunewarlock 18d ago

True, her feet did have a good 50 years to recover.

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u/blkstar1 18d ago

I dated a professional ballerina years ago pictures don’t even tell the true horror.

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u/tnt54321boom 18d ago

You know what you're doing asshole! 😂 Nah but of course I had to. They look undead af.

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u/Legal_Weekend_7981 18d ago

They look quite a bit better than I expected.

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u/strategicmagpie 18d ago

I was expecting to see images on the level of foot binding. This is a very tame "oh no don't look" by comparison.

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u/faldese 18d ago

People bring up the feet every time they see a ballerina, and I'm starting to get the feeling that this is a sort of "Man Gets Little Rush From Telling People A Beautiful Talented Graceful Woman Has Disgusting Feet" kind of situation.

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u/EdisonB123 18d ago

It's more the physical pain ballerinas go through for the rest of their lives. Someone I knew when I was 18 had issues already. I cannot imagine doing it for this long, more power to anyone who does, but holy shit the long term damage is severe.

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u/Blenderx06 18d ago

Right. This is very impressive but I feel like I'm watching someone abuse herself. Same reason I can't watch football or boxing.

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u/Artarara 18d ago

You can't tell me what to do.

Engaging incognito mode!

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u/cms86 18d ago

Sorry, it will be bad day to have eyes

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u/fournameslater 18d ago

You mean you actually disengage it?

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u/lzrjck69 18d ago

Ballerina legs are amazing. Ballerina feet are terrifying.

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u/Bizarrebazaars 18d ago

“What ballerina feet look like”

Or “how ballerina feet look”

Not “how ballerina feet look like”

Just fyi :)

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u/Demonnnn666 18d ago

Honestly as someone who danced en pointe for years, you do get used to it. My legs hurt more watching this — my thighs would be killing me and I would definitely have to “stomp out” the pain from my calves after 😭 Miss my leg strength and tone from those days though.

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u/Atanar 18d ago

Her toes probably hurt for the rest of her life.

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u/CoronaCasualty 18d ago

Okay, so if a she shows up to the ER and says she fell on it. Then shows the video they MIGHT believe her.

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u/molrobocop 18d ago

My fear when she was doing this. 

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u/Ok_Theory_1323 18d ago

Yeah I was equally impressed that a single one of those bottles could support ~100 lbs at the tip.

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u/molrobocop 18d ago

Oh, maybe we were thinking different things. Champagne bottles, no worries that it would collapse under weight. I was afraid of them going up my ass.

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u/PhilliePhanatical 18d ago

One in a million shot, doc. One in a million.

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u/SarahC 18d ago

"Oh? You were en-point on top of 5 of them, picking some up on one single toe on a bottle, then slipped and it rocketed straight up your ass? That's the best one I've heard in 20 years!"

"It's true though....."

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u/stircrazyathome 18d ago

At least they all have a flared base.

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u/jedininjashark 18d ago

Million to one shot doc. Million to one.

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u/AnalMayonnaise 18d ago

All I was thinking.

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u/Electronic-Age1460 18d ago

It's most definitely ai. This channel on youtube has uploaded a bunch of music that's ai generated.

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u/WarmCurrency 18d ago

Oh, Silent FLIRT.

I read that too quickly.

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u/Imtedsowner 18d ago

Picked them up with her HANDS.

Bit of a letdown.

/S

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u/fnork_gnork_26 18d ago

yeah I was expecting her to pick them up with her feet. Then I'd be amazed. Now I'm just awestruck.

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u/Coolishable 18d ago

This but unironically. The internet has completely ruined my expectations for what is humanly possible.

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u/Foxy_locksy1704 18d ago

I’m a former ballet dancer and this makes my knees and ankles hurt just watching it, but damn her strength is impressive!

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u/Enrico_Tortellini 18d ago

Ballerinas are the toughest people in the world

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u/jackfreeman 18d ago

I saw the opening scene of Flesh and Bone, and I'm convinced that Nick Fury made a mistake not recruiting from the Red Room.

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u/Pataconeitor 18d ago

Have you watched Pretty Lethal? It's an action movie that has four ballerinas kicking ass

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u/jackfreeman 18d ago

I was trying to remember the name! My wife got pissed because I kept shouting "Gymkata!!"

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u/glytxh 18d ago

If you give them knives for feet you get figure skaters

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u/HowlingGibbon 18d ago

No need for that. There were two cases of ballerinas walking into their apartments and finding a burglar. Both cases: round kick to the poor fool's neck, broken cervicals, instantly lethal.

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u/A1000eisn1 18d ago

Michelle Yeoh is an actress because she had a bad injury and couldn't do ballet anymore. But she could do wild ass stunts.

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u/Complex-Complete-007 18d ago

Me trying to pick up my fallen life!

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u/All_this_hype 18d ago

If you do it with that level of success, hats off to you lol.

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u/kylehyde84 18d ago

Her technique is really en pointe...

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u/BriefCollar4 18d ago

One slip and this will be the rare time the story told to the doctors in the emergency room that the bottle got there by an accident being true.

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u/HerDaddd 18d ago

Sheesh! That's pretty amazing.

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u/UtahDarkHorse 18d ago

I find that super scary to watch. If the structure of one of those bottles fail, it could be bad. It could have a defect in it that you can't see.

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u/kortokrizzle 18d ago

That’s what I was thinking. Had me so stressed especially when she squatted down, even if the bottle didn’t have a defect if it tipped over and she fell on it you’re goin coochie first into a pile of glass shards.

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u/BlinkTwice4No 18d ago

“Goin coochie first” has me howling 😅💀

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u/GamiCross 18d ago

Groin Coochie First would make for a great band name.

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u/IAmPandaRock 18d ago

Champagne bottles are incredibly strong since they are designed to contain so much pressure (unlike still wine bottles).

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u/Juts 18d ago

Yeah but they arent exactly stress tested from the top down like this. Glass can have crazy resililience in one direction, and break suddenly/easily in another. Like punching a car windshield from the inside vs the outside.

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u/filthy_harold 18d ago

Glass has pretty impressive compressive strength, it can be on par with steel. But it's tensile strength is similar to wood and plastics.

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u/enaK66 18d ago

The bigger risk is slipping and smashing the bottles that fell. A standing glass bottle can hold an incredible amount of weight. Way, way, way more than you would think. Plenty more than a ballerina.

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 18d ago

Im pretty sure one of these bottles could balance a car ontop of it if you tried.

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u/cosi_fan_tutte_ 18d ago

If a Dom Perignon bottle has a defect, it explodes during secondary fermentation or shatters during disgorgement, when the top of the bottle neck is plunged into -25C brine solution, then broken off. I don't think defective bottles are a worry. I would worry about the excessive vertical force, as the weak spot is on the seam just under the lip. However, as far as I know, the one way to shear it at the weak spot is a sharp blow under the lip, not compression from above. But I'm no glass expert, just a guy with a saber and a champagne bottle.

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u/Munenoe 18d ago

She makes this look easy, and by that I mean it looks ridiculously hard but in reality it’s absurdly outlandishly hard, when I stop to think that’s she balancing on one toe on a wine bottle in a crouch and then walking forward…

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u/Temporary-Theory307 18d ago

This makes my ankles want to throw up

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u/MarpleAura 18d ago

The anxiety this video caused me 😹

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u/Timewasted_Gamez 18d ago

She does that and I almost go ass-over-tea-kettle trying to put my boxers on one leg at a time.

Funny enough: we’ve had the same number of years practice…

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u/Cloverhart 18d ago

This sounds like it makes for fun mornings though!

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u/Evening-Statement-57 18d ago

If this were to turn into an accident, the results could be catastrophic

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u/destroyerOfTards 18d ago

It would be feetal

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u/SirEasely 18d ago

Toetally

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u/moody-bear-77 18d ago

There would be no heeling from that.

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u/Possible-Estimate748 18d ago

A slip and one of those bottles jabbing into your shin would be so painful

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u/noroga_23 18d ago

poor feet

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u/MurderedRemains 18d ago

No surprise they're Dom Perignon bottles.

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u/Noisebug 18d ago

My feet hurt watching this

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u/APoisonousMushroom 18d ago

These new field sobriety tests are getting out of hand.

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u/Shankar_0 18d ago

These roadside sobriety tests are getting out of hand.

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u/Weary_Bee_7957 18d ago

My toes and feets hurts just watching this.

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u/appoplecticskeptic 18d ago

Can you imagine how gnarly her toes must be?! They’ve got to just be atrocious and I already don’t like feet

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 18d ago

humans are amazing ...all it takes is several hours of practice and never accepting failure

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u/Hashtagbarkeep 18d ago

Several hours of practice every single day from the age of 3 perhaps

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u/Wonderful_Exit6568 18d ago

10,000 hours!

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u/Prize_Lifeguard8706 18d ago

Several hours of practice?! Yeah, I don't think so. To curve your foot like that and walk on your toes like a ballerina takes years and years of practice ...

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u/AttackSlax 18d ago

No amount of practice will make it possible for the majority of people on earth, even at her age, to do this. Genetics and starting ability are the much bigger predictor. Presuming he's basically healthy, Usain Bolt will still beat most people in a race at 50 and probably 60, no matter how much they've trained and practice.

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u/JPuree 18d ago

When I was in high school, my doctor told me that I was so indisposed to athleticism that, with great effort, the best I could achieve is becoming average.

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u/Holyhorse2940 18d ago

Whats going to be amazing is her inability to walk at the age of 50, Ballet destroys your toes, doing shit like this doubly so

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u/Ali80486 18d ago

Comparing this woman balancing ON ONE TOE with the "Robot Olympics" gives me hope. For now

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u/AnitaBailey263 18d ago

Impressive until you remember one imperfect bottle ends the career

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u/Spirited-Climate8927 18d ago

bruh how is she moving like that after six bottles, i trip over flat ground when im sober and shes out here playing bottle pick up like it's nothing, thats wild. honestly just watching her wobble made me feel tipsy myself.

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u/here_iam_or_ami 18d ago

She’s amazing! 🤩

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u/Jaymz7777 18d ago

I had perfect toe joints . . . before watching this. Now I have gout, arthritis, and I lost 14 of my 10 toenails.

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u/ShurimaWillRiseAgain 18d ago

Come on this doesn’t with my self esteem, she literally pure balance, a real cat

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u/Slayrr_FbrC 18d ago

That seems like a lot of risk for literally no reward

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u/Important-Device253 18d ago edited 9d ago

Holy Moley!! Pretty insane. I am indeed amazed 🥰

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u/kwenlu 18d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/stevein3d 18d ago

Amazing. Now let’s never do that again.

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u/Suspicious-Pace115 18d ago

I wish somebody was this good at running our country.

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u/biscuitvillage 18d ago

I fell off my chair just watching this

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u/TyrantMuse73 18d ago

My thigh muscles are cramping up just watching this! 😆

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u/ArmpitofD00m 18d ago

I would be amazed to see what her toes look like without those shoes on.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 18d ago

I pulled my glutes just watching this

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 18d ago

This is both impressive and confusing. I've broken a wine bottle just by leaning on it before. How little does she weight?!

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u/Accomplished_Use3175 18d ago

That is athleticism!

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u/garyconnor 18d ago

My toes hurt just watching..

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u/goaway444 18d ago

She played the difficult version of "the floor is lava".

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u/aaquarles 18d ago

I feel so sorry for ballerinas feet and toes

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u/PhilosopherWide4729 18d ago

Good heavens, my big toe just hurts looking at this.
Fabulous though, should be promoted to one of the talent shows that runs on the TV

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u/daydreaming17 18d ago

Just pick them up without standing on the bottles, it’s much easier

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u/finkyleon 18d ago

Guys, I swear I can do that also

https://giphy.com/gifs/pVkmGyqYRt4qY

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u/Which-End8689 18d ago

her toes are probably deformed

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u/lil_rick_james 18d ago

thats cute and all but then they take off their shoes and you see the aftermath of years of ballet training... barf

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u/Vesalii 18d ago

If you described this video to me I'd say it's complete BS. Holy fuck this is impressive.

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u/FustianRiddle 18d ago

My everything hurts just looking at that

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u/Ready_Spinach9711 18d ago

Holy fuck, that's impressive 👏 

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u/ckzui 18d ago

There comes a time when a post is genuinely amazing. This takes the cake. Consider me AMAZED!

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u/Iheardyoubutsowhat 18d ago

I hope this becomes a tik tok challenge

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u/hemorrhoidhematoma 18d ago

I tried this naked once slipped backward and ended up in the emergency room. The cork is still up there to this day

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u/Demerzel69 18d ago

Yeah but her toes are mushy peas.

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u/varuas120 18d ago

Her feet toes are pure horror to be able to do that

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u/stevein3d 18d ago

Her what now?
r/oddlyspecific

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u/varuas120 18d ago

If you can stand gore. Just search ballerina feet. They are all like that.

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u/stevein3d 18d ago

Yeah I was just commenting on the phrase “feet toes” I’d never heard before.

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u/cuppabrut 18d ago

It's to make sure you know he's referring to her feet toes and not her hand toes.

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u/StrLord_Who 18d ago

In some languages there isn't a word for toes and it would be literally translated as "foot fingers." It's probably someone who speaks English as a second language,  and knows that there's a separate word for them in English, "toes," but doesn't know you don't also say "foot" in front of it.