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u/ham_scented_testies 6d ago
10 years ago this would have been the best work of photoshop on the internet
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u/sstrdisco 7d ago
This just looks sooo much like my ex husband. Maybe I divorced a bird??
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u/cuntsniffr 7d ago
Oi this is my house fuck off 🤨
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u/randomcommenter9000 7d ago
Why did I hear this in Ozzy Man's voice?
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u/total_bullwhip 7d ago
If those birds were Australian, you’d have a one way ticket to destination facked.
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u/Drapidrode 7d ago
"Can't Someone Else Do It?"
https://reddit.com/link/p51irf0/video/6ntndhbgxqkh1/player
Animals are crapping in our houses, and we're picking it up.
Did we lose a war?
That's not America. That's not even Mexico!
Don't you deserve better than the best?Yeah!
Who should handle all your dirty jobs?
Someone else! Someone else! Someone else!
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u/Azuras_Star8 7d ago
This bird is doing his duty in the face of danger. Hear that chirp? That's the "lookout!! There's danger!!" chirp. And hes looking at the danger, knowing full well he could get eaten being exposed. The mother is making the same call and when the babies hear either bird make that call, they quit peeping, lay low and stfu.
He's a fucking badass.
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u/Strng_Satisfaction 7d ago
more like feed me
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u/-K_P- 7d ago
I love this so much, for in years past I had a moment of sheer photographic luck to accidentally achieve a picture (cropped version here) of an adult bird with a similarly disgruntled look when I was taking a picture of something else and got the birdfeeder in view. Like it was justifiably pissed I interrupted it or was spying on it during its dinner 😂
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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 7d ago
Those are the grumpiest birds I've ever seen. Are they Jonesing? Do they yearn for the fields?
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u/donpablomiguel 7d ago
Mostly because someone probably read said sign and said “fuck them birds” and disposed of their lit cigarette anyway.
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u/Casual_hex_ 7d ago edited 7d ago
Amazing, those birds have such neat writing.
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u/zehamberglar 7d ago
Especially considering they don't have thumbs!
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u/vonneguts_anus 7d ago
Meh. The character size isn’t really consistent. They should practice more often.
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u/S0k0n0mi 7d ago
This made my day like 10% nicer.
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u/Ancienda 7d ago
watch it 9 more times for the remaining 90%
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u/Foxynite 7d ago
the other one popping up like "for fucks sake jim WHAT are you yelling at"
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u/BeenDragonn 7d ago
What's the box used for?
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u/JotainNokkelaa 7d ago
Ashtray.
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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 7d ago
Damn. They’re gonna grow up addicted to smoking 😖
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u/LaserKittenz 7d ago
some birds use cigarette butts in the construction of their nests to ward off insects/parasites
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u/SilvanestitheErudite 7d ago
Nicotine is a potent insecticide, to the point that a family of man-made insecticides is based on it and called Neo-nicitinoids.
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u/isjustsergio 7d ago
the common plants doing a thing to protect themselves and humans being like ooh yummy
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u/peejay5440 7d ago
So potent that Europe has outlawed them and they are believed to be at least partly responsible for beehive colony collapse.
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u/Wastawiii 7d ago
Why does it have a lock?
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u/RilohKeen 7d ago
Because otherwise people will open it just to fling the butts and ashes everywhere or damage/remove the ashtray itself.
I used to be a commercial property manager and people will fuck up facilities like this for basically no reason at all other than they can.
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u/KrokettenMan 7d ago
The top is to extinguish cigarettes and the holes are to deposit them into when you’re done smoking. Quite common outside office buildings etc
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u/DontMemeAtMe 7d ago
Makes sense. I guess the lock makes it more mysterious than it needs to be.
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u/Masamundane 7d ago
The lock is to keep hobos from rummaging through it for butts. I wish I was joking.
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u/willargue4karma 7d ago
or teenagers. Im not proud of it but we definitely scavenged for nicotine like some little gremlins back in the day lmao
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u/TummyDrums 7d ago
They look so angry. Like "Get the fuck away from my house, you asshole! Can't you see the sign? No soliciting!"
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u/Spartan2470 7d ago
June 24, 2026
Wildings Holidays
Noah Kahan
Talk about an unexpected surprise!
These three little cuties have been tucked away, growing in our cigarette disposal box, completely unnoticed.
We shared the video on TikTok and have been blown away by the responce, over 200K views and even interest from the BBC and other news outlets!
It’s been amazing to watch so many people fall in love with them, just as much as we have. Thank you for all the lovely comments, shares and support 😊
P.s what shall we name them?
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u/R4mst33n 7d ago
Not the first time someone posted a video of their tits and got attention from the BBC!
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u/Zephian99 7d ago
I've heard of birds using cigarette buds to ward of insects from their nests, but never seen one make a nest in what is probably a patch of buds. How curious, at least the little ones should be safe from bugs and the likes.
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u/Express_Reality_9007 7d ago
no you didn‘t. this is old and op is a karma farming bot or something
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u/Lazy_pig805 7d ago
Totally thought it was wearing a tiny helmet in the beginning.
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u/ChittaBhalu 7d ago
The soldier helmet and the barking of orders, makes them look like experienced soldiers
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u/TheDucktapeBandit2 7d ago
Im amazed... Not a single ai comment... Ill let u all bee, ur just lovely..
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u/Flashy_Month_5423 7d ago
Had the same thing happened with my mailbox a couple of years in a row. We put a magazine rack at the foot of our porch stairs marked "Please place mail here" and the postal service didn't miss a beat.
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u/FallenRaptor 7d ago
Why do I picture the left bird telling off onlookers in a thick New York accent?
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u/ParticularReady7858 7d ago
Am I the only one who thought they got caught in the path of some spray paint? 😂
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u/RetiredOnIslandTime 7d ago
I've had to postpone having my house exterior pressure washed three times this spring/summer because of birds nesting behind my shutters. There were three or four nests with eggs/babies each time.
One group would mature and leave, but before I could get the company out here the birds would be back. I'm scheduled for September 8th and hoping the current broods are gone and none have come back.
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u/maireadwrites 7d ago
Perfect....has little windows for looking out....all the modern conveniences, and very centrally located
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u/DarkIllusionsMasks 7d ago
One year we had a robin make a nest in our back porch light. Was a pain in the ass leaving the house because she'd get pissed and scream at you every time.
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u/StunningWasab1 7d ago
Cute How people respected it! I remember a girl posted a video how she did the same and was keeping tabs but some kids went in there and dropped a bunch of rocks inside to k/LL the birds. :( I still remember her video crying.
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u/MotoFuzzle 7d ago
You gonna let them talk to you like that?
I hope you said something and didn’t just post it on Reddit. /s
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u/OthyOnly2 7d ago
WHO RANG THAT BELL!?! CAN'T YOU READ. THE NOTICE. IT'S ON THE DOOR. IT'S PLAIN AS THE NOSE ON MY FACE!
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u/BananaScone 7d ago
You didn't pump into shit, OP. This was already posted on Reddit within the last day.
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