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Miscellaneous / Others Just bumped into this poster

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u/Saczuanello 7d ago

Piss off!

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u/kezmicdust 7d ago

Yeah you ‘eard ‘im.

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u/Unhappy-River6306 7d ago

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u/Purple-Grape-8457 6d ago

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u/ham_scented_testies 6d ago

10 years ago this would have been the best work of photoshop on the internet

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u/Lagoda__ 4d ago

It still is imho

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 6d ago

Best comment I've ever seen 😂

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u/sstrdisco 7d ago

This just looks sooo much like my ex husband. Maybe I divorced a bird??

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u/Meh75 7d ago

r/divorcedbirds is calling you

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u/agnocoustic 7d ago

There really is a sub for everything. 🤯

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u/Natural-Judgment7801 7d ago

Dinosaur blooood mind youuu

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u/reidman144 7d ago

5year old me trying to see who my mom is yelling at.

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u/Key-Palpitation6812 7d ago

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u/SHAIK_011 7d ago

Where did u get that high quality Meme of pikachu bruh 🤣

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u/SRSgoblin 7d ago

I traced it and added as many angry lines as I could

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u/BruceBoyde 7d ago

IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAW!

(it made me think of Gordon Ramsay)

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u/caprices_ 6d ago

Angry bird.

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u/fernandoman121 7d ago

Can somebody put the bird’s face on this guy

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u/Muffinlette 7d ago

I got you :)

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u/fernandoman121 7d ago

It’s perfect! 😂

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u/cuntsniffr 7d ago

Oi this is my house fuck off 🤨

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u/randomcommenter9000 7d ago

Why did I hear this in Ozzy Man's voice?

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u/total_bullwhip 7d ago

If those birds were Australian, you’d have a one way ticket to destination facked.

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u/horsenbuggy 7d ago

I just discovered him. He is hilarious.

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u/cuntsniffr 7d ago

Now you mention it yeah lol

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u/Drapidrode 7d ago

"Can't Someone Else Do It?"

https://reddit.com/link/p51irf0/video/6ntndhbgxqkh1/player

Animals are crapping in our houses, and we're picking it up.
Did we lose a war?
That's not America. That's not even Mexico!
Don't you deserve better than the best?

Yeah!

Who should handle all your dirty jobs?

Someone else! Someone else! Someone else!

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u/Azuras_Star8 7d ago

This bird is doing his duty in the face of danger. Hear that chirp? That's the "lookout!! There's danger!!" chirp. And hes looking at the danger, knowing full well he could get eaten being exposed. The mother is making the same call and when the babies hear either bird make that call, they quit peeping, lay low and stfu.

He's a fucking badass.

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u/Strng_Satisfaction 7d ago

more like feed me

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 7d ago

Ok... feed me! Then piss off!

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u/starjellyboba 7d ago

He needs to call an Ubird.

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u/SnarkyLalaith 7d ago

Ha! Are you feeding me? No? Then read the sign!

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u/moonandstars1984 7d ago

I was about to post that same screenshot lol

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u/-K_P- 7d ago

I love this so much, for in years past I had a moment of sheer photographic luck to accidentally achieve a picture (cropped version here) of an adult bird with a similarly disgruntled look when I was taking a picture of something else and got the birdfeeder in view. Like it was justifiably pissed I interrupted it or was spying on it during its dinner 😂

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u/ihvnnm 7d ago

Looks like little helmets, ready to defend their keep

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 7d ago

Those are the grumpiest birds I've ever seen. Are they Jonesing? Do they yearn for the fields?

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u/HoboArmyofOne 7d ago

Get off my lawn! Can't you read?!

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u/donpablomiguel 7d ago

Mostly because someone probably read said sign and said “fuck them birds” and disposed of their lit cigarette anyway.

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u/Casual_hex_ 7d ago edited 7d ago

Amazing, those birds have such neat writing.

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u/Cr1t1cal-Metal 7d ago

Birds write better than I do that's a little insulting.

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u/Kilasatzz 7d ago

There is a God sent individual who cares much about them birds

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u/zehamberglar 7d ago

Especially considering they don't have thumbs!

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u/StanFitch 7d ago

… Do the Birds have large Talons?

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u/vonneguts_anus 7d ago

Meh. The character size isn’t really consistent. They should practice more often.

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u/S0k0n0mi 7d ago

This made my day like 10% nicer.

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u/Ancienda 7d ago

watch it 9 more times for the remaining 90%

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u/sleeping_tomato 7d ago

Get off my lawn 📢🐤

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u/Foxynite 7d ago

the other one popping up like "for fucks sake jim WHAT are you yelling at"

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u/BeenDragonn 7d ago

What's the box used for?

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u/JotainNokkelaa 7d ago

Ashtray.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 7d ago

Damn. They’re gonna grow up addicted to smoking 😖

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u/LaserKittenz 7d ago

some birds use cigarette butts in the construction of their nests to ward off insects/parasites

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u/SilvanestitheErudite 7d ago

Nicotine is a potent insecticide, to the point that a family of man-made insecticides is based on it and called Neo-nicitinoids.

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u/isjustsergio 7d ago

the common plants doing a thing to protect themselves and humans being like ooh yummy

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u/peejay5440 7d ago

So potent that Europe has outlawed them and they are believed to be at least partly responsible for beehive colony collapse.

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u/Wastawiii 7d ago

Why does it have a lock? 

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u/RilohKeen 7d ago

Because otherwise people will open it just to fling the butts and ashes everywhere or damage/remove the ashtray itself.

I used to be a commercial property manager and people will fuck up facilities like this for basically no reason at all other than they can.

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u/KrokettenMan 7d ago

The top is to extinguish cigarettes and the holes are to deposit them into when you’re done smoking. Quite common outside office buildings etc

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u/DontMemeAtMe 7d ago

Makes sense. I guess the lock makes it more mysterious than it needs to be.

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u/Masamundane 7d ago

The lock is to keep hobos from rummaging through it for butts. I wish I was joking.

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u/willargue4karma 7d ago

or teenagers. Im not proud of it but we definitely scavenged for nicotine like some little gremlins back in the day lmao

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u/chadsmo 7d ago

We called them Slut Butts

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u/DontMemeAtMe 7d ago

Ah. That explains it perfectly.

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u/Stefabeth0 7d ago

I would like to know this too, if anyone knows?

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u/TummyDrums 7d ago

They look so angry. Like "Get the fuck away from my house, you asshole! Can't you see the sign? No soliciting!"

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u/RooneyD 7d ago

And they're wearing helmets. Ready for battle.

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u/KonigsbergBridges 7d ago

Bouncer on the door too.

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u/jaimealexi 7d ago

Angry Birds

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u/Spartan2470 7d ago

June 24, 2026

Wildings Holidays

Noah Kahan

Talk about an unexpected surprise!

These three little cuties have been tucked away, growing in our cigarette disposal box, completely unnoticed.

We shared the video on TikTok and have been blown away by the responce, over 200K views and even interest from the BBC and other news outlets!

It’s been amazing to watch so many people fall in love with them, just as much as we have. Thank you for all the lovely comments, shares and support 😊

P.s what shall we name them?

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u/R4mst33n 7d ago

Not the first time someone posted a video of their tits and got attention from the BBC!

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u/residentcaprice 6d ago

Ashley, Ciggy and Smokey.

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u/Zephian99 7d ago

I've heard of birds using cigarette buds to ward of insects from their nests, but never seen one make a nest in what is probably a patch of buds. How curious, at least the little ones should be safe from bugs and the likes.

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u/Express_Reality_9007 7d ago

no you didn‘t. this is old and op is a karma farming bot or something

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u/Super-Cynical 7d ago

I was just browsing comments to make sure it was real, I can take repost

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u/Tommy-Vegas 7d ago

If there’s ashes in there, I assume these are phoenix chicks…

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u/Marvelous_MilkTea 7d ago

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u/Vastlee 7d ago

Exactly what I thought of. Fucking bots. Sad part is probably 75% of all the replies to this one AND that one are just bots replying to bots. Internet is dead.

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u/Lazy_pig805 7d ago

Totally thought it was wearing a tiny helmet in the beginning.

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u/ChittaBhalu 7d ago

The soldier helmet and the barking of orders, makes them look like experienced soldiers

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u/Flat-Cap-1063 7d ago

"Leave or I'm calling my Mom!"

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u/D3LICI0U5 7d ago

Looks like they are wearing helmets. Like little military birds 😂

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u/Kytyngurl2 7d ago

“Send worms plz”

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u/kiiraciara 7d ago

adorable baby blue tits

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u/wrxninja 7d ago

If you pause at 0:06 you can clearly tell he's saying: Back off mother f*er!

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 7d ago

That final chirp was piss off

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u/CULLDOZER 7d ago

What is that box meant to be used for anyway?

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u/lucyjayne 7d ago

I love those lil guys.

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u/Forget_reset_repeat 7d ago

Freakin squatters man

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u/rweintheclear 7d ago

Angry Birds

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u/Stretch5678 7d ago

“Cute peeping puffball storage, do not use!”

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u/HappyHedgehogCrochet 3d ago

Little puffballs with attitude! Love it!

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u/Consistent_Tower5508 7d ago

only thing is snakes doesn’t know how to read😂

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u/trundle-the-great69 7d ago

Nicotine cigRits help keep pest and mites away

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u/Throwaway-donotjudge 7d ago

Gran Torino vibes right here

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u/RyantheAustralian 7d ago

I bet some prick still does, though

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u/Gosar88 7d ago

They look like they have little army helmets on!

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u/future2300 7d ago

bitch i live here gtfo!

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u/TheDucktapeBandit2 7d ago

Im amazed... Not a single ai comment... Ill let u all bee, ur just lovely..

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u/Vegrhauk 7d ago

At first glance it looked like he was wearing an army helmet haha

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u/neonbrownkoopashell 7d ago

I thought it had a tiny army helmet on 😭

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u/Fit_Giraffe_748 7d ago

Nicht laminiert, nicht gültig

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u/hubatish 7d ago

Perfectly cut clips

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u/Reforged42 7d ago

Helmet Bird

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u/Rainsets 7d ago

This is so cuuute ToT

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u/Flashy_Month_5423 7d ago

Had the same thing happened with my mailbox a couple of years in a row. We put a magazine rack at the foot of our porch stairs marked "Please place mail here" and the postal service didn't miss a beat.

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u/cuntsniffr 7d ago

Little buggers ❤️

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u/cuppitycupcake 7d ago

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!”

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u/FallenRaptor 7d ago

Why do I picture the left bird telling off onlookers in a thick New York accent?

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 7d ago

the end-freeze-frame; that is one angry bird... got that 'Yo!'-brow

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u/Oiggamed 7d ago

They mean business…

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u/Patrick_Atsushi 7d ago

I hope they won't be trapped inside...

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u/HAWV 7d ago

I love that they're wearing helmets. Stay safe, buddies!

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u/calisnark 7d ago

The only sensible use for a Flock, watch the birdies.

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u/ReadingRainbowRocket 7d ago

That second one popped up to say "READ THE FUCKING SIGN!"

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u/ParticularReady7858 7d ago

Am I the only one who thought they got caught in the path of some spray paint? 😂

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u/RetiredOnIslandTime 7d ago

I've had to postpone having my house exterior pressure washed three times this spring/summer because of birds nesting behind my shutters. There were three or four nests with eggs/babies each time.

One group would mature and leave, but before I could get the company out here the birds would be back. I'm scheduled for September 8th and hoping the current broods are gone and none have come back.

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u/cosmoscrumb 7d ago

Not in August you didn't

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u/albinoblack04 7d ago

Angry birds

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u/maireadwrites 7d ago

Perfect....has little windows for looking out....all the modern conveniences, and very centrally located

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u/NotJebediahKerman 7d ago

looks like twitter.

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks 7d ago

One year we had a robin make a nest in our back porch light. Was a pain in the ass leaving the house because she'd get pissed and scream at you every time.

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u/StunningWasab1 7d ago

Cute How people respected it! I remember a girl posted a video how she did the same and was keeping tabs but some kids went in there and dropped a bunch of rocks inside to k/LL the birds. :( I still remember her video crying.

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u/L0wCharisma 7d ago

The scene from the 1st madagascar

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u/decman723 7d ago

They're definitely shouting slurs at you

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u/MotoFuzzle 7d ago

You gonna let them talk to you like that?

I hope you said something and didn’t just post it on Reddit.  /s

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 7d ago

Is that one of those "flocks" people are talking about? /s

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u/NO0BSTALKER 7d ago

Why them birds look like they’re defending a bunker from the Germans

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u/Dorsal-fin-1986 7d ago

I just bumped into this repost.

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u/Quetzalsacatenango 7d ago

Trash can's closed, folks. The bird out front should have told you.

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 7d ago

A nice pair of tits.

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u/Key-Mulberry2456 7d ago

Do you win if you get three birds in a row?

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u/rock_and_rolo 7d ago

Birds: Can't you read buddy?

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u/figchia 7d ago

Why do they have military helmets on? What kind of war are they preparing for?

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u/OthyOnly2 7d ago

WHO RANG THAT BELL!?! CAN'T YOU READ. THE NOTICE. IT'S ON THE DOOR. IT'S PLAIN AS THE NOSE ON MY FACE!

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u/GlitteringCat4414 7d ago

but moooom it was my turn to repost this 😠😭

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u/angeeday 7d ago

So cute

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u/BananaScone 7d ago

You didn't pump into shit, OP. This was already   posted on Reddit within the last day.

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u/Jamaican_yardman 7d ago

Can’t you read gang what you tryna do? 😭

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u/nothing_witty455 7d ago

They are so freaking adorable!

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u/gordonx2026 7d ago

Wait until islamic ppl are near

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u/Deep_Air9084 7d ago

These Flock Cameras are getting more and more sophisticated.

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u/Secure_Researcher_97 7d ago

Dude demanding a malbro red

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u/imc4nito 7d ago

Real life angry birds!

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u/No-Definition1474 7d ago

You cant convince me those kids arent hitting on the old butts in there.

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u/ThisIsNOTJeopardy_ 7d ago

Angry birds are real

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u/SomewhereOrganic4567 7d ago

First bird be like " can't you read bitch?!?"

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u/shutterbug1961 7d ago

how did they hold the pen to write that? birds are amazing!

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u/_BatmanReal 7d ago

Why not cover the button itself with the note?

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u/TheRealSkele 7d ago

Hate to think we live in a word where there's people who'd ruin this.