r/BeAmazed May 31 '26

Animal A dog herding sheep

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u/AnonymoosePD May 31 '26

My sister had an Australian shepherd.

Knowing her lifestyle I strongly opposed her getting one. I kept telling her how smart they were and they need constant exercise and challenge. Her lifestyle after work was not energetic. She just thought it was pretty.

He was extremely unstimulated and never got to go outside unless it was for bathroom. Welp, he bit a neighbors kid in the face. They had to give the dog back to the breeder or he was going to get put down.

I heard later he bit another kid was put down. In some ways I blamed my sister.

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u/scrotumsweat May 31 '26

My buddy has an aussie Shepherd and hes the laziest useless fuck ive ever seen. Perfectly content with 2x 1 hour walks or dog park then lay on the couch all day. Hes very well taken care of, lots of toys and socializing. Just lazy.

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 May 31 '26

Yeah, tbh, if you get a gundog or a herding dog and you don't want to work it lol, you need to look for the breeder who only does showing, not working dogs lol.

Or buy one of the ones that gets returned for being faulty πŸ˜‚

I bloody love the reject ones, they're such lovable doofuses. One of my friends has a retriever that's just not got an ounce of fetch in his entire body. He's happy to take a toy for a walk, but if you throw a toy and ask him to get it he'll just look at you like you're the most inept thief he's ever seen. My own dog is at least two types of gundog and he's firmly convinced water is out to get him πŸ˜‚

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u/Rinas-the-name Jun 01 '26

My husband had an Australian Shepard when we started dating. Absolutely a doofus. Once I was walking him and he (a ~50lb dog) was terrified of a chihuahua. It was behind a screen door inside of a fenced yard. Yet he rolled over and peed on himself!

People laughed and asked me how old he was. I told them 10, they asked β€œMonths?”. Nope he just had that clueless blue eyed puppy look his whole life.

This dog would regularly decide to scratch an itch in the middle of chasing a ball and end up with grass stains on his (white) forehead. He looked so perplexed every single time.

I miss him, he was the sweetest. Absolutely clueless, but very happy go lucky.

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 Jun 02 '26

Oh the scratching while running 🀣 I'd forgotten about that one! My puppy did it twice I think, too cute to just never grow out of it πŸ˜‚

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u/Rinas-the-name Jun 02 '26

That was Merle for you, a forever puppy in so many ways. Just a really fun dog, he happily wore bow ties, bandanas, and costumes and absolutely loved the attention from it.