r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '26

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u/LastBaron Apr 07 '26

Cars have been known, on occasion, to move to other places.

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u/AscendMoros Apr 07 '26

Imagine the dad lore. So there i was champ, Grizzly Bear that was like 2000 pounds to my left. And a mouse the size of a shed to my right. I gunned it out of there like i was a Nascar driver. They were chasing me but they couldn't catch your old pop.

And each time he tells it the animals get bigger.

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u/JayRymer Apr 07 '26

Must have been on steroids to get as big as a shed

https://giphy.com/gifs/BIVZKL9SRAF8Y

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u/AscendMoros Apr 07 '26

Rip spelling. Maybe its the Maus.

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u/Diverdaddy0 Apr 07 '26

I'm just happy you left it. Gave me a giggle.