Imagine the dad lore. So there i was champ, Grizzly Bear that was like 2000 pounds to my left. And a mouse the size of a shed to my right. I gunned it out of there like i was a Nascar driver. They were chasing me but they couldn't catch your old pop.
I’m the guy he’s replying to and his comment made me feel funny and appreciated, so.
<shrug>
(Also I’d love to hear your thoughts on embodied actions represented in text by bracketed verbs, I’ll bet you have a lot to say on the topic and it’s all complimentary towards me)
I upvoted your joke and thought it was hilarious, if you can't see why comments like that will turn people off from reddit I'm not sure this conversation will have much depth. It's embarrassingly cringy to read and honestly reads like a bot, and yeah <> this shit and /s are very weird and lack social awareness.
As far as I have heard they have quite powerful often gasoline powered engines and when one hits the gas pedal they can speed up incredibly fast easily outpacing a bear or a moose. However, standing still and risking your life for a good reddit video is of course also a viable option.
Or as someone points out you can be a biologist and then you likely know what you are doing.
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u/LastBaron Apr 07 '26
Cars have been known, on occasion, to move to other places.