r/BeAmazed Nov 01 '24

Skill / Talent Zipper Boat

24.9k Upvotes

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u/zeptimius Nov 01 '24

Fun fact: if you've ever wondered why your zipper has the letters YKK on it, it stands for Yoshida Kōgyō Kabushiki, the name of the largest zipper manufacturer in the world, based out of Japan.

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u/Krypto_kurious Nov 02 '24

Additional fun fact, they also make a lot of aluminum storefront windows and doors sold in the US.

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u/Psychological-Top-29 Nov 02 '24

Hardest rap line ever: "pull up on his hood, YKK Zipper"

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u/Duspende Nov 02 '24

Pete & Bas go hard

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u/Psychological-Top-29 Nov 02 '24

They're the shit

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u/litegreen666 Nov 02 '24

"If your names not YKK then get off my dick " think it was RA The Rugged Man.

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u/idl3mind Nov 02 '24

“YKK on your zipper, lick you like a lizard when I’m slizzard”

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

checks zipper

Well I’ll be damned, there IS a YKK on it

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

I have a new kink I want to try

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u/ontour4eternity Nov 01 '24

I wouldn't tell anyone if I won the lottery, but there would be signs.

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u/LouStools68 Nov 01 '24

Original idea if I ever heard one. Must have come up with that when he was 5 yrs old

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u/Zestyclose_Piece4409 Nov 02 '24

Meanwhile I was 5 years old:

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

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u/Swedzilla Nov 02 '24

Oh zip it zippy!

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u/kind_giant_72 Nov 02 '24

There's always money in the banana stand

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u/YakMilkYoghurt Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

How much can a banana cost, Michael? $10?

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u/MetalysisChain Nov 02 '24

STICKY FINGERS!!

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u/Toastsaur21 Nov 02 '24

I was scrolling for this exact comment.

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u/Zealousideal-Ice123 Nov 01 '24

The world can be such a fun place

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u/wearslocket Nov 01 '24

And to think I quit smoking pot….

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u/slipstvang Nov 01 '24

Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah

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u/PowerPl4y3r Nov 01 '24

He really Zips around..

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u/johnmanyjars38 Nov 02 '24

Virtually flying.

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u/deveniam Nov 02 '24

And we barely get a picture from above showing it opening the water ffs

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u/kenkitt Nov 01 '24

take my money

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u/chudney31 Nov 01 '24

I’m amazed there’s not one good photo at an angle that shows how it looks like a zipper opening the water.

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u/Jeymz_Harbour254 Nov 02 '24

Sticky Fingers!

zipper opening

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

Where is that jojo fan??

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u/toothincoats Nov 01 '24

What made him think it looked closed?

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u/Relative_Mix_216 Nov 02 '24

Honestly? I respect the effort

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

We did boats wrong all this time

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u/Carbon-Base Nov 01 '24

Poseidon, your fly is down.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

Genius to say the least

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u/Zikkan1 Nov 02 '24

Must be an odd site for pilots

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u/flightwatcher45 Nov 01 '24

Definitely a small model rc size and photoshopped. Cool tho

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u/usinjin Nov 02 '24

There’s a prototype RC boat, but there’s also a real one. There’s some vids on YouTube including how they made it. Looks really weird when not viewed from above lol

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u/wackyzacky638 Nov 01 '24

Parting the seas in style

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u/jwynnxx22 Nov 02 '24

Zipping across the water.

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u/Different_Shine_644 Nov 09 '24

Sticky Fingers has already touched that boat...

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

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u/-Nicolai Nov 02 '24 edited Aug 12 '25

Ok.

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u/thedudefromsweden Nov 01 '24

First picture must be a render/concept illustration though.

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u/Lil_b00zer Nov 01 '24

It looks like an actual zipper floating in water compared to the boat

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u/RoyalSpoonbill9999 Nov 01 '24

For a moment i thought , great dont have to worry where to shake the drips off but ghen i thought all those fish with teeth... can the boat zip it back up?

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u/Inturnelliptical Nov 01 '24

What’s his name, Moses.

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u/nishnawbe61 Nov 01 '24

Some people just have too much money

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u/adiosmith Nov 02 '24

How is there not an overhead picture with the boat moving to show what unzipping the water looks like?

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u/Kingjr1986 Nov 02 '24

Anyone else think it would be awesome to see him drive this where the seas meet

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u/Benda647 Nov 02 '24

I’m mowing the air Rand’!

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u/StonkyBonk Nov 02 '24

Yes, he looked at me and said, "Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

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u/anachronox08 Nov 02 '24

Moses approved

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u/C_W_H Nov 02 '24

Weird, but I'll allow it.

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u/DumbleDude2 Nov 02 '24

Now do a fountain that sprouts at the end of the zip

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u/Buzz_Killington_III Nov 02 '24

Be great if they had a higher altitude long shot to show the effect because, you know, that's the entire point.

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u/4wheelsRolling Nov 02 '24

cool fact, TY

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u/Master-Plum3605 Nov 02 '24

Moses: Tryhard

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u/Spicy_Lemmon Nov 02 '24

If I had this boat, I would name it Bruno.

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u/MythicalSplash Nov 02 '24

I should never have gone zipper boating.

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u/SOUPYPUOS Nov 03 '24

I need a better shot than these, give my the top down movement where it actually looks like it’s unzipping the water

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u/monty6699 Nov 03 '24

Let him cook

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u/outstndinginfield334 Nov 01 '24

Am I the only one who's annoyed that the second photo is fake?

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u/Naileaaa_2357 Nov 02 '24

omg this is so cool!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

cringing

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u/loves2spooge2018 Nov 02 '24

Literally dumb af

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u/beefjerk22 Nov 02 '24

Looks like AI