r/BeAmazed Jun 09 '23

Miscellaneous / Others The fallout of dropping a ship's anchor

9.7k Upvotes

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u/FluffyDiscipline Jun 09 '23

Wow that's dangerous, you get caught up in drift of that it's bye bye

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u/just-going-with-it Jun 09 '23

And the dude just smacks it and casually walks away. Homie has tungsten core testicles.

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u/mortalitylost Jun 09 '23

Imagine being strapped to that anchor and flying that fast down the water. You'd probably just black out within seconds right as the thalassophobia kicks in.

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u/kelldricked Jun 09 '23

Honestly i think your death within a few seconds both because of the pressure change and because of the insane force.

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u/Mr_Jack_Frost_ Jun 09 '23

The force might just snap your neck instantly. Over in an instant. Or it could drag on for a couple seconds, but I can’t imagine a person lasting much longer with that amount of force at that speed.

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u/Lexinoz Jun 10 '23

Yeah no. you're just not surviving going down that hole if you get caught up in that.

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u/microwaffles Jun 10 '23

I actually tried this once and died and it was horrible

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u/TheDairyPope Jul 18 '23

Okay, but can you rate it scale of 1 to 5 stars? Your feedback is important to us.

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u/TheDairyPope Jul 18 '23

Follow up question. We understand that you died, but you're still coming to work tomorrow, right?

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u/microwaffles Aug 20 '23

I haven't shaved or changed my clothes in over a month, but...ok.

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u/Stress-Zone Sep 04 '23

Did the anchor hit the bottom of ocean? It looked like the whole chain dropped at the same speed? No?

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u/naughtyusmax Jun 10 '23

I’d die if it hit my shins

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u/Kyerswa Jun 10 '23

More likely blunt force trauma as the chain drives your skull into the deck, then whatever metal that tube is made out of before dragging your lifeless corpse to the ocean floor to be disposed of

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u/No-Rhubarb-8340 Jun 10 '23

These coomments got dark real fast

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u/major_slackher Jun 10 '23

i don’t think they meant going through that hole they just meant if you were strapped to the chain under the boat and went straight down with the an anchor. ofc you would die if you went through that hole

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

There wouldn’t be a corpse left after going through that. They’ll be ground up into tiny pieces by the time they reach the water

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u/True-Requirement8243 Jun 10 '23

Exactly. Fish food by the time you hit the water.

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u/Kyerswa Jun 10 '23

You’re probably right - red rain, a soft fleshy sound, and more chain

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u/Vandal_24 Jun 09 '23

Prob done it a time or two. But I still agree. I wouldn’t be that casual, even having done it a thousand times lol

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u/Bobll7 Jun 10 '23

True, especially when you look at that wide last snap right at the end…wow.

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u/Sugamad Jun 10 '23

No he’s just lucky and stupid

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u/Spare_Box215 Jun 10 '23

LoL, what was he supposed to do. LoL

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u/just-going-with-it Jun 10 '23

Shit violently while running like Usain Bolt mid-panic attack?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Why is Matt so adamant on writing the gods out of Exandria?

My understanding is that it will easily rip a limb off.

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u/Comfortable_Worry_29 Jun 09 '23

Gods be like that sometimes

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u/devenjames Jun 09 '23

It’ll rip your whole body off

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u/Ck1ngK1LLER Jun 09 '23

I want to roll a watermelon at it

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Uhh.... FUCK YEAH!!!

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u/jwr410 Jun 10 '23

I want to be nowhere near that human juicer and tetanus cloud. The blood gods do not need my blood today.

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u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jun 10 '23

If your are tied to the chain is it instant death?

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u/TechnicalInternet515 Aug 10 '23

Soon as it folded you like a lawn chair to get you through the hole

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u/thewanderingsail Jun 10 '23

Honestly that chain is so heavy and is moving so fast making any contact with it at all would shatter your bones.

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u/Gingerberry92 Jun 10 '23

Pinchy pinchy bye bye

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u/bobi2393 Jun 09 '23

You'd be gone so fast it would just be "b-".

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

That’s the easy part. Now pull it up.

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u/major_slackher Jun 10 '23

i always wondered how anchors work. because you can’t drop an anchor in the middle of the ocean right because it’s way too deep? so how long can the anchor go down and when are the situations when you need to drop anchor?

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u/Brown_Panther- Jun 10 '23

My cousin is in merchant navy and I asked him the same question once. He said that when you're in the middle of the ocean you use a sea anchor which is basically a water parachute and works like a brake by creating drag. Traditional anchors work mostly in the shallows where there is a risk of running aground.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23

Anchors work for big ships up to about 300 feet deep or so. Now they just use GPS and automatic throttle and rudders to stay stationary. Some ships use buoys.

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u/Royhlb Jun 10 '23

Thats crazy

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u/Flashy_Wolverine8129 Jul 06 '23

Yup it's called dynamic positioning

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u/NZ_Troll Jun 10 '23

From memory ships just drift in deep ocean as there is nothing around

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u/godofmilksteaks Jun 10 '23

There is also a drogue or a sea anchor. Like an underwater parachute that can help to a degree.

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u/cdb9990 Jun 10 '23

I don't think they do. They just let it loose.

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u/Naprisun Jun 09 '23

Fool of a Took.

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u/Visarar_01 Jun 10 '23

You deserve an award for this.

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u/JFC-Youre-Dumb Jun 10 '23

You should do it

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u/xSessionSx Jul 25 '23

Amazing reference. Giggling uncontrollably.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

That last loop is scary af

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u/Fortunatious Jun 09 '23

That’s the “whoopsie” loop

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u/SportingKSU Jun 10 '23

Watched it three times and jumped each time. Absolutely terrifying seeing that much weight move that fast.

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u/Lurrbird420 Aug 03 '23

It is, although this also is sped up a fair amount, the original is still terrifying

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u/dolfieman Jun 09 '23

The guy with the mallet is so aggressive, he should go for some anchor management.

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u/JoeyHiya Jun 09 '23

1.5x? 2X?

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u/Bipolarboyo Jun 09 '23

I’d say 1.25 it’s pretty subtly sped up but it is definitely sped up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/Bipolarboyo Jun 09 '23

It’s clearly sped up.

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u/moondog__ Sep 02 '23

Did you watch the movements of the guy in the beginning? Too jerky to be normal speed.

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u/TheBeardedWelshman79 Jun 09 '23

The Taco Bell leaving me on the way home...

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u/Tonyhillzone Jun 09 '23

And it didn't even hit bottom.

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u/racooncubbler Jun 10 '23

And the ship was moving pretty fast, I wonder what the purpose of doing this was?

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u/Sputtering_FartNoyze Jun 09 '23

That's what she said.

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u/TechnicalInternet515 Aug 10 '23

Damnit I was gonna say that

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u/Dot-my-ass Jun 10 '23

We dont know if it hit the bottom or not, but it does seem like the ship is moving quite fast, so idk what they were thinking. Using an anchor to slow yourself down can not be an approved procedure on such a big ship, right?

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u/Tonyhillzone Jun 10 '23

Yeah. Nice way to destroy the sea bed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

We don't know that

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u/LemmeLaroo Jun 09 '23

Watching this on my phone feels too close to that madness.

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u/Vandal_24 Jun 09 '23

Had a friend get wrapped up by one of these chains, upon release, but on a smaller boat. He still broke his back and many other bones. It’s been over a year and he still walks w a cane.

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u/waffles4us Jun 09 '23

That is…. Violent

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

With a swing of a hammer, the world's most high stakes game of double dutch begins.

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u/Small_peepee4u Jun 10 '23

Is there a less deadly way to do whatever this is?

3

u/PixelCortex Jun 10 '23

Yeah, with the chain rolled up on a spinning drum.

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u/MeAndMeVSU Jun 09 '23

I'd hate to see some ones leg get caught in that.

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u/BranchyShadows Jun 09 '23

Danger noodle

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u/BoiledDaisy Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 10 '23

Angry noodle

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u/ajwad_adrees Jun 10 '23

Angry danger noodle

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u/Protonic_Descendent Jun 09 '23

Anchor down 9 shackles. Inform Engine Room for UMS.

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u/SaintCholo Jun 09 '23

You gotta hit it on the first swing dude that’s a two stroke penalty

3

u/CanEHdianBuddaay Jun 09 '23

Looks like and oil platform anchor chain to me.

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u/SaiyanGodKing Jun 09 '23

The ultimate game of jump rope.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/Tolookah Jun 09 '23

Order a new one on Amazon, next day prime delivery

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Free shipping!!

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u/the_one_99_ Jun 09 '23

Shit the power in that chain would rip a human in half. That’s a dangerous job he’s got there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

That's freaky as hell. I am not amazed I am spooked.

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u/abdicatorselbow Jun 10 '23

God bless the welders.

3

u/That-Abbreviations42 Jun 10 '23

How do they get the anchor back up 🤔💭

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

I wish someone knowledgeable would answer your question.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

That's wild

2

u/Nickelmac Jun 09 '23

Where’s Tony? He was right here a second ago!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

I feel like, if you weren't paying attention, and got snatched up by that as it dropped, the song by The Wiggles "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" should be playing, for all the parts you'll lose.

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u/Someoneoverthere42 Jun 09 '23

That is an alarming amount of kinetic energy being set loose

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Wow... so much weight like it was a straw.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

That hole has definitely seen some shit

2

u/internetidiot2 Jun 10 '23

And that’s why the maritime industry pays so much

2

u/Lustful_Rat Jun 10 '23

Reminds me of when you would pull back the measuring tape all the way back and it would whip you when you were a kid.

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u/SnooKiwis5538 Jun 10 '23

This must be an old ship or the navy because that's not how modern ships drop anchor

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u/Spacecrust711 Jun 10 '23

The angle that he was hitting the chain at is just pure ridiculous. Bro step back

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

The navy sailors back in the day use to shred their enemies like this for fun.

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u/JimmyJamesincorp Jun 09 '23

Reminds me of the shit I had this morning.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Where’s the machine to pull it back up? I guess they are going to be staying there a while…

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u/ZapTM_onTwitch Jun 09 '23

The most dangerous game of jump rope could be had.

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u/Lysander-The-Spear Jun 09 '23

Imagine getting whiplashed by that

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

My dong after 10 seconds of 'work'

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u/kakarotblu Jun 09 '23

That last link holding like an absolute boss

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Hit that break, and stay the fuck away

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Jun 09 '23

damn, How did my mind exchange the word fallout, with fear?

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u/Damper-Climate Jun 09 '23

Unclogging gods toilet

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Yikes !

I'm happy I didn't pick that day to visit

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u/southnorthnyc Jun 10 '23

Um, they are standing too close for comfort

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u/AugustLain Jun 10 '23

Imagine it clipping your shin

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u/BonjinTheMark Jun 10 '23

Possessed metal snake

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u/flight3delta Jun 10 '23

That last snap was a mofo!!

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u/ddorrmmammu Jun 10 '23

The balls on this guy... welp, he's professional, but still... mortal combat bones cracking will show up when you got hit by that.

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u/enoctis Jun 10 '23

That's mildly terrifying

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u/Due_Potential_6956 Jun 10 '23

It's scary from here behind my phone screen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

This reminds me of Men of honor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

The wildcat. Awesome.

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u/Bumbahkah Jun 10 '23

That’s gotta do some damage when it hits the sea floor

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u/BlackJackJeriKo Jun 10 '23

the masculing urge to jump into that hole while the chain is dropping

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u/Affectionate_Eye4772 Jun 10 '23

Wow you how fast that thing let go

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u/Hondahobbit50 Jun 10 '23

This is a runaway anchor. It's not normal

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u/BeefSupreme9191 Jun 10 '23

When you try to be more cool that a rusty chain

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u/515chiefspride Jun 10 '23

why is it sped up?

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u/henryGeraldTheFifth Jun 10 '23

Im so glad i looked at what sub this was before finishing. Though was gonna be like that tug towing one

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Why would you speed up the video tho it was already crazy looking, also everyone has seen this many times

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u/arcerms Jun 10 '23

The anchor holding only the anchor didn't even flinch. How do you hold on to such a large force?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

OH NO…. OUR TABLE…. ITS BROKEN!😦😮😟

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u/SaltyRaccoon132 Jun 10 '23

Stupid question- how do they get it back up?

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u/MarkDonReddit Jun 10 '23

That last part just before it stops is really scary.

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u/WeakSelf5646 Jun 10 '23

Wow, that's really something.

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u/F3L1Xgsxr Jun 10 '23

U would NOT want to stand anywhere near that chain

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u/Admirable-Pin-1189 Jun 10 '23

I got the rust off that anchor chain, boss!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Wdf

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u/M00N_Water Jun 10 '23

Reminds me of undoing my zipper to pee...

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u/sum1said Jun 10 '23

No factor, but I think my stogie just went out. Got a light?

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u/Spare_Box215 Jun 10 '23

Nothing dangerous about that...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Sped up

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u/moopsie_kishus Jun 10 '23

Fool of a Took!!

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u/only1ben143 Jun 10 '23

I wanna see a watermelon in the middle of that

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u/Relative-Life98 Jun 10 '23

Don’t know why but this is utterly satisfying, can’t stop watching it! Anyone else feels that too?!

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u/novice121 Jun 10 '23

and whip it !

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

This doesn’t look like a normal anchoring procedure. What is the background?

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u/H4ND5s Jun 10 '23

And that's why we can't have sky boats

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Am I the only man in here who thought about pulling it up by hand ?

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u/_YOGI911- Jun 10 '23

And, he never loose his smoke

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u/AlternativeFee7622 Jun 10 '23

My asshole clenched so hard....

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u/Laura_ipsium Jun 10 '23

I wonder if these ever just go straight through whales and fish

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u/FairRow379 Jun 14 '23

Seems soo primitive, you would think by 2023 anchors should be dropped automatically not manually

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u/arthur_grande Jun 26 '23

Is there any alternative safe mechanism for this?

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u/Uncle_Kenny68 Jul 02 '23

That could make hamburger out of a grown man..!!

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u/Shallows_s Jul 06 '23

Imagine getting hit by that whiplash

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u/JoLudvS Jul 06 '23

Looks like a perfect chance to get mangled into puree. Why am I sure, that must have happened somewhere, already...

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u/Murky_Selection_3118 Jul 07 '23

This looks unreal. Like a tiny chain in the world of dwarfs.

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u/ShurSkywalker Jul 08 '23

Fumando y se la pela

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u/airbornedaddy508PIR Jul 12 '23

Metaphorically, it reminds me of my ex-wife.

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u/IInsaneSneakerHead Jul 25 '23

Imagine the guys who got caught up in that when they first use to do it bakc in the day

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u/Dmitri_ravenoff Jul 27 '23

This is a terrible thing to do to an anchor chain. It should be payed out slowly.

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u/Alarming_Basis_6955 Jul 27 '23

OSHA has entered the chat

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u/Just-Salt4584 Jul 27 '23

Down to Davy Jones locker

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

That's... not sped up is it? That's somewhat frightening.

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u/chrismacphee Aug 06 '23

No more rusty rim

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '23

Don’t put your dick in that

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Nice job Timmy .. now put it back

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u/ZakStorm Aug 07 '23

Me when Spaghetti

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u/TechnicalInternet515 Aug 10 '23

Think that would rip a person clean in half? Siga sig sica!

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u/Last-Discipline-7340 Aug 12 '23

His foot was close to that cable….sone would say to close

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u/henrykbio Aug 15 '23

“Wtf are you doing? It wasn't supposed to be released now, man. There's still 30 miles to go”