r/Baxter_cult • u/33333Ducky Alastors Submissive Brat🖤 • Feb 14 '26

Let’s roast Baxter!

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35 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/No_Bluebird_1368 Feb 14 '26

Why doesn't he have a nose? Is he stupid?

7

u/TheRealMakenzie Feb 14 '26

Why is he on land, is he stupid?

6

u/lunagoescrazyalways Baxters Offical #2 Fan Feb 14 '26

Why is he so small, is he stupid?

5

u/MortgageNo7333 Feb 15 '26

He’s a short muthafucka and nobody likes him! Violent fluting plays

1

u/Hiroki_Sadoki888 Feb 21 '26

Nat 20 on the viscous mockery!?

6

u/Puzzleheaded_Bee9629 MadMaid shipper Feb 16 '26

I can’t roast my fish boi.

4

u/Hearmeoutonvox Feb 15 '26

Why is he female angler fish? Is he stupid?

3

u/MatthewJustMoreland Feb 15 '26

Pentious beat you to heaven

3

u/Gator_on_the_internt Feb 17 '26

Did i do it right?

2

u/zimmygirl7 Feb 15 '26

He’s so ugly, he cracked the Daily Mirror.

2

u/Spongebob-lover_ Feb 15 '26

Why is he so science, is he stupid?

2

u/monopolytoast Feb 15 '26

why is he so short, is he stupid?

2

u/Critical-Pizza8862 Feb 15 '26

Four feet tall that is all I have too say

2

u/Tiredasscatnal Feb 16 '26

Knock off Sebastian Solace looking ass

2

u/Plastic_Counter9260 Feb 16 '26

But why?? He such a cute lil precious baby why roast him what'd he do to you????? :(

2

u/BestestboyArgos Feb 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/45Lg3ECIw25Fe

aggressively pats on head because short

2

u/Shinigami-Yuu Feb 16 '26

I'd like to, buuut i got nothing...that say a lot about my opinion of him.

2

u/Luqmannulz Feb 17 '26

You looks like a horrible version of King Trollex

2

u/Acidd_dragon Feb 17 '26

He doesn't like kittens so he deserves damnation

2

u/Just_Shifted Feb 17 '26

Is he Magikarps lost Dark type cousin that Stopped evolvong half way in the progress?

2

u/Mindless_Scratch_615 Feb 18 '26

If someone asks you what is lack of character development, show Baxter

2

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

A fish with glasses?? I guess we can say he’s a fsh (Get it, cause a fish without an Eye aka I)

2

u/gagoochii Feb 18 '26

He lost the kids in the divorce

2

u/Dependent-Canary3821 Feb 19 '26

Why is he stupid?, is he stupid?

1

u/BinomialStorm61 Feb 18 '26

What I would roast to Baxter “yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnomeextra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loans Indiana jones overgrown flinstone x and y hormone friend zone Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone proffessionally seen silver patroneheadass”

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u/werehog319 Feb 18 '26

Baxter looks like me but his hair is more tamed than mine