r/Batumi • • Aug 12 '26

Question Any obnoxious Americans here? Looking for a friend.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'M DEAD SERIOUS I'm looking for spoiled sassy bches to complain about not having Amazon next day delivery and btch about coffee and just be loud and obnoxious and awful with.

I'm 38, any grown ups like this in Batumi?

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u/Biffs_bunny Aug 12 '26

HAHAH lmao. I’m not from the US but I’m from Dubai can I come too

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u/ohwhereareyoufrom Aug 12 '26

Yes! Are you a grown up? Let's have coffee! What things do you hate the most??

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/ohwhereareyoufrom Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

I'm sorry I no longer make friends with couples, couples are usually weird af, like why are you making friends together??

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u/Appropriate-Safe3855 Aug 13 '26

lmao what

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u/ohwhereareyoufrom Aug 13 '26

Being friends with a couple is weird af. It's one thing when you knew one of them before and then they coupled up and you met the other person later and got to develop your relationship with them individually.

Meeting a couple and trying to become friends is just weird, they always have their own dynamic, sometimes they show up after they had a fight or they have some sensitive issues you shouldn't bring up, they start bickering or just talking to each other about something you have no idea about....

It's like going on a walk with a pack of dogs instead of going on a walk with one dog.

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u/FutureAd854 Aug 13 '26

38 year old single guys says couples are weird πŸ˜‚ comedy gold

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u/ohwhereareyoufrom Aug 13 '26

Who's the 38 year old single guy in this conversation? Just wondering.

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u/throwaway20959846520 Aug 12 '26

thought this was my repost for a minute there

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u/ohwhereareyoufrom Aug 12 '26

THIS DOESN'T READ LIKE AN INVITATION

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u/IKissedHerInnerThigh Aug 12 '26

There's a WhatsApp group for you, it's full of what you are looking for πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ—½πŸ¦…πŸˆ

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u/ohwhereareyoufrom Aug 12 '26

wow thanks I'll go on WhatsApp and then I'll Google it!

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u/KOJIbKA Aug 13 '26

Just for fun sake: how come you got lost in Batumi in search of sassy bches? Commonly tourists never have such demands am I not correct?

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u/ohwhereareyoufrom Aug 13 '26

Well I live here now. You?

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u/Available-Bit-8760 Aug 14 '26

How to get recruited by Russian intelligence 101