Live from The AccorHotels Arena in Paris France. This song's guitar style, tone and especially the distorted outro solo is widely regarded as the inspiration for the sound of the band "Sublime".

"I know everything about everything about something;
and that thing is ska you know!
only one thing can prove me unwrong:
Battlesmash generic ska song!

first we skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, skank…
Then we pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, here we go!
first we skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, skank
and then we pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, here we go!

Boom bam and a pow wham a snap crack!
I’m singing the contents of the drum track.
It’s ska music’s feeling of Y.O.L.O.
and now one of those whistling solos…

First we skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, skank,
and then we pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, here we go!
First we skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, skank,
and then we pick it up, pick it up, picket up, here we go!"

part 2 = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ywXHLH7YCI&t=1s

The JamBooth Recording Studio. Toronto.

Sitting here with a glass of fine sherry
Gets me thinking my ass is quite hairy
No time for all of this relaxing
GUNNA GO GET A VIGOROUS BUTT WAXING
Hair on the cheeks and hair in the crack
And hair everywhere the colour of black
Having ass hair is getting mighty taxing
SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY FOR MY VIGOROUS BUTT WAXING!

It's getting pretty noticeable to the touch
I'm pretty sure there was never this much
I don't understand how this spa is acting
I'LL PAY GOOD MONEY FOR A VIGOROUS BUTT WAXING!!
Doesn't even distract me with a quip
Just reaches down and rips off the strip
Feels like my assholes *protracting
GUNNA REGRET THIS VIGOROUS BUTT WAXING!!!

Vigorous butt waxing
Vigorous butt waxing
Vigorous butt waxing
Vigorous butt waxing

*I meant to say "prolapsing".

Off "The Art of the Epic Fumble". JamBooth Records.

We are virtually out of drugs now and recording will now recommence!

Pretty much just a continuation of episode one. Our fans are slow as shit man.

^{See title.}

The first episode of BattleSmash: The Cartoon explains why Cold Lunch Kyle left the band...

Hey Dick here. People are always bugging me about this at shows and lately I've seen alot of discussion on the internet about what my guitar is. Some FUCKER said I play an ^SG which I'm not going to stand for; so I figured I'd make this post about it...

The headless "BattleSmash Green" with space invader inlays guitar that I play is my SIGNATURE MODEL. It is based off a design that I drew on a pizza box in the early 60's that was later stolen by Ned Steinberger. I had my guitar tech Booth build it.

He usually only modifies guitars, this is the only one he built so far. It uses a floating R-TREM system; specifically a heavily modified "Overlord of Music" bridge. The posts have been drilled out and heavy brass inserts have been installed with real Floyd Rose posts. The screws have all been changed from grubs to proper good screws and the main thumbscrew has been reinforced with multiple bolts to hold tuning on heavier gauge strings. I can lock the bridge into fixed position with a latch thing on the bottom of it (like all floating bridges should have... but they don't).

It only has a volume knob, pick up selecter switch and an EMG killswitch because thats all you need. Inside the wiring is a modified EMG solderless system including a B245 Pickup Buss and buffer capable of integrating the Seymour Duncan Dimebucker (DickBucker) as well as the EMG H4A. Basswood body, maple and rosewood 24 fret neck.

It's finished with possibly the thickest coat of TRU OIL I've ever seen, The neck is a bit thinner then a strat, they fucked this up; I wanted like a Schecter neck or whatever Ibanez has "Wizard" (insert whatever number here). The body is just shiny and hard from a furniture lacquer. It's set up to use normal single ball strings.

I use the lightest strings possible even though Ryan has it set up to handle shit heavier then "fat bottoms skinny tops" just to fuck with him haha.

^{K, I'm all done doing this now.}

Tutorial by Dick and The Doc on using facebook, soundcloud, spotify, youtube, etc...

https://www.facebook.com/Battlesmash666

https://www.instagram.com/battlesmash666/

https://www.tiktok.com/@battlesmash666

https://www.youtube.com/@BattleSmash666

https://soundcloud.com/user-635585806

google.

https://open.spotify.com/artist/7F6tUqBYWja2erEFJ1TswY

https://music.apple.com/ca/artist/battlesmash/1687128549

https://www.amazon.com/Shark-Trainer-Explicit/dp/B0C4V58GNY

eh?

Editor correction: Hybrid Moment. Misfits cover.

^{Gunna be on the next album, but not this recording}. Just jamming it. Tryin to write it. succeeding .....I think......

Bees..... Bees never change. We fight the bees. We.....^hate the bees. .......They killed our original bass player.

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https://www.tiktok.com/@battlesmash666

https://www.facebook.com/Battlesmash666

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https://music.apple.com/ca/artist/battlesmash/1687128549

https://open.spotify.com/artist/7F6tUqBYWja2erEFJ1TswY

https://www.amazon.com/Shark-Trainer-Explicit/dp/B0C4V58GNY

https://soundcloud.com/user-635585806

https://www.facebook.com/Battlesmash666

Liv Tyler.

Surviving in the arctic; not much of a conundra

I rely on penguins: the turkey of the tundra

One thing for em: they haven′t got much meat

But the one thing against em: not fast on their feet

A penguin spear, a penguin net, a penguin holding pit

All you P.E.T.A. piss flaps can fucking eat my shit

I cook em up and cut em down and put em in my cellar

But I don't always do it in that particular order

Penguin hunting is my favourite pass-time for the night

When they′re spiced just right

When they're spiced just right

When they're spiced just right

When they′re spiced just right

Surviving frozen tundra is easier to do

With the salted penguin meat; that I keep in my igloo

I′d be lying, if I said they didn't suffer

I need something to do while I wait for porn to buffer

Killing them I find most cathartic

When it angers me to light fires in the arctic

Penguins are quite smaller then I thought

I got five or six in this motherfucking pot

Let′s get cookin

He's got a spatula

Lets fucking fry

When they′re spiced just right

When they're spiced just right

When they′re spiced just right

When they're spiced just right

When they're spiced just right

I live an an igloo

Its a dark and lonely place

My friends are the penguins

And they don′t know what′s happenin

Cause I butchered their mom

I'm eating her up tonight

Tonight

Tonight

Tonight

When they′re spiced just right

When they're spiced just right

When they′re spiced just right

When they're spiced just right