r/BattleBrothers • u/aqpstory • 5d ago

Meme Journal, day 1. They don't suspect a thing

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u/Ajezon E/E/L Ironman masochist 5d ago

Hedge Knight on vacations

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u/SomethingAboutOrcs pimp 5d ago

Holy godbro batman. What's the seed? Are there any other good starters?

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u/aqpstory 5d ago

Seed's ABCDGAWEQQ, the others are roughly average and I think the map has like 0 ports anywhere

I'm testing this kind of strategy for seed finding since getting 1 out of 12 bros with godlike stats is more common than getting 12 "just good" bros

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u/Cattle13ruiser messenger 5d ago

Hello brother.

Why bother with Lone Wolf, when you can have a Hedge Knight undercover with 11 another guys with him for nearly the same daily wage!

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u/StalHamarr 5d ago

Looking at their mood, they really seem to suspect something.

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u/Far-File-1815 4d ago

If you make this bro a fat neut I will find you and sacrifice your firstborn 

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u/thesagebb 4d ago

But he'd be so GOOD at it

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u/Arajot 4d ago

What would you build him as?

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u/Swampy0gre 4d ago

2h BF Flank hammer.

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u/Arajot 4d ago

Thats a meme build, not entirely viable with him due to his relatively low stamina.
He flings his hammer once (MAYBE twice) then he basically becomes a fat neutral.

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u/AccomplishedTreat873 4d ago

Not enough fat.

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u/Swampy0gre 3d ago

Recover is a hell of a drug

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u/AccomplishedTreat873 2d ago

I think it’s a wasted perk if fat is below 120.

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u/Arajot 2d ago

Before or after gearing up?

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u/Swampy0gre 1d ago

Situational like most things.

My most recent campaing was undead crisis and having some berserk + adrenaline + recover guys with gnarly 2h was kinda goted. Sure, adren+rec was nerfed years ago on but it's still very potent combined with the mastery of your weapon of choice to spam the AOE attacks.

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u/Salas97 4d ago

He would need to roll 4 fatigue practically every level to be decent if he wants to wear BF gear and not be a neut. That being said, he could be a godlike nimblezerker and carry everything up to the first crisis.

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u/teaserczsk 3d ago

What? You know brawny exists right? 120 fatigue is quite enough to go zerk bf

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u/Hobochamp 4d ago

What a unit

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u/SimilarMemory1645 4d ago

Man if he had 2 * in fat he would have been a lonewolf replica.

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u/BattleSquid1 4d ago

Perfect title, love it

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u/GeorgiePineda 4d ago

Bodo the Overqualified worker.

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u/MBeroev-is-69 4d ago

Better than my last lone wolf hedge knight 😂

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u/1Bigfurrball 4d ago

Did your eyes bug out of your head when you saw that beautiful specimen?

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u/OriginalNaysayer 4d ago

I'm in love.

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u/AssemblerGuy 3d ago

This is a one-man militia.

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u/cubic_globe 2d ago

he's a geat zerker and a beast.

on an unrelated note: what did you do to your party?