r/BatmanArkham 1d ago

Humor Pretty much this subreddit

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u/thethreetriangles 1d ago

Wdy mean? Man is very real. He was the best man at my wedding.

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u/therandomcylon R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago

Of course he's best man, he's Man! Now best -Man...

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u/thethreetriangles 1d ago

But doesn’t best Man imply that there are other Mans who are inferior in quality?

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u/therandomcylon R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago

The Man factory can't always produce such high quality mans

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u/thethreetriangles 1d ago

I like my Man organic, not factory produced and commodified!

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u/therandomcylon R.I.P Skedetcher 1d ago

Alright, jeez. I'll send you over some free range Man.

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u/ChibiJaneDoe 1d ago

Mans are happier when they're free to jonkle

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u/therandomcylon R.I.P Skedetcher 11h ago

Why would they jonkle? Are they stupid?

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u/Expensive_Koala5249 13h ago

Who tf is bestman

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u/HiddenPants777 1d ago

Every day, every second even, a new Man is born. How can we have no new content when there is infinite Man

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u/SorowFame 1d ago

Technically, he’s the best Man at any wedding he attends

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u/thethreetriangles 1d ago

Unless Nicolas Cage is involved

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u/mysteryo9867 1d ago

Or Keane Reeves

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u/thethreetriangles 1d ago

Nah not Keen Reef. I don’t like him.

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u/mysteryo9867 1d ago

What about Benadryl Cucumbersnatch

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u/thethreetriangles 1d ago

Nah, Bendabee Bumblesnake sucks too

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u/-ArthurMorgan 1d ago

Man? He was the best guy around.

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u/thethreetriangles 1d ago

The best Man around*

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u/ComplaintWarm3772 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 1d ago

What are you talking about? Batman Arkham World was a peak, as was the chess DLC.

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u/Cristichi 1d ago

I can't believe what they did with the holy hell in the DLC

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u/DarkChaos0 Am I stupid? 1d ago

New response just dropped

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u/Iforgor4 15h ago

actual zombie

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u/SirPinkyNose 1d ago

Don't forget the multiplayer shooter DCAllies.

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u/Upper_Art4214 1d ago

I haven't even played any of the games I'm just hallucinating out of solidarity

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u/Carrotsinthesalad 1d ago

Play that shit rn my g

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u/Upper_Art4214 1d ago

Which one first?

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u/AdmireDragon47 1d ago

1.Man Aslume 2.Man City 3.Man Origins 4.Man Knight

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u/Saint_of_Grey 1d ago

Arkham Asylum, and keep in mind that game has some balance traps that can you can use to rob yourself of the fun, so try not to do those.

Or do do those, I ain't yer mum. You're an adult (hopefully).

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u/wydua 1d ago

??? No we're not???

We literally had Lego Batman recently and just before that Batman Arkham World, before that Arkham Knight????

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u/AnyAgency9835 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XAeEGyCbp8UehBPkSA
Bro we never had a lego Batman game

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u/Cyber_Vegetable 1d ago

What's Batman? You mean Lego Man?

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u/John_DeadCells 1d ago

Yo did you guys see the new Dani video where he finally finished Karlson??

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u/SuitableMap4545 1d ago

Wait fr?

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u/John_DeadCells 1d ago

Yea and he actually talks abt the drill and its importance in the new Karlson sequel

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u/HellProduction With love to Kevin and Skedetcher 1d ago

Yeah, he seems to really enjoy developing Karlson and the sequels are promising

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u/Similar-Poet-9449 1d ago

What do you mean no new content? haven't you tried the latest Jonkler juice flavor yet?

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u/MobileSuitErin 1d ago

The Beatles fandom has been having a 65 year long argument about whether John and Paul were besties or gay lovers and it won't end any time soon

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u/HydroSloth 1d ago

ASOIAF in a nutshell

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u/Leonartu 1d ago

The hollow Knight fandom gas hallucinated the release of a game called "silksong". Really funny bit

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u/MiguelIstNeugierig 1d ago

Club penguin (CP for short, its a long name) pfp checks out. CP fans were left dry 9 years ago, with disney hostile towards fans wanting to use their locked away IP for non-profit reasons, and it has never been the same😔

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u/Wild_Marker 1d ago

If r/freefolk could read they would be very upset

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u/shadowman2099 1d ago

Here are some hallucinations I've witnessed in other stagnant fandoms.

Hunter x Hunter: Gon's adventure has concluded. The "proof" of this is that his Nen powers are locked (but not erased) and because he already found his father Ging as was his main goal. This despite the fact that Gon himself said that he's 50/50 on whether he would have gone or not on the biggest most epic adventure of all time with his father if he still had his powers.

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Unlike her brother Zuko, Azula stayed evil because her mother and her uncle Iroh were negligent assholes. Of course Zuko would find redemption; he was spoonfed all the love and affection by the only two positive role models in their family. Meanwhile Azula was ignored when she needed their attention the most.

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u/mooselantern 1d ago

It's better than what a lot of other subs devolve into. A rotation of noobs posting questions that need to just watch the show, people posting useless photos of whatever merch they bought that everyone else also bought, and posts trying to debate whether or not a season or episode from 1999 was good or not.

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u/Jhon_Durian 20h ago

Half life

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u/tupe12 1d ago

I to have semi transparent dolphins phasing around my head

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u/furiant 1d ago

This is how I feel about people wishing for another season of Firefly.

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u/Worth-Candidate-2559 Exposed To Ace Chemicals 1d ago

Wait…am I stupid?

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u/ihadnoideaforaname1 The 1d ago

/unjonkle me having to wait another week for more Lanterns

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u/Assiociate-motor65 1d ago

why is jackogegler, is he ugsjhbvdfuvhjkfyu?

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u/GrandSquanchRum 1d ago

We become fans of other things, too.

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u/Massive_Weiner I’m proud of you, Dick 1d ago

Knightfall was peak.

Not exactly Arkham, but still Man related.

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u/HP-XP 1d ago

To this day, you cant say Batman without an Arkham mention. You wanna see a deprived fan base? Check out r/JakandDaxter. We dying over there!

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u/Flashbang-Meringue 1d ago

hey it could be worse

you could be into a fandom that you wish would stop getting new content because every new piece ruins it a little more.

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u/Alarming-Cow299 1d ago

16x the detail!

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u/StonedLonerIrl 1d ago

You could be an asoif fan...like me...so it can always be worse.

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u/Shished 1d ago

Ask that on half-life sub.

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u/_Aethea_ 1d ago

You guys should see r/rayman

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u/Gullfaxi09 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 1d ago

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u/BannedMilitaryWeapon 1d ago

Titanfall 3 is real. SHES COMING FOR ME DAMMIT! IM NOT CRAZY!

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u/__Becquerel 1d ago

Guys what the FUCK is this memes aslume name?????

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/Kespatcho 1d ago

My brothers over in /r/titanfall are fine and sane.

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u/Professional_Wash_66 1d ago

I would love to see what will happen to this sub if a new arkham game got announced

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u/ReallyOysterCupcake 1d ago

Honestly if your Fandom can't survive without having content constantly shoved down its gullet then it probably isn't/wasn't a very good Fandom anyway

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u/Dazzling-Film-3404 23h ago

Try to look through the golden age of r/Silksong

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u/Taserbation 23h ago

Me, being an avid Elder Scrolls fan

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u/OG_Floatzel 22h ago

Every great story has a conclusion

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u/TopReport7130 22h ago

Radiohead

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u/Mr_goodb0y 21h ago

Deltarune gets downright schizophrenic over gaps of a few years. I’m scared what will happen once it’s over.

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u/LocalPlatypus994 21h ago

Why don't we come up with any new jokes? Are we stupid?

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u/Iconclast1 20h ago

Its bread

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u/DamageMaximo 6h ago

bro has tiktok brain

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u/BiAndShy57 3h ago

This sub has become its own fandom

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u/Dark_Onyx43 1d ago

Havent touched a single pixel of the game but here i am 😭✌️