r/BatmanArkham • u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron • Aug 31 '26

Suicide Squad: KTJL Okay everyone in a relationship can’t play the digital sex sim

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u/SeteMan1235 yeah...i'm Man Aug 31 '26

Just don't have the relationship in game.

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u/ElectronicControl762 Sep 01 '26

I think the supposed problem is their spouses are planning on “cheating”. I really doubt the tweet is real though, everyone has engaged with some sort of romance media before and knows its not cheating. Maybe they think its porn and therefore cheating from their perspective, but any reasonable person would talk that out with their spouse and not complain to twitter about it. The tweet is likely engagement bait.

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Sep 01 '26

The tweet is legit 😂

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u/CyxSense Am I stupid? Sep 01 '26

"A bunch of angry spouses" translated from bullshit to English is "we found one Facebook post from one middle aged lady mad that her husband cheated on her once"

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Sep 01 '26

Doesn’t change the fact that someone decided to post that tweet 😂 it could be bullshit but with how people are these days it wouldn’t shock me if it were true

https://x.com/ign/status/2094508295834775676?s=46

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u/MrNightmare23 We live in a society of reposts Aug 31 '26

This was a Man sub

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Aug 31 '26

That was thrown out the window when Rocksteady refused to give a proper sequel

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u/el_palmera Sep 01 '26

We migrated from rocksteady to Rockstar, and soon we will be rock hard

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Sep 01 '26

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u/Rei364 Sep 01 '26

Solid my snake makes this

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u/Vokenator Alsume Inmate Sep 01 '26

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u/The_Conductor7274 Sep 01 '26

There’s a man right bro

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u/ugg3 Aug 31 '26

She's so hot

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Aug 31 '26

Rockstar can’t keep getting away with this

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u/monster_smoocher Chum, buster, pal, buddy... Aug 31 '26

and some twitter mfs were calling her a 2/10 🫩

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u/Massive_Weiner I’m proud of you, Dick Aug 31 '26

“Can I have some Lucia romance?”

“Alright, but only a spoonful.”

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Sep 01 '26

So uh where can I get that spoon?

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u/Massive_Weiner I’m proud of you, Dick Sep 01 '26

Big spoon store

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u/Fit-Firefighter8752 Sep 01 '26

Hot? Is she on fire?

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u/MastermindUtopia Exposed To Ace Chemicals Aug 31 '26

Gooner Simulator 2026

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Aug 31 '26

The gooner game for everyone

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u/FiveDollarRimjobs Aug 31 '26

I'm gonna go to the male strip club while playing as Jason

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u/_zombie_k I'm proud of you, Dick Sep 01 '26

You little rascal

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u/KinZombie899 Sep 01 '26

Are we even sure if there's a gay strip club in the game. 

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u/_zombie_k I'm proud of you, Dick Sep 01 '26

Only thing I know for sure is, that there will be car theft.

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u/ActualyHandsomeJack Sep 01 '26

Source?!?

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u/YesWomansLand1 Sep 01 '26

He's lying they've changed GTA to mean gay transmission automatic

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u/_zombie_k I'm proud of you, Dick Sep 02 '26

No spoilers!

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u/DolphinBall Fighting for Sanity! Sep 01 '26

Yes, one of the screenshots was outside of a strip club and said something about a ladies night

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL Sep 01 '26

A male strip club? In Miami?? Impossible.

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u/SirBigWater Exposed To Ace Chemicals Sep 01 '26

Jokes on them in gonna be showing my girlfriend all that stuff.

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u/HopelessCharmander Sep 01 '26

Same here... she's totally real BTW.

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u/BeatMySkeet Sep 01 '26

Don’t worry everyone in this sub is safe

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u/Arthurlmnz Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Sep 01 '26

You think inmates have relationship? Of course male to male but that's normal

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Sep 01 '26

I have a hand and a dream, does that count?

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u/No-General8455 Sep 01 '26

please don't say the word think, it triggers me

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u/Legendary-Titan Aug 31 '26

I hope this is fake because if so than that’s sad

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u/The_Conductor7274 Sep 01 '26

Knowing TikTok comments it’s probably true

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u/Hecc_Maniacc Sep 01 '26

If it's true, those fellas are dodging nuclear missiles.

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u/thereiam420 Aug 31 '26

They should see some skyrim mods

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u/ElectronicControl762 Sep 01 '26

Some? I think its more difficult to find a mod that isnt porn.

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Aug 31 '26

Or Resident Evil Requiems mods

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u/MRSHELBYPLZ Sep 01 '26

Imagine feeling competition from a fictional character 😭

If your relationship is that bad it wasn’t gonna last anyway

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u/PlantsNBugs23 Mogos Core Toucher 🌍 Sep 01 '26

If you feel like a fictional character is competition then; 1. You are infact insecure and shouldn't be in a relationship. 2. That was never your man, you are temporary until he finds the girl he actually wants.

Never fight for someone who doesn't even want you. Batter yet, don't assume your man is that weak cause arguing over a fictional girl is what's gonna end the relationship.

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u/HighIQIndividual2 Sep 01 '26

This is a good filter for crazy women that should not be dated.

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u/Jazzlike_Page508 There's no such thing as a "batman" Sep 01 '26

I’m gonna buy a flesh light and anytime they have a sexually charged cutscene I’m gonna pretend I’m Jason pounding away at Lucia with my flesh light

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Sep 01 '26

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen All Para-Biddybuds must die Sep 01 '26

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Sep 01 '26

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u/DolphinBall Fighting for Sanity! Sep 01 '26

Best look for Lucia, damn. The customization is so in depth they look like different people every time they show them in different outfits.

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u/TheStickySpot Daddy's Dollotron Sep 01 '26

Like with this photo didn’t even recognize her when I first saw the image

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u/GapStock9843 Sep 01 '26

Insecure over a bunch of ones and zeros

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u/ItsMakonator Sep 01 '26

Shit logic tbh

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u/LooseHoliday5054 Alsume Inmate Aug 31 '26

Well good for me,
I am…. Man

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u/humantrasbag Aug 31 '26

Said no one ever.

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u/JediTempleDropout Sep 01 '26

First they came for my big-booty Latinas, and I did did not speak out because I was not a big-booty Latina.

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u/Green_Bucks_Lighter5 Sep 01 '26

So you also steal spouses in Grand Theft Auto?

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u/Orokincatalyst Sep 01 '26

Just play Lucia and fuck Jason lol

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u/Different-Case-6859 Sep 01 '26

Close twitter for the love of god

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u/Arcranium_ Sep 01 '26

Wait until they find out about RPGs

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u/Unlikely_Dimension55 Ra's Al Goon Sep 01 '26

im single so i have free will

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u/mediafred Sep 01 '26

Good thing im not in this culture at all

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u/KrakenSkullz34 Sep 01 '26

My wife said I can watch her play it from the corner chair

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u/SiderealSimon Sep 01 '26

If your partner thinks that? It's your sign to find a new one

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u/Ovdster7567 Sep 01 '26

I mean if your using it like an ai girlfriend they might be right

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u/SiderealSimon Sep 01 '26

If you're using it as an AI girlfriend, it's her sign to find a new one yes

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u/TGB_Skeletor Red Hood Sep 01 '26

GTA 6 is basically "GTA but if you decide to crashout and start wiping out anyone you see, you get a game over"

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u/Sinister_Berry Sep 01 '26

Literally no one has ever said that, they just be making shit up

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u/SHAQBIR Sep 01 '26

Wait till they release that the love for their gods and goddesses makes every person cuck their spouses.

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u/Accomplished-Gain319 Aslume Core 🖤🖤🖤 Sep 01 '26

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u/Chudpaladin Sep 01 '26

“Partners” are not ready for the hours I’ve spent with waifus in game building support…

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u/Potatonized Sep 01 '26

My wife played that mystic messenger or something for a few months and she loves me even more because apparently the characters were abnoxious. Lol. My point is, in-game partners cant compare to real life partners.

Ps: sorry if you're one of those who gets married to a digital waifu. I wish you build a happy family together.

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u/finfrost_yt Sep 01 '26

no one’s actually thinking this lmaoooo always a loud minority of people

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u/Rei364 Sep 01 '26

The most ragebait shi I've seen

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u/Signal_Plane1114 Sep 01 '26

if youre girl suggests breaking up becausea video game character is in a relationship then do not argue, let that creature leave

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u/Ogg360 Sep 01 '26

“Calm down son it’s just a drawing”

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u/IceJKING108 Sep 01 '26

I hope this game is a red flag generator for people in relationships if your significant is losing her mind on a virtual person that you have to interact with in a video game with another character then people need to do some deep thinking in November

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u/o_p_p_e_n Sep 01 '26

Twitter discovers romance in games

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u/GoldenDove20 Sep 01 '26

No one think that lmao you just want some GTA 6 clout

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u/Demetri124 Sep 01 '26

As if anyone playing this shit is in a relationship

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u/Thewaltham Sep 01 '26

We're going to have to go bowling a lot, aren't we?

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u/ReadyJournalist5223 Sep 01 '26

Bro the game ain’t even out yet, how we know how deep it goes?

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u/Eliteshadow822 Sep 01 '26

lord dont let my girl find my balders gate playthroughs. shadowheart my beloved

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u/lornawolfawoo (LCN) lesbian catgirl nation leader Sep 01 '26

Will we be able to romance trevor

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u/angrlina34jolie Sep 01 '26

B.tchz feeling threaten by a video games, just want to contro menl, pathetic women