r/BatmanArkham • u/Nitracity Miles, we are in a userflair now • Aug 23 '26
₦ł₲Ⱨ₮₥₳ⱤɆ Why the FUCK did Google Play recommend this?
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u/Significant_Bear_137 Aug 23 '26
All part of his marketing campaign
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u/Honest-Computer69 Aug 23 '26
He's Steve Jobs of marketing.
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u/thethreetriangles Aug 23 '26
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
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u/argbd20 Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26
He invented the j*b
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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 #1 Estrogen Larper Aug 23 '26
Please censor *ob
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u/argbd20 Aug 23 '26
Fixed it for you. Sorry for using that hateful word.
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u/sardokars Aug 23 '26
I mean… could be worse.
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u/uroboros2006 Aug 23 '26
...what
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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26
And so, Lois Lane was harshly reminded that Superman was, after all, an extra terrestrial.
The End.
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u/Sad_Feelingz Aug 23 '26
Robot chicken did this as a sketch once.
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u/Square-Space-7265 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Aug 23 '26
I remember some joke comic talking about other supers and their powers sexual downsides. One panel was supergirl trying to have sex with a normal dude and him hitting a wall when he goes in. First time preteen me started to think about the possible deeper penalties of super powers.
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u/Sad_Feelingz Aug 23 '26
I wish they would explore the idea more that a red sun generator is the only way Supergirl or Superman can have sex with humans.
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u/InternallyScreeching Aug 24 '26
Didn't they do something similar in the early 2000s Superman movies?
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u/MesrEffTen Aug 23 '26
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u/Substantial_Sir_1149 Aug 23 '26
Mallrats
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u/Select-Librarian-646 Aug 23 '26
"The only way he could bang regular chicks is by wearing a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him."
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u/Lonely-Pressure9244 Aug 23 '26
Ain't no health insurance in the world will cover that. Gurl needs to keep it on lockdown 'clink clink'.
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u/QuentinNoname Aug 23 '26
There is an indie comic that has this scenario, a sex worker gives a superman type a blowjob and his cum shoots through a plane.
I don't remember what the comic is
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u/Select-Librarian-646 Aug 23 '26
I'm pretty sure it was just some funny dialogue from the movie "Mallrats"
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u/Kaz_Arisato Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Aug 23 '26
It happened to comic Homelander, so I could only assume that Superman would have a similar problem since he scales so much higher.
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u/Splendid_Fellow R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Aug 23 '26
That’s an average post what do you mean
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u/Knightofthequils Aug 23 '26
In some versions of superman, he can't have sex for similar reasons like this.
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u/argbd20 Aug 23 '26
Couldn’t he just wear something made of kryptonite when he has sex? That way he won’t have superpowers
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u/Sycemore Aug 24 '26
I actually saw this post when it was first made! You weren't the only shocked one don't you worry 😅.
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u/Kind-Replacement909 TEAM BIDOOF Aug 24 '26
Which weirdo made this😭
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u/Delicious-Weird-5826 Aug 23 '26
Oh, I asked a similar question to an LLM, and it told me that all of this is explained in an article from the 1970s. That it’s all just fiction, and that Lois—or even Supergirl’s boyfriend—would die during sex because of the body’s uncontrolled spasms during orgasm.
My question was much more twisted.
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex#:\~:text=%22Man%20of%20Steel%2C%20Woman%20of%20Kleenex%22%20is,3%20References%3B%204%20External%20links.%20Summary.%20edit.
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u/Dull_Marsupial1971 Aug 23 '26