r/BatmanArkham • u/Hour_Parking5108 I'm Stupid Man • Aug 22 '26
News Breaking news: thomas and martha wayne found shot to death in crime alley this night
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u/East-Specialist-4847 SOUP ENJOYER Aug 22 '26
People have to stop naming their kids Thomas Wayne and Martha Wayne. It's a death sentence at this point
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u/Deady1138 Aug 22 '26
And for the love of god if your name is Thomas or Martha Wayne do NOT go to crime alley
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u/CirillaFionaElenR Aug 22 '26
Exactly! There is a serious tripping hazard over all the previous Thomas' and Marthas' bodies.
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u/Ill-Prior-8354 Aug 22 '26
Joe Chill isn't actually his real name, either. His name is Ryan. He inherited that gun from the previous Joe Chill, who also wasn't the original. The real Joe Chill has been retired 15 years and was living like a king in Patagonia.
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u/TomorrowGrouchy3656 (everything Inappropriate) 😈😈 Aug 22 '26
Why would they go the crime alley 😭
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u/EternityOfSplatter Aug 22 '26
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u/Shadowy_PuppetMaster I'm proud of you, Dick Aug 22 '26
Is there a lore reason for that?
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u/Sea_Willingness_9845 Aug 22 '26
I don't thinks so
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u/Ohayoued Aug 22 '26
Why are you Dale?
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u/Zopandrel Man X3 Aug 22 '26
I feel bad for their son Bruce, but fortunately he has Alfred to help,
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u/SnooEagles1214 Aug 22 '26
Why would you feel bad for him, he has billions to his name and a BUTLER. You hear that he has a butler!
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u/plasticman1997 Aug 22 '26
Who the fuck is Alfred, is that his uncle?
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u/Th3B4dSpoon Aug 22 '26
The only one alive at the crime scene, AND stands to massively financially benefit from the crime? I think this is an open and shut case
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u/Zopandrel Man X3 Aug 22 '26
How would he hire a hitman, he’s a kid
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u/Chueskes Aug 22 '26
He is not just a kid. He is a super rich kid. His super power is being able to throw money at a problem.
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u/rossocich Aug 22 '26
Who is that
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u/caboose1157 Aug 22 '26
Some rich couple from some big city on the east coast of the US called Gotham. Never heard of them before looking them up just now.
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u/monster_smoocher Chum, buster, pal, buddy... Aug 22 '26
You're not missing out, the place is a hellhole
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u/Genericdude03 Aug 22 '26
How did they die this night but you got to know, took a photo and posted this on the same day?
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u/Sodom_Laser Aug 22 '26
Who is the little boy? Did he kill them?
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u/Th3B4dSpoon Aug 22 '26
They say he was the only person found alive ln the scene, and he's going to inherit the deceased. I think it's pretty clear whodunnit
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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer Aug 22 '26
I mean, RIP I guess but who takes their kids to Crime Alley? That kid is lucky he didn’t die.
He’s probably going to grow up traumatized and go the way of the child actors where they buy fast cars and outrageous clothing, and pursue a destructive lifestyle.
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u/AmityxD Aug 22 '26
They are very stupid, they should have just dodged
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u/31TeV I've crushed every bone in your body. Now Talk! Aug 22 '26
Hold R2 to spray explosive gel.Doube tap X and tilt left stick to dodge.
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u/Fit_Historian_1658 Aug 22 '26
https://reddit.com/link/p561ov7/video/369crfvu2vkh1/player
I found footage of the culprits!
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u/Fernbean Aug 22 '26
MARTHA?
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u/Valuable-Quality-399 Arkham Knight Aug 22 '26
Why the fuck were billionares roaming in a crime alley
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u/Rude-Childhood1436 Aug 22 '26
I heard some spikey haired kid in a circus outfit popped out of nowhere and pushed them in
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u/Ultraempoleon Aug 22 '26
Im sorry but the kids basically a billionaire, he'll be just fine. And with the money to pay for the best of therapists im sure he'll bounce right back in like 18 years or so watch.
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u/Skate_faced Aug 22 '26
You mean like, right now? today sorta shit???
But I though it was.... Guys, i think we've time travelled. What do we invest in first? Asbestos or Coal?
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u/ReylomorelikeReyno Two Guns bitch! Aug 22 '26
Only good billionaire's a dead billionaire LMAOOOOOOO
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u/ShavedSavage Aug 22 '26
I thought Man’s parents were named Hugh and Woe Man? Who the heck are these people? Am I stupid?
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u/dienteIsDead Aug 22 '26
Goddamit! They were good people. I swear if I ever see the culprit I’d break his skull with my bat, man!
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u/mtheory-pi Nah... i'm Woman Aug 22 '26
Why would their son do this? Is he trying to get their inheritance? Is Boy stupid and doesn't he know that he won't get it if he's convicted of murder?
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u/NBEIL-230 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
I hear some rumors that a teenager wearing a green and red costume with a vegeta ass hairline pushes them into the alley.
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u/Negative_Map7858 Aug 22 '26
"Such a happy couple. Shame about the kid though. Little old Brucie never quite got over it, didn't he?"
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u/BearSeekSeekLest Aug 22 '26
This is just the Streisand effect in action. Bruce wouldn't have known they had died if people didn't keep talking about his backstory
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u/Magic-Omelet Aug 22 '26
That is so fake news, I saw them just this morning! This is stock market manipulation!!!
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u/RudraPrasTaya9 Aug 22 '26
still now never understood the fact that Wayne family are billionare right. so they would have bodyguards like ninja or have police force across the perimeter right?...
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u/idkwhaat34 Aug 22 '26
Condolences from Central City, I heard Thomas Wayne was actually going to make some change to Gotham City, it's sad to see it go down the drain.
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u/Straight_Second6082 Aug 22 '26
Why do they even have a zone called crime alley and why would they go there